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Descan

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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #150 on: October 18, 2012, 05:28:48 pm »

The Russian ambassador is called into your office. He demands to know why his office has been cleared out, and why he's been given a one-way ticket to Moscow and the bill.

You show him the door.

Having expelled the Russian ambassador and diplomatic staff, you send Putin a letter containing an ultimatum. Either he stops touching China and backs down, or consequences will never be the same.

He replies back saying he'll "think about it". As a further gesture of will, you send your now quite formidable Pacific fleet to patrol near the Russian coasts. The Japanese offer to let the fleet rebase in Hokkaidō as a gesture of good will.

You send a message to the Americans telling them about the various types of terrorists that the very suspiciously communistic Russians have been supporting, and you tell them you have proof.

They reply that this is a very serious allegation, and arrange a meeting for you to meet with the President about this.

In other news, an emergency report from our Cambodia research station states that though they have managed to capture one of the creatures, it got loose in the building and massacred nearly everyone. According to the research assistant, Gordon [unintelligible], "the beast is still here... so many of them... where are they coming from... please help..."  A rescue and capture mission is planned for the next month.

No results on the Pyramid in the Congo yet.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #151 on: October 18, 2012, 05:31:16 pm »

Make supersoldiers out of native Canadian fauna.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #152 on: October 18, 2012, 05:33:09 pm »

Beavers or moose?...BOTH.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #153 on: October 18, 2012, 05:38:05 pm »

Your researchers pop back a very acerbic message saying that yes, they understand your desire for animal infantry. And yes, they agree, it's fairly awesome. But they have a better method of doing it than genetic tinkering with brains, and if you would back off, they'll get it to you soon enough. They also tell you, "Why don't you bug the space guys? They've still got science-boners over that launch of theirs a few months back, and aside from a few satellites, they haven't really done anything lately."
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #154 on: October 18, 2012, 05:43:10 pm »

Your researchers pop back a very acerbic message saying that yes, they understand your desire for animal infantry. And yes, they agree, it's fairly awesome. But they have a better method of doing it than genetic tinkering with brains, and if you would back off, they'll get it to you soon enough. They also tell you, "Why don't you bug the space guys? They've still got science-boners over that launch of theirs a few months back, and aside from a few satellites, they haven't really done anything lately."
Let's use the science-boners to get super-moose.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #155 on: October 18, 2012, 05:45:22 pm »

Bother space-guys.
Get a working space station running. And up.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #156 on: October 18, 2012, 07:29:51 pm »

Send in elite soldiers to kill the animal in the Cambodia research station. We can tame them later, gotta get our people out.

Get hackers to create evidence for America.

Seriously, they're still America. They will hate us.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #157 on: October 18, 2012, 07:34:41 pm »

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Let's use the science-boners to get super-moose.
So... common Canadian Moose then?
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #158 on: October 18, 2012, 07:43:15 pm »

See if anyone bitten by the creatures turns into one
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #159 on: October 18, 2012, 07:47:30 pm »

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Let's use the science-boners to get super-moose.
So... common Canadian Moose then?
Huh.  Guess I sorta walked into that one.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #160 on: October 18, 2012, 11:13:14 pm »

Quickly train your president to be a badass.

Everyone knows Putin will be here with his martial artist army when we start the war.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #161 on: October 19, 2012, 01:18:12 pm »

Weaponize the science-boners.

Arm capture and rescue team with flame-throwers.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #162 on: October 19, 2012, 02:29:59 pm »

Weaponize the science-boners.

Arm capture and rescue team with ice-throwers.

fixed it.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #163 on: October 20, 2012, 02:44:49 pm »

Quickly train your president to be a badass.

Everyone knows Putin will be here with his martial artist army when we start the war.
Right.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #164 on: November 01, 2012, 10:07:38 pm »

Alright. I won't be posting in here for another week or so? I'm basically out of town until Sunday, and I'm (hopefully) working all afternoon Monday. But TUESDAY! If I haven't posted by THEN, shoot me.

Yes this is the third time this has been restarted. Fuq you is my gaem.
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