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[Vorthon]

Make super-beavers. strap super-beavers to jet engines, thus creating jet-propelled super-beavers.

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Why not team up with Russia?

[Thecard]

Why not team up with Russia?

Because we are infinitely more awesome.

[misko27]

Why not team up with Russia?

It means Compromise. There will be no compromise. There will only be winnerdom, and failure.

[Guardian G.I.]

Before using (military) force against Russia, remember that we have a Greenland full of Russian immigrants (with Russian agents sneaking among them) who will likely revolt when the war starts. And, as far as I understand, putting down 4.5 million revolting immigrants isn't going to be easy.

[misko27]

Before using (military) force against Russia, remember that we have a Greenland full of Russian immigrants who will likely revolt when the war starts. And, as far as I understand, putting down 4.5 million revolting immigrants isn't going to be easy.

From what I have been told, nuking a island is a effective manner of putting down a immigrant revolt.

[Guardian G.I.]

Canada doesn't have nukes. The Americans have them.
The USA must be annexed join the glorious Canadian empire, only then we'll have Canadian nukes.

Also, if we nuke Greenland, Russians will fight to the death. If you wanna know how Russians fight to the death, ask the old German war veterans.

[misko27]

Canada doesn't have nukes. The Americans have them.
The USA must be annexed join the glorious Canadian empire!

Also, if we nuke Greenland, Russians will fight to the death. If you wanna know how Russians fight to the death, ask the old German war veterans.

You're understanding of nuclear war is a little limited. It does not consist of puching ballistic missiles back where they came from as they land. The people there do not then punch it back. This is not Tennis with fists and nuclear fire.

[Guardian G.I.]

Canada doesn't have nukes. The Americans have them.
The USA must be annexed join the glorious Canadian empire!

Also, if we nuke Greenland, Russians will fight to the death. If you wanna know how Russians fight to the death, ask the old German war veterans.

You're understanding of nuclear war is a little limited. It does not consist of puching ballistic missiles as they fall back where they came from. The people there do not then punch it back. This is not Tennis with fists and nuclear missiles.

OK, then.
Still, Russians have enough nukes to transform most of Canada into a high-quality radioactive petrified wasteland. Unless we flee to our Moonbase, our glorious rule (over the reinforced underground bunker in Nunavut) will face some... difficult times.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Yeah, Greenland isn't the issue if we nuke it. Remember the Cold War? The Russians still have nukes from that...

[LordSlowpoke]

Yeah, Greenland isn't the issue if we nuke it. Remember the Cold War? The Russians still have nukes from that...

You know, if we start a Cold War with Russia, we'll win anyway. Our cold is superior.

And even if they smarten up along the way and heat up said war, in what will it end? A nuclear winter. We could just put half a dozen people on the moon, wait a dozen years, and send them back down. Just a little more irradiated than home, but they'll live.

[Thecard]

You know, if we start a Cold War with Russia, we'll win anyway. Our cold is superior.

Yes!  Let's challenge them to a Cold War!  One on one cold-fest!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, no...

[Corai]

Yeah, Greenland isn't the issue if we nuke it. Remember the Cold War? The Russians still have nukes from that...

You know, if we start a Cold War with Russia, we'll win anyway. Our cold is superior.

And even if they smarten up along the way and heat up said war, in what will it end? A nuclear winter. We could just put half a dozen people on the moon, wait a dozen years, and send them back down. Just a little more irradiated than home, but they'll live.

Send diplomat to Russia. Flip them off, slap them and burn their flag. Proceed to yell "WOO CANADA" as we leave.


What? I wanna have a insanely stupid idea too.

[misko27]

Yeah, Greenland isn't the issue if we nuke it. Remember the Cold War? The Russians still have nukes from that...

You know, if we start a Cold War with Russia, we'll win anyway. Our cold is superior.

And even if they smarten up along the way and heat up said war, in what will it end? A nuclear winter. We could just put half a dozen people on the moon, wait a dozen years, and send them back down. Just a little more irradiated than home, but they'll live.

Send diplomat to Russia. Flip them off, slap them and burn their flag. Proceed to yell "WOO CANADA" as we leave.


What? I wanna have a insanely stupid idea too.

Misko takes that as challange.

Canada doesn't have nukes. The Americans have them.
The USA must be annexed join the glorious Canadian empire!

Also, if we nuke Greenland, Russians will fight to the death. If you wanna know how Russians fight to the death, ask the old German war veterans.

You're understanding of nuclear war is a little limited. It does not consist of puching ballistic missiles back where they came from as they land. The people there do not then punch it back. This is not Tennis with fists and nuclear fire.

Do this. Play Tennis with Russians. Tennis with fists and nuclear fire.