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Corai

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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #75 on: October 07, 2012, 08:35:08 pm »

Cold fusion requires cold temperatures, right? So are our newest ships stuck in colder waters?
If so, design some refrigerated battleships and such.
If not...well, start the Toronto Project. It's like the Manhattan Project, but in Toronto and dealing with bigger booms.

Our cold fusion is so cold, it can be used anywhere. I think so atleast.
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« Reply #76 on: October 07, 2012, 08:37:55 pm »

We must destroy the russian economy. The russian economy is driven by energy sales, so we must destroy them in this way. First, we must arm a group of seperatists in the area where the russian oil is greatest. Second, we must encourage a war between china and russia, assuring the chinese that we will suport them fully, as well as give them really cheap energy.

Also, start exporting canuawine to china.
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« Reply #77 on: October 07, 2012, 08:42:29 pm »

The way it works is by magic bullshit, so yeah. We can go anywhere on Cold fusion. As long as we have cold, we have Cold fusion.
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« Reply #78 on: October 07, 2012, 08:43:53 pm »

We must destroy the russian economy. The russian economy is driven by energy sales, so we must destroy them in this way. First, we must arm a group of seperatists in the area where the russian oil is greatest. Second, we must encourage a war between china and russia, assuring the chinese that we will suport them fully, as well as give them really cheap energy.

Also, start exporting canuawine to china.

Or...

We can nuke them...
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« Reply #79 on: October 07, 2012, 08:47:31 pm »

We must destroy the russian economy. The russian economy is driven by energy sales, so we must destroy them in this way. First, we must arm a group of seperatists in the area where the russian oil is greatest. Second, we must encourage a war between china and russia, assuring the chinese that we will suport them fully, as well as give them really cheap energy.

Also, start exporting canuawine to china.

Or...

We can nuke them...
Nuclear war is not the answer.

Hell, Canada has no nukes, while Russia has shitloads. Therefore: Terrible Idea.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #80 on: October 07, 2012, 08:49:48 pm »

Canuawine war, however...
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« Reply #81 on: October 07, 2012, 08:50:18 pm »

I'm just gonna say right now that cold fusion isn't practical for nuclear weapons. We're a purely conventional arms military... If fusion-powered laser rifles and artillery beams, plus [redacted] can be considered conventional. >_>

Oh, and it's Ca-Noo-na-Wine. As in Canada Nunavut (where the magic comes from) wine.
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« Reply #82 on: October 07, 2012, 08:53:59 pm »

Attempt to make wireless energy transmission, to phase out electric cables. Then we can use it for better cold fusion production, by making a open to the Freezing vacuum of space cold fusion generation facility.
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« Reply #83 on: October 07, 2012, 08:57:14 pm »

We must destroy the russian economy. The russian economy is driven by energy sales, so we must destroy them in this way. First, we must arm a group of seperatists in the area where the russian oil is greatest. Second, we must encourage a war between china and russia, assuring the chinese that we will suport them fully, as well as give them really cheap energy.

Also, start exporting canuawine to china.

Or...

We can nuke them...
Nuclear war is not the answer.

Hell, Canada has no nukes, while Russia has shitloads. Therefore: Terrible Idea.

Canada also does not have cold fusion.

Fine, do it liberally and conquer the world with wine.
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« Reply #84 on: October 07, 2012, 09:02:08 pm »

Use cold fusion to create lycanthropy.


Drop infected individuals into Siberia.


Cackle madly as russia dies from fuzzy apocalypse.
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Corai

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« Reply #85 on: October 07, 2012, 09:02:53 pm »

Use cold fusion to create lycanthropy.


Drop infected individuals into Siberia.


Cackle madly as russia dies from fuzzy apocalypse.

I agree with this man's insanity.
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« Reply #86 on: October 07, 2012, 09:02:57 pm »

Before making a moon colony develop microwave energy transmission satellites.  They can be used to reflect energy made in Canada to any location on earth with low transmission loss.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #87 on: October 07, 2012, 09:04:05 pm »

Attempt to make wireless energy transmission, to phase out electric cables. Then we can use it for better cold fusion production, by making a open to the Freezing vacuum of space cold fusion generation facility.
Yup, we could do this. It involves microwaves.
It's how we'll use Lunar solar power to finish cornering the energy market.
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« Reply #88 on: October 07, 2012, 09:04:37 pm »

We must destroy the russian economy. The russian economy is driven by energy sales, so we must destroy them in this way. First, we must arm a group of seperatists in the area where the russian oil is greatest. Second, we must encourage a war between china and russia, assuring the chinese that we will suport them fully, as well as give them really cheap energy.

Also, start exporting canuawine to china.

Or...

We can nuke them...
Nuclear war is not the answer.

Hell, Canada has no nukes, while Russia has shitloads. Therefore: Terrible Idea.

Canada also does not have cold fusion.

Fine, do it liberally and conquer the world with wine.
BUT THE HYDROGEN ISN't OF A WEAPONS GRADE, THEREFORE SHUT UP.

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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #89 on: October 07, 2012, 09:06:29 pm »

What HYDROGEN?
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