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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2012, 09:19:53 pm »

Our moon colonies need their ice for growing food! Don't export it here!
Research ways to maintain cold fusion in warmer areas. That, or make some refrigerated aircraft carriers.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2012, 09:34:23 pm »

On second thought, lower the price of energy so that we can stop global warming and chill the whole earth to become like Canada.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #47 on: October 06, 2012, 09:41:11 pm »

We're already set to take over the energy needs of one of the most polluting countries on Earth in 3 years. Lowering the price won't make that happen much faster. :P
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #48 on: October 06, 2012, 09:43:15 pm »

Begin research on missiles that turn whatever they hit into ice.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2012, 09:56:31 pm »

It is now mid 2013. You quietly begin raising the price of the Canunawine. By now, nearly the entire eastern seaboard is saturated, and the drink is making in-roads into the mid-west, gulf of Mexico, and California. The rest are slowly being infected as well, but not as quickly.

Already we are able to fully fund the CSA to the same level of NASA purely through wine and energy sales (we have raised the price to 3/4ths of the lowest competitors) and the profits continue to grow. Soon we will be able to either stop collecting taxes from Canadian citizens entirely or use the tax money for Super-Socialism.

The CSA begins building a extremely modern complex for testing, research, and missile launches on the Turks and Cacaos, which we have begun flirting with in earnest as the 11th province. As stated, we already obtained permission for our launch facility in exchange for free energy. As the Turks and Caicos are near the equator, this will make launch much easier than otherwise.

We will be able to begin the first all-Canadian, cold-fusion powered launch vehicle within 5 years. We just don't know what we want to do up there, besides moon colonization and satellites. However, we've already managed to bring 2% of NASA scientists into the CSA with promises of more funding, and they have a few ideas of things we could do in space.

There is a minor breakthrough in the matter synthesis branch of research. We are now able to extract enormous amounts of energy from materials, freezing them to below 100 degrees Kelvin instantly. With this, any fusion power plant we set up will have a ready access to the Cold it needs, and our scientists are already hard at work weaponising this process.

ALERT: We have received reports that the Russians in the University of Kamchatka have made a similiar breakthrough as our cold fusion power plants. They've already begun exporting some amount to northern China and Japan, as well as North Korea and South Korea, with plans to expand and move in to the American market as well as the Indian market. How shall we respond to this economic aggression?
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #50 on: October 06, 2012, 10:00:05 pm »

KILL THEM ALL! INVENT LYCANTHROPY AND CAUSE WEREWOLF APOCALYPSE IN RUSSIAN UNIVERSITY.


Or just cause Tunguska II: Explode harder.
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mainiac

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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #51 on: October 06, 2012, 10:00:26 pm »

Buy Apple.  Patent Cold.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #52 on: October 06, 2012, 10:08:21 pm »

INVADE RUSSIA.

FREEZE RUSSIA.

WAIT, RUSSIA IS ALREADY FROZEN? FREEZE IT ANYWAY!!!
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« Reply #53 on: October 06, 2012, 10:09:00 pm »

INVADE RUSSIA.

FREEZE RUSSIA.

WAIT, RUSSIA IS ALREADY FROZEN? FREEZE IT ANYWAY!!!

MAKE ICE ELEMENTAL LYCANTHROPY.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #54 on: October 06, 2012, 10:28:01 pm »

Send a diplomat to Russia to form the Organization of Energy Exporting Cartels Countries (OEEC). Together, you dominate both the world energy market and the world hockey market!
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #55 on: October 06, 2012, 10:55:49 pm »

Lower taxes and such to encourage immigration. Export just enough Canunawine that Russians get hooked. Meanwhile, fund ways to make cold fusion more efficient and undercut Russian energy prices. These measures will cause the Russian energy people to move to Canada or go bankrupt.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #56 on: October 06, 2012, 11:05:14 pm »

BECOME THEOCRACY OF THE SUN GOD!! USHER IN ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF GLORY AND START THE EMPIRE OF THE SUN!!!
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #57 on: October 06, 2012, 11:06:04 pm »

BECOME THEOCRACY OF THE SUN GOD!! USHER IN ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF GLORY AND START THE EMPIRE OF THE SUN!!!

Deport this man to Japan!
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #58 on: October 06, 2012, 11:07:11 pm »

I'm going to bed, but if we ever make an Empire, it'll be the Empire of The Snow and/or Polar Bear.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #59 on: October 06, 2012, 11:10:19 pm »

BECOME THEOCRACY OF THE SUN GOD!! USHER IN ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF GLORY AND START THE EMPIRE OF THE SUN!!!

Deport this man to Japan!
FOOLISH MORTAL JAPAN IS THE EMPIRE OF THE RISNG SUN! ITS TOTALLY DIFFRENT.
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