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[misko27]

Too late.

R̀͟͡e҉ál҉i̸҉͜t҉y͝ ͏a̶̧͠s͡͝ ̶we̢ ̨͟k҉̡nơ̷ẃ̴͝ i̵t͝ ͘͡i͡s̸ ̶̀ǵ̕o͠ne͏͟

Tͬ̅͂͋ͩ͛͌͏̷̪̣̰͈͚͇͇͇͜h̻̦͚̞̹̝̭̑͆̍͘e̡̲̗̖̱͓͚͌̅̒ẏ̿͋ͣͦ҉̵̥̙̼͍̯͘ ̧͔͉͉̹̺͍̮͈̬͆ͯ͂ͭ͋a̧̟̞̤̫̻̫̭͍̿̓ͬͥͦ̋̚r̵ͥ̑̌͞͏̞̣̘ê͍̳͚ͥͣ͑̆̍ͬͣͤ ̶̨̹͉͐̑̒c̖͖͎͐ơ̹̦̩̳̫̆ͨ̌ͬ̏ͥ͝m͗̀̌̏ͮ͞҉̰i̪̳̰̗̞̤̣͗ͮ͊̏͟ṉ̨̻̟͑͒ͩ̐̏͢g̛̣̘̹̬͔̮̰̍͐ͭ̿̔́͜ͅ

T̷̰̺̙͔̘͉͍̦͇̞̳̝̭͎̘̂͗͛̑ͮ̓ͬ͒̆̕H̶̩͚̤̼̺̥̙̳̞̯̮̻̪͕̮̳̹̓̌̒ͩ̒ͥ̈̌͊͒͑ͦ̔̑̕͞ͅẼ̴̞̟̣̖̜͈̰̯̙͚̙͋̂̂͗̍ͭ̕͜ͅY̛̒͒̓̌͂̏͛̏̓ͤ̈͏̗̩̱͔̺̳͔͙̖̘̺̜͕͚̹̼̘̞̕ͅ ̨͖̯̗͓̟̤̫̘̳̯̓̾͑͑͌̾̉̇̂̋̓̈̾̒͒ͭ̓ͤ͐͟͢͠A̸̺͙͕͎̮̯͙̓̾̇ͥ̄̉̌̅̒ͤ̒ͦ̕R̺̺̭͈͍̰̩͇̣͚̣̥̣͈͕̪̻̋̓͆̆͑̓̐ͥ̒̍ͩ̓̍͡E̶͔͎͔̣͍̤̪̘̘ͭ̊̄́͆ͬͮͨ́̄̈ͭͪ̊̈́́̚̚͘͝ͅ ̷̧͖̘̻͖͈̮̹̟̹͈͙̣̯̘͊̆͑͂ͫͥ͞ͅͅH̨̼̮̫̲̰̙͈̙̝͔̯̤͉̳̫ͫ͛̔́̉͛́Ę̶̧̢͓̻̫̃ͧ͐̊̉ͫ͛̐̓̂̅̇͐R̴̨̂ͮ͛ͦ̊ͯ̓̇̄̑̃̔ͤ͗͘͡͏͖̭̮̖̜͍̲E̵̐͂ͮ͆̏͊ͣ̾͋͛̂ͮ̊ͬ̐̿̌̎͟͏̝͉̙̩̲͖̞̰̳̫͖͟͞

'
How I hate Zalgo. So, So much. MY FORMS WILL SAVE ME! DIE DEOMS.

-SNIP-

inb4 ToadyOne

Unless someone reports us, we'll be fine. Besides, its just harmless, insane fun amongst friends!

The Creator has logged on recently, I think he's just scared of us right now.

And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.

THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.

So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.

Wait, madness wears off us? Wow. Maybe next the tragedy will wear off of Sophocles.

why?

And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.

THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.

So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.

...IMPEDE ACTION.
[/trollface]

aid impeding.

IMPEDING IMPENDING AID

impede the impeding of aiding impeding

IMPEDE THE IMPENDING IMPENDIMENT OF IMPENDING AID

Gotta break the pattern...
AID THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE AID.

Feck it.

-sniGRAAAAAH-

CEASE AND DESIST

IMPEDE

AID

BOTH

NEITHER

BEITHER

NOTH

AID ACTION
See, I do help you!

EVERYTHING!and xantalos, that is just WIN.

DON'T DOINK AND DIVE WITH CELLPHONES AND SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DRIVE IN HELL AND DRUNK!

IMPEDE! UNLESS THE ACTION IS PREVENTING DRUNK DRIVING IN HELL, IN WHICH CASE AID!

QUICK! USING BEURAUCRACY POWERS FROM YOU AT FINAL BOSS, DELAY EVERYTHING

IMPEDE ACTION.
AID ACTION TO IMPEDE ACTION TO DELAY ACTION.

YOU'LL HAVE TO FILE FORMS TO DO THAT.

FILE IMPEDIFICATION OF BUEAROCRACY PAPERS FH24J44444445-j!

I AM THE GOD OF BUREAUCRACY BOI. YOU HAVE TO FILE FORM D-76190^59G.W TO FILE FORM FDDTDBW7H2S4 TO FILE SEVERAL OTHER FORMS TO FIGHT WITH ME.

NOT IF I FILE FORM 5234-JFJ4i9 SUBSECTION 4J4J IDENTATION 463!

(This has become Tacticus but with Bureaucracy.)

THAT'S THE FORMS FOR AUTHORIZING LIGHTING MATCHES, BOY! THE PROPER FORM IS [CLASSIFIED]

THATS UNLESS YOU HAVE A PEN MADE OF THE BLOOD OF A INNOCENT CHILD! WHICH I HAVE. THIS, cCOMBINED WITH DOCUMENT 545J4_M3 IN TRIPLICATE, GIVES ME THE POWER TO CHALLANGE TO A GAME OF FORMS!

UNFORUTNATELY YOU DIDN'T FILE FOR RITUAL SACRIFICE, POSSESSION OF A RITUAL KNIFE, NOR FILING FOR TELEKENETIC POWERS TO SHAPE SAID INNOCENT CHILD'S BLOOD INTO A PEN! gUARDS! GIVE ME THE PAPERWORK I NEED TO HAVE HIM TAKEN AWAY.

HAHA! WITHOUT PROPER FORMS FOR CALLNG UPON A GUARD, YOUR CRIES FALL ON DEAF EARS. THIS WILL GIVE ME THE TIME TO FILL OUT PAPER 45N32JB, THE ONE NEEDED FOR ABSOLVE ONESELF OF RITUAL SACRIFICE BASED PUNISHMENT!

HEY GUYS I FIXED EVERYTHING, WE CAN GO HOME NOW

OH YEAH? WILL YOU DIDN'T FILE FOR A RECENTERING, OR A CONTINUITY BREAK, OR EMBARKING HOMEWARD, NOR REACHING HOME! I WILL NOW FILE FORMS TO HAVE THE GUARDS TAKE YOU AWAY!

Yeah, I'll stop now. 

Oh, and Misko?

You.

Have.

No.

Pen.

I fill out form GYSNS^*#N#*SJSBW. The form that allows me to fill out every form ever simultaneously.

Reality will collapse in 3...2...1...

0.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!

I HAVE HERE 4H53-D! THIS FORM IMMEDIATELY NULLS ALL MASS SIGNED FORMS! HAHA! REALITY REFORM AROUND MY CRAPPY HAND-WRITING!

okay, I'm done.

VETO THIS FORM

OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

[Corai]

This RTD is all fucked up because of me. :D

[misko27]

This RTD is all fucked up because of me.

hEY WOW NO! IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YOUR ACTION WOULD HAVE PASSED NORMALLY. wE WOULD PROBABLY HAVE A UPDATE RIGHT NOW.

[Xantalos]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

[Corai]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

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FIGHT!

[Loud Whispers]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES

[Xantalos]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES

AGAINST FORM ZERO?

NOTHING.

[misko27]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES

DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?

[Xantalos]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES

DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?

Did YOU get a form for that accusing question?

[Loud Whispers]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES

DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?

Did YOU get a form for that accusing question?

I SUPPORT THIS INQUISITION

WITH THE STAMP

[Xantalos]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES

DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?

Did YOU get a form for that accusing question?

I SUPPORT THIS INQUISITION

WITH THE STAMP

*files form for accusing question*
DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP, SON?

[misko27]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES

DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?

Did YOU get a form for that accusing question?

I HAVE ALL FORMS FO SPEECH ON-HAND. IN TRIPLICATE. ANDA DISPENSER FOR MORE, IF NECESSARY. BESIDES, I'M HELPING YOU, DO YOU HAVE A FORM FOR THAT QUESTION?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, DO YOU HAVE A FORM TO HANDLE FORM ZERO?

EDIT; XANALOS JUST INVALIDATED THE POINT OF MY ANSWER. I'LL GO FILE FORMS FOR FEELING STUPID NOW.

[Loud Whispers]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES

DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?

Did YOU get a form for that accusing question?

I SUPPORT THIS INQUISITION

WITH THE STAMP

*files form for accusing question*
DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP, SON?

The stamp IS the form.

IT IS THE FUTURE OF STAMPS

[Xantalos]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES

DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?

Did YOU get a form for that accusing question?

I HAVE ALL FORMS FO SPEECH ON-HAND. IN TRIPLICATE. ANDA DISPENSER FOR MORE, IF NECESSARY. BESIDES, I'M HELPING YOU, DO YOU HAVE A FORM FOR THAT QUESTION?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, DO YOU HAVE A FORM TO HANDLE FORM ZERO?

EDIT; XANALOS JUST INVALIDATED THE POINT OF MY ANSWER. I'LL GO FILE FORMS FOR FEELING STUPID NOW.

*files form for answering*
I have retroactive forms up the ass - not literally, mind you - in a separate infinite dimension that only contains the ever-increasing pile of forms required to file the forms to file the forms ...(etc)... to file form Zero.

[misko27]

@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES

DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?

Did YOU get a form for that accusing question?

I SUPPORT THIS INQUISITION

WITH THE STAMP

*files form for accusing question*
DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP, SON?

The stamp IS the form.

IT IS THE FUTURE OF STAMPS

*is back from filing various forms*
DID YOU GET PERMISSION TO TEST NEW TECHNOLOGY? BECAUS EYOU CAN'T RETROACTIVELY FILL OUT A PERMISSION FORM FOR TECHNOLOGY REGARDING AVAILABILTY OF FORMS, ACCORDING TO FORM 3297FD8F-P!