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peglegpengeuin

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #405 on: October 27, 2012, 02:19:50 pm »

PREVIOUS TURN
NEXT TURN

((Still not sure if I want to reset the topic. All that would do is get rid of all non-turn posts, including player action posts. I'm still leaning toward connecting all the turn posts. If something like this happens again, I'm just going to lock the thread until I have a chance to make an update. Here's to hoping that doesn't happen.))

Increase eversification skill to be able to go to level 10.
10 worse than 9, which worse than 8.

(5) YOU MEDITATE NATURE OF GOOD AND EVIL. EVERSIFICATION RANGE INCREASED FROM x-1 THROUGH x-8 TO x-0 THROUGH x-9.

CREATE HUGE ARMADA AND SEND IT TO MARS TO DESTROY DEAMONS
HAVE THEM NOT MADE OF WOOD
BRING EARTH MILITARY BACK
EXPAND DEFENCE NETWORK
(5) ARMADA CREATED OUT OF ARMADILLOS. ARMADILLO ARMADA WEAKENS DEMON FLEET. ARMADILLO ARMADA UNINJURED BECAUSE OF HIGH DEFENSE. EARTH MILITARY REVIVED. DEFENSE NETWORK BECOMES MORE COMPETENT.

CAST LEVEL 2 STEAM
(5) STEAM CAST. LVL 3 STEAMMANCY REACHED

Become a rock star.
(5) ROCK STARDOM ACHIEVED. SEX APPEAL INCREASED BY 30!!

EVERSIFICATE WORLD TO X-5. LAUGH AS DEMON HANDS ARE EVERYWHERE.
(5) WEIRD HAND THINGS COME OUT FROM SURPRISING PLACES. ONE COMES FROM MOUTH, BUT SEEMS FRIENDLY. FRIEND ACQUIRED: MOUTH HAND.

AQUIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY ATTACKING BACONURY GOVERNMENT. FIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS AT FLEET ATTACKING MARS.
(5) BACONURY DAMAGED. NUCLEAR WEAPONS LAUNCHED AT FLEET. FLEET DAMAGED! OH, AND YOU ALREADY HAD NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

HAVE FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS ATTACK THE DEMON FLEET. HAVE MORE FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS PROTECT CORAI. HAVE WHATEVER'S LEFT MAKE NEW MARS OUT OF JUPITER.
(5) ONLY HAVE ONE FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIER. JUPITER PRESSURIZED INTO SMALLER, ROCKY PLANET. BASE SET UP ON JUPITER.

Hire Shelly De Killer to kill the demon king. Re-write laws so I can sue demon king and fleet.

Hmm. Ignore previous said action then. Hire Shelly De Killer to kill the demon king. Re-write laws so I can sue demon king and fleet.
AID ACTION

(5) SHELLY EASILY INFILTRATES AS DEMON BUTLER. SHELLY PUT ON SUPPORT SHIP. THERE IS LAW AGAINST REWRITING LAWS.

Flee with the cybermice to Pluto! Make the ones without fire powers get COLD POWERS! Fire Wsoxfan's nukes at himself! Alliance with anyone who wants! UNDERGARMENTS VS DEMONS TOO!
(5) GAINED PLUTO BASE. GAINED ICE-BENDER CYBERMICE. NUKE LAUNCHED AT WSOXFAN. UNDERGARMENTS WEAKEN DEMON FLEET FURTHER!

>COMPLETE RELIGION
>CONTINUE CRUSADE
>SCRAMBLE SERAPH FIGHTERS TO INTERCEPT DEMON FIGHTERS
>FIRE SINGULARITY CANNONS AGAINST DEMON FLANKS
>LAUNCH BARRAGE OF TRANSPHASIC AND PHOTON TORPEDOES AT DEMON FLEET AND EVIL KING
>FIRE DEATHSTAR'S MAIN WEAPON AT DEMON FOOTHOLD

>BREW CUP OF BLACK TEA AND MUNCH ON CUPCAKE WHILE WATCHING THE FIREWORKS FROM THE BRIDGE OF THE CAPITAL SHIP

(5) RELIGION COMPLETE. YOU NOW PROPHET OF MAGI-TECH RELIGION. FLEET CONTINUE BATTLING DEMON FLEET. DEMON FLEET WEAKENED! SERAPH FIGHTERS CREATED TO FIGHT DEMON FLEET. DEATHSTAR CONSTRUCTION BEGUN. MEAL IS DELICIOUS.

-MEGASNIP-
IMPEDE ALL IMPEDING. EXCEPT THIS ONE.
(5) YOU DO ONLY VALID IMPEDING ACTION (ONE CANNOT IMPEDE SOMEONE IMPEDING THEIR ACTION, SINCE BUSY WITH ACTION BEING IMPEDED). GUARDIANSHIP OVER IMPEDANCE OBTAINED (CAN NOW VETO SOME IMPEDANCE ACTIONS).

GO TO MARS AND START USING WHATEVER RITUALS I CAN FIND TO RELEASE WHATEVER THEY FEAR.
UPGRADE FLEET WITH WOOD SUBSTITUTE. BUY FROM OTHERS IF NECESSARY.
HAVE FLEET PUSH THROUGH CENTER TO DIVIDE DEMON FLEET IN HALF.
START WORK ON SECRET ELECTRO-MAGNETIC WEAPONS. GET MATERIALS FROM LUNARIANS.
LAUNCH MORE NUKES AT VENUS.
(5) FOUND BOOK ON OMNICIDAL ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS. RITUAL PERFORMED. FLEET PUSH THROUGH DEMON FLEET. SECRET WEAPON DEVELOPMENT STARTED! LUNARIANS GIVE MOON CHEESE! NUKES GREATLY WEAKEN UNDEFENDED VENUS!


NPC ACTIONS:


(3) DR. FURIO TIGRE SENDS WARNING TO MISKO27 THAT HELPING RELEASE MARS THING IS BAD IDEA. WARNING OBTAINED AFTER MISKO27 PERFORMS RITUAL.

(4) LEGION OF HAPPY PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 GETS OVER 10EBBOR10. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!

(1) CATSPLOSION SCARED OF DEMON FLEET, AND RUNS AWAY. CATSPLOSION NO LONGER IN THIS GAME.

(6) EVIL SAN SERAPHS CREATED ON VENUS TO FIGHT DA_NANG'S SERAPHS! DEMON FLEET TRIES TO FREEZE MOLTEN MARS WITH ICE BEAM TO MAKE IT SOLID AGAIN. MOLTEN MARS BLOWS UP BEFORE DEMON FLEET COULD SUCCEED. SOMETHING IS RELEASED FROM MARS!

MALUS SCRIPTO:



MALUS SCRIPTO ATTACKS VENUS. (0) VENUS DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE.

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« Last Edit: October 28, 2012, 07:40:13 pm by peglegpengeuin »
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #406 on: October 27, 2012, 02:31:35 pm »

CALL HELP FROM BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AND MASS EFFECT
SEND ARMADILLO FLEET AGIANST MALUS
EXPAND AND REINFORCE FLEET DEFENDEING COPY OF SOLAT SYSTEM
HAVE EARTH MILITARY HELP
ALSO SEND DESIGNS FOR CRUISER TO ALL WHO ARE TRYING TO DESTROY DEAMONS AND MALUS
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #407 on: October 27, 2012, 02:39:42 pm »

Delete whatever released from MARS with flaming undergarments! Make Pluto cybermouse Utopia! Continue exterminating demons!
« Last Edit: October 27, 2012, 03:39:00 pm by Donuts »
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peglegpengeuin

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #408 on: October 27, 2012, 02:42:13 pm »

((Dang it, just noticed that the forum messed me up a bit. Time to edit Malus Scripto's gif.))

((There you go. I kind of wish the preview wouldn't default to the grey post background, and instead showed you what the actual color of the background would be. Anyway, Malus Scripto is apparently so powerful that you need a scroll bar just to hear all of what it says. Hopefully the fact that the gif doesn't work well for people with different text sizes won't ruin things too much.))
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #409 on: October 27, 2012, 03:11:28 pm »

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #410 on: October 27, 2012, 03:14:28 pm »

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((Malus Scripto made its speech so loudly that everyone in the universe heard it. Or is the sudden plot point confusion and suckish?))
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #411 on: October 27, 2012, 03:31:28 pm »

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((Malus Scripto made its speech so loudly that everyone in the universe heard it. Or is the sudden plot point confusion and suckish?))

Wait, plot?
Seriously, though, I have no idea how this relates to anything.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #412 on: October 27, 2012, 04:05:15 pm »

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((Malus Scripto made its speech so loudly that everyone in the universe heard it. Or is the sudden plot point confusion and suckish?))

Wait, plot?
Seriously, though, I have no idea how this relates to anything.

((Remember how some supermen vanished, some anti-bacon squad members vanished, and miauw62's explosion level vanished? That was because Malus Scripto, a creature of pure bad story telling, was trying to break into the game's universe. It was feeding on the repetitiveness of the story, and using that to fuel its entry. Finally wsoxfan did the same action three times in a row, which made Mars the center of bad writing for the entire universe. Malus was then able to use that concentrated uninterestingness to claw its way into the game's universe, destroying Mars in the process. Now Malus wants to consume this forum game and use its additional power to attack other games, shows, movies, and stories. Earlier the demon fleet attacked Baconury and Mars to get at the three who were accidentally helping Malus - Coria, miauw62, and wsoxfan, in hopes of preventing Malus from gaining entry. The demon fleet failed, and now a neigh-omnipotent universe-eater is lose at near full strength. That is the plot.))
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #413 on: October 27, 2012, 04:07:31 pm »

QUICK! EVERSE TO X-0 WHILE WREX EVERSES TO X-9! THE COMBINED EVERSIFICATION WILL RIP THE UNIVERSE A NEW ONE!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #414 on: October 27, 2012, 04:08:19 pm »

(Time for my aramda and the earth military to weaken it.mabye.)
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #415 on: October 27, 2012, 04:21:13 pm »

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. the fleet.

WRITE A STORY, SEND IT TO THE FLEET. MAKE SURE IT IS ORIGINAL.

Write a letter to Misko apologizing for stealing nuclear missiles.
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« Reply #416 on: October 27, 2012, 04:31:23 pm »

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CAST LEVEL STEAM MALUS SCRIPTO
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« Reply #417 on: October 27, 2012, 05:16:01 pm »

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((Malus Scripto made its speech so loudly that everyone in the universe heard it. Or is the sudden plot point confusion and suckish?))
Wait, plot?
Seriously, though, I have no idea how this relates to anything.
((Remember how some supermen vanished, some anti-bacon squad members vanished, and miauw62's explosion level vanished? That was because Malus Scripto, a creature of pure bad story telling, was trying to break into the game's universe. It was feeding on the repetitiveness of the story, and using that to fuel its entry. Finally wsoxfan did the same action three times in a row, which made Mars the center of bad writing for the entire universe. Malus was then able to use that concentrated uninterestingness to claw its way into the game's universe, destroying Mars in the process. Now Malus wants to consume this forum game and use its additional power to attack other games, shows, movies, and stories. Earlier the demon fleet attacked Baconury and Mars to get at the three who were accidentally helping Malus - Coria, miauw62, and wsoxfan, in hopes of preventing Malus from gaining entry. The demon fleet failed, and now a neigh-omnipotent universe-eater is lose at near full strength. That is the plot.))
Nope.
Convince Xantalos that he's full of hot air; he's not anywhere near omnipotent and couldn't eat a universe if it was divided into bite-sized pieces.
Cause demon fleet to crash. Summon characters from the first The Art of Minimalism.
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« Reply #418 on: October 27, 2012, 06:41:27 pm »

UNLEASH A ARMY OF WELL-TRAINED WRITERS. LAUNCH WRITINGS AT MALUS SCRIPTO
FINISH LAST OF EVACUATIONS.
ASK OUT FEMALE PRESIDENTIAL AIDE. MAY AS WELL GET SOMETHING DONE BEFORE WE ALL DIE.
PRAY TO JEBUS FOR PROTECTION, JEBUS BEING THE GOD OF BACON.
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« Reply #419 on: October 27, 2012, 06:44:21 pm »

CREATE POPULAR NEWSLETTER
READ NEWSLETTER TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON
((Malus Scripto made its speech so loudly that everyone in the universe heard it. Or is the sudden plot point confusion and suckish?))
Wait, plot?
Seriously, though, I have no idea how this relates to anything.
((Remember how some supermen vanished, some anti-bacon squad members vanished, and miauw62's explosion level vanished? That was because Malus Scripto, a creature of pure bad story telling, was trying to break into the game's universe. It was feeding on the repetitiveness of the story, and using that to fuel its entry. Finally wsoxfan did the same action three times in a row, which made Mars the center of bad writing for the entire universe. Malus was then able to use that concentrated uninterestingness to claw its way into the game's universe, destroying Mars in the process. Now Malus wants to consume this forum game and use its additional power to attack other games, shows, movies, and stories. Earlier the demon fleet attacked Baconury and Mars to get at the three who were accidentally helping Malus - Coria, miauw62, and wsoxfan, in hopes of preventing Malus from gaining entry. The demon fleet failed, and now a neigh-omnipotent universe-eater is lose at near full strength. That is the plot.))
Nope.
Convince Xantalos that he's full of hot air; he's not anywhere near omnipotent and couldn't eat a universe if it was divided into bite-sized pieces.
Cause demon fleet to crash. Summon characters from the first The Art of Minimalism.

GWG, you're getting a bit high off of my WTF fumes. I'm not eating the universe.
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