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misko27

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #300 on: October 24, 2012, 09:59:47 pm »

Find evidence that the demon king wasn't in a embassy when the crime occurred and sue him again.

(You only have diplomatic immunity if it was committed in a embassy. So I can sue him all I want. If he doesn't break out of the courtroom...)
Nope. It is a protection afforded all diplomats as a matter of course. It would be useful to know what exactly his position is. Anyway, you also can't tax him. Not even sales tax.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #301 on: October 24, 2012, 10:03:38 pm »

AQUIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY ATTACKING BACONURY GOVERNMENT. FIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS AT FLEET ATTACKING MARS.
Wait What?!?

GIVE CORAI TO DEMONS IN EXCHANGE FOR PEACE.
IMPEDE ACTION
IMPEDE THE IMPEDE
IMPEDE ACTION
IMPEDE THE IMPEDIFICATION OF THE IMPEDEMENT OF THE ACTION
IMDEPE IMPEDING IMPEDIFICATION OF IMPEDEMENT OF ACTION
IMPEDE THE IPEDIFICATION OF THE IMPEDING IMPEDIFICATION OF IMPEDIEMENT OF ACTION, AND IMPEDE THE IMPEDING OF MY IMPEDIFICATION OF THE IMPEDING IMPEDIFICATION OF IMPEDIEMENT OF ACTION.
as this is JUST WAR TO FUN, IMPEDE THE IMPEDING OF IMPEDING IMPEDING, THEN IMPEDE THE IPEDIFICATION OF THE IMPEDING IMPEDIFICATION OF IMPEDIEMENT OF ACTION, AND IMPEDE THE IMPEDING OF MY IMPEDIFICATION OF THE IMPEDING IMPEDIFICATION OF IMPEDIEMENT OF ACTION. finaly, DO IT ALL A SECOND TIME!!!
IMPEDE THE LAST PART. NO RECURSION, ONLY ITERATOIN COUNTS.
IMPEDE MISKO'S ACTIONS.
EVERYTHING ELSE SINCE MY LAST POST WAS IMPEDING IMPEDIMENTS TO ME.
IMPEDE ANY ATTEMPT TO IMPEDE ME AND IMPEDE THE ACTIONS OF ALL WHO IMPEDE ME.
IMPEDE ANY ATTEMPTS TO IMPEDE ME.
IMPEDE ALL ACTIONS OF MISKO'S.

Find evidence that the demon king wasn't in a embassy when the crime occurred and sue him again.

(You only have diplomatic immunity if it was committed in a embassy. So I can sue him all I want. If he doesn't break out of the courtroom...)
Nope. It is a protection afforded all diplomats as a matter of course. It would be useful to know what exactly his position is. Anyway, you also can't tax him. Not even sales tax.
Probably depends on diplomat and nation. Somehow I imagine that it would be a bit weaker for demons.
Unless I missed something in all the madness.
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Corai

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #302 on: October 24, 2012, 10:07:19 pm »

Good thing about being a crime squad? I can skip the law and just shoot the guy.
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misko27

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #303 on: October 24, 2012, 10:14:28 pm »

Well, in Baconcury, we  hold the same laws as the united states regarding Diplomatic immunity, so he cannot be charged.

Good thing about being a crime squad? I can skip the law and just shoot the guy.
not if you're IMPEDED.
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Corai

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #304 on: October 24, 2012, 10:16:58 pm »

Well, in Baconcury, we  hold the same laws as the united states regarding Diplomatic immunity, so he cannot be charged.

Good thing about being a crime squad? I can skip the law and just shoot the guy.
not if you're IMPEDED.

You realize I am on your side at the moment, my arch foe? Should I be impeded, Baconury will be sieged by the demonic fleet.
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misko27

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #305 on: October 24, 2012, 10:17:47 pm »

Well, in Baconcury, we  hold the same laws as the united states regarding Diplomatic immunity, so he cannot be charged.

Good thing about being a crime squad? I can skip the law and just shoot the guy.
not if you're IMPEDED.

You realize I am on your side at the moment, my arch foe? Should I be impeded, Baconury will be sieged by the demonic fleet.
I was shooting Nukes at him first though. More importantly, at his base of operations, where he is getting reinforcements.
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Corai

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #306 on: October 24, 2012, 10:20:02 pm »

Well, in Baconcury, we  hold the same laws as the united states regarding Diplomatic immunity, so he cannot be charged.

Good thing about being a crime squad? I can skip the law and just shoot the guy.
not if you're IMPEDED.

You realize I am on your side at the moment, my arch foe? Should I be impeded, Baconury will be sieged by the demonic fleet.
I was shooting Nukes at him first though. More importantly, at his base of operations, where he is getting reinforcements.

I see. See what can happen when one simply tells the other?

Still going to screw with you while fighting a common foe.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #307 on: October 25, 2012, 02:35:24 am »

Hmm. Ignore previous said action then. Hire Shelly De Killer to kill the demon king. Re-write laws so I can sue demon king and fleet.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #308 on: October 25, 2012, 05:24:24 am »

Flee with the cybermice to Pluto! Make the ones without fire powers get COLD POWERS! Fire Wsoxfan's nukes at himself! Alliance with anyone who wants! UNDERGARMENTS VS DEMONS TOO!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #309 on: October 25, 2012, 06:16:59 am »

Hmm. Ignore previous said action then. Hire Shelly De Killer to kill the demon king. Re-write laws so I can sue demon king and fleet.
AID ACTION
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #310 on: October 25, 2012, 09:27:17 am »

Hmm. Ignore previous said action then. Hire Shelly De Killer to kill the demon king. Re-write laws so I can sue demon king and fleet.
AID ACTION
...why not.
IMPEDE AID
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #311 on: October 25, 2012, 10:29:19 am »

>COMPLETE RELIGION
>CONTINUE CRUSADE
>SCRAMBLE SERAPH FIGHTERS TO INTERCEPT DEMON FIGHTERS
>FIRE SINGULARITY CANNONS AGAINST DEMON FLANKS
>LAUNCH BARRAGE OF TRANSPHASIC AND PHOTON TORPEDOES AT DEMON FLEET AND EVIL KING
>FIRE DEATHSTAR'S MAIN WEAPON AT DEMON FOOTHOLD

>BREW CUP OF BLACK TEA AND MUNCH ON CUPCAKE WHILE WATCHING THE FIREWORKS FROM THE BRIDGE OF THE CAPITAL SHIP
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #312 on: October 25, 2012, 10:33:17 am »

STOP THE QUOTE PYRAMID
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #313 on: October 25, 2012, 11:14:55 am »

STOP THE QUOTE PYRAMID

IMPEDE STATEMENT
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Aseaheru

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #314 on: October 25, 2012, 02:41:28 pm »

AQUIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY ATTACKING BACONURY GOVERNMENT. FIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS AT FLEET ATTACKING MARS.
Wait What?!?

GIVE CORAI TO DEMONS IN EXCHANGE FOR PEACE.
IMPEDE ACTION
IMPEDE THE IMPEDE
IMPEDE ACTION
IMPEDE THE IMPEDIFICATION OF THE IMPEDEMENT OF THE ACTION
IMDEPE IMPEDING IMPEDIFICATION OF IMPEDEMENT OF ACTION
IMPEDE THE IPEDIFICATION OF THE IMPEDING IMPEDIFICATION OF IMPEDIEMENT OF ACTION, AND IMPEDE THE IMPEDING OF MY IMPEDIFICATION OF THE IMPEDING IMPEDIFICATION OF IMPEDIEMENT OF ACTION.
as this is JUST WAR TO FUN, IMPEDE THE IMPEDING OF IMPEDING IMPEDING, THEN IMPEDE THE IPEDIFICATION OF THE IMPEDING IMPEDIFICATION OF IMPEDIEMENT OF ACTION, AND IMPEDE THE IMPEDING OF MY IMPEDIFICATION OF THE IMPEDING IMPEDIFICATION OF IMPEDIEMENT OF ACTION. finaly, DO IT ALL A SECOND TIME!!!
IMPEDE THE LAST PART. NO RECURSION, ONLY ITERATOIN COUNTS.
IMPEDE MISKO'S ACTIONS.
EVERYTHING ELSE SINCE MY LAST POST WAS IMPEDING IMPEDIMENTS TO ME.
IMPEDE ANY ATTEMPT TO IMPEDE ME AND IMPEDE THE ACTIONS OF ALL WHO IMPEDE ME.
IMPEDE ANY ATTEMPTS TO IMPEDE ME.
IMPEDE ALL ACTIONS OF MISKO'S.

Find evidence that the demon king wasn't in a embassy when the crime occurred and sue him again.

(You only have diplomatic immunity if it was committed in a embassy. So I can sue him all I want. If he doesn't break out of the courtroom...)
Nope. It is a protection afforded all diplomats as a matter of course. It would be useful to know what exactly his position is. Anyway, you also can't tax him. Not even sales tax.
Probably depends on diplomat and nation. Somehow I imagine that it would be a bit weaker for demons.
Unless I missed something in all the madness.
IMPEDE ALL IMPEDING. EXCEPT THIS ONE.
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