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[da_nang]

CREATE POCKET DIMENSION. THROW ALL OF REALITY INTO IT. KEEP POCKET DIMENSION IN MY POCKETSES. MY PRECIOUSSS...

[killerhellhound]

CREATE POCKET DIMENSION. THROW ALL OF REALITY INTO IT. KEEP POCKET DIMENSION IN MY POCKETSES. MY PRECIOUSSS...

I EAT HIM FIRST

[forsaken1111]

CREATE POCKET DIMENSION. THROW ALL OF REALITY INTO IT. KEEP POCKET DIMENSION IN MY POCKETSES. MY PRECIOUSSS...

I EAT HIM FIRST

EAT KILLERHELLHOUND AFTER HE EATS DA_NANG AND THEN EAT THE POCKET DIMENSION TOO AND ALSO PUNCH SATAN

[killerhellhound]

CREATE POCKET DIMENSION. THROW ALL OF REALITY INTO IT. KEEP POCKET DIMENSION IN MY POCKETSES. MY PRECIOUSSS...

I EAT HIM FIRST

EAT KILLERHELLHOUND AFTER HE EATS DA_NANG AND THEN EAT THE POCKET DIMENSION TOO AND ALSO PUNCH SATAN

I ABSORB FORSAKEN'S INSIDES AFTER HIS ACTION

[wsoxfan]

Sue earth, then fire supernovas at it. Revive mouse people and keep them safe. Make them attack. earth with super high tech stuff. Also have the mouse people stop the nuclear battleship carrier.

Recruit Cat people to defend the flying nuclear battleship carrier.

[Donuts]

Sue earth, then fire supernovas at it. Revive mouse people and keep them safe. Make them attack. earth with super high tech stuff. Also have the mouse people stop the nuclear battleship carrier.

Recruit Cat people to defend the flying nuclear battleship carrier.

Reason with this guy, tell him that cats can not be trusted and w/e!

[pisskop]

With cat army I enslave the world and force everyone to make daily cat memes forever!

[Tiruin]

((@GM: You don't know what Derm means, do you?

Named after dermonster, reputed to be a terror amongst the RTD community. It goes back since the start of RTDs, which requires a lot of understanding to catch it. It all started here, for those who want to read up in the good ol' days of RTD goodness.))

But to surmise it: "Derm" is a verb derived from the user 'dermonster', best explained

dermonster, aka Derm, is a player known for blowing everything up (in RTDs, mainly). Derming is thus more or less a fancy word for blowing things up or lighting them on fire, generally on a large scale.

((Check dat link to find out why :3))

Action: Do not be a Hero, but learn parkour, not in capital letters!

[Tavik Toth]

HAVE EARTH WIPE ALL NON EARTH HUMAN LIFE THEN MAKE ALL UNIVERSES UNDER CONTROL INDESTRUCTIBLE. ALSO TURN BATTLESHIP INTO A TRANSFORMING NUCLEAR SUBMARINE BATTLESHIP CRUISER CARRIER SPACE STATION THINGY.

[forsaken1111]

RESTART RTD - ALL ACTIONS UNDONE

[bukitodinos]

PLAY POKEMON

[Praecordia]

RECRUIT MORE PEOPLE TO MY MOB. CREATE INVINCIBLE ARMY.

[peglegpengeuin]

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GET A GRILL
PLACE EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE EVERYWHEN INSIDE THE GRILL, INCLUDING THE GRILL
GRILL ALL THIS
EAT RESULTING STEAK

(5) MASTERPIECE UNIVERSE STEAK OBTAINED, THEN EATEN. YUM.

UPGRADE UNKILLABILITY SO I AM ACTUALLY UNKILLABLE
PLEASE

(5) YOU ASK NICELY TO BE PERFECTLY UNKILLABLE. THE GOD OF GOOD MANNERS GRANTS YOUR REQUEST.

CONVERT PEOPLE TO THE HOLY BACONIC ORDER.

(5) BACON IS NOW ONE OF THE TOP 10 RELIGIONS.

BACON MISKO.

(5) YOU GRANT MISKO THE GIFT OF BACON, WHICH HE ALREADY HAS. HE HAS IT TWICE NOW.

RULE CALDARIA

(5) TURNS OUT YOU ARE THE LAST HEIR TO THE ENTIRETY OF CALDARIA. WHAT A CONVENIENT CONTRIVANCE.

UPGRADE AIRCRAFT CARRIER TO FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIER.
INVADE MARS WITH THE FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIER.

(5) YOU ATTACH NUCLEAR WINGS TO THE BATTLESHIP CARRIER, AND FLY TO MARS. YOU THEN INVADE THE LIFELESS PLANET. I THINK YOU OWN MARS NOW.

Sue earth, then fire supernovas at it. Revive mouse people and keep them safe. Make them attack. earth with super high tech stuff. Also have the mouse people stop the nuclear battleship carrier.

(5) YOU TRIP ON A ROCK, AND SUE THE EARTH FOR NEGLIGENCE. THEN YOU THROW A BUNCH OF SUPERNOVAE AT EARTH FOR SOME REASON. YOU BRING BACK TO LIFE MOST OF THE MICE AS ADVANCED CYBERMICEMEN, AND SEND THEM TO ATTACK EARTH. THEY ARE TOO BUSY ATTACKING EARTH TO STOP THE NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIER.

CREATE POCKET DIMENSION. THROW ALL OF REALITY INTO IT. KEEP POCKET DIMENSION IN MY POCKETSES. MY PRECIOUSSS...

(5) ITEM GAINED: POCKET DIMENSION CONTAINING REALITY

CREATE POCKET DIMENSION. THROW ALL OF REALITY INTO IT. KEEP POCKET DIMENSION IN MY POCKETSES. MY PRECIOUSSS...

I EAT HIM FIRST

(5)YOU ATE DA_NANG BEFORE HE POCKETED REALITY. THIS JUST MEANS HIS ACTION TOOK PLACE IN YOUR STOMACH.

EAT KILLERHELLHOUND AFTER HE EATS DA_NANG AND THEN EAT THE POCKET DIMENSION TOO AND ALSO PUNCH SATAN

(5)ACTUALLY, WITH THIS IT MEANS THAT REALITY IS IN DA_NANG'S POCKET, WHICH IS INSIDE KILLERHELLHOUND, WHICH IS INSIDE FORSAKEN1111. POCKET DIMENSION IS ALREADY IN YOUR STOMACH BECAUSE YOU ATE KILLERHELLHOUND. THEN YOU UPPERCUT SATAN, AND RUN REALLY FAST AWAY WHILE LAUGHING IMMATURELY. (5) YOU GET AWAY.

With cat army I enslave the world and force everyone to make daily cat memes forever!

(5) CAT ARMY SPREADS OUT ACROSS THE WORLD, AND SOON EVERYONE IS ADOPTED BY A CAT. THE CATS USE SUBLIMINAL TECHNIQUES TO INFLUENCE HUMAN POPULATION. THEY USE INFLUENCE TO INCREASE GLOBAL CAT MEME PRODUCTION.

Action: Do not be a Hero, but learn parkour, not in capital letters!

(5) YOU READ BOOK ON PARKOUR. NEW SKILL ACQUIRED: PARKOUR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CAPITAL LETTERS?

HAVE EARTH WIPE ALL NON EARTH HUMAN LIFE THEN MAKE ALL UNIVERSES UNDER CONTROL INDESTRUCTIBLE. ALSO TURN BATTLESHIP INTO A TRANSFORMING NUCLEAR SUBMARINE BATTLESHIP CRUISER CARRIER SPACE STATION THINGY.

(5)EARTH WIPES ALL NON-EARTH HUMAN LIFE SQUEAKY CLEAN. ALL ZERO OF IT. ALL UNIVERSES UNDER CONTROL OF WHAT? WHATEVER, ALL UNIVERSES ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE NOW. OH, AND YOU HAVE A TNSBCCSST NOW.

PLAY POKEMON

(5) THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN.

RECRUIT MORE PEOPLE TO MY MOB. CREATE INVINCIBLE ARMY.

(5) YOUR MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBER10 BECOMES INCREASES TEN-FOLD!

(4)LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 BLESSES PRAECORDIA WITH LESSER POWER OF RAGE.

Spoiler: HERO STATUSES (click to show/hide)

GreatWyrmGold: IS AWESOMELY SELF-PRESERVING, CANNOT BE KILLED, APPARENTLY HATES REALITY
dermonster: IS AWESOME, CAN DERM STUFF
Caerwyn: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
forsaken1111: IS KING OF AWESOME, HATES SATAN
Yoink: IS AWESOMELY SEDUCTIVE, ELOPED WITH forsaken1111's QUEEN
Greenstarfanatic: IS AWESOME WINGMAN, HAS LOTS OF BEER
10ebbor10: IS AWESOME SABOTEUR x 2
anailater: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
RTD: IS AWESOME MAGICIAN
killerhellhound: IS AWESOME DILUTED SLIME DRAGON THAT PROBABLY ISN'T EVIL
Kedly: IS SUPER AWESOME RUBIX-CUBE-POOPMAGICIAN
pisskop: IS AWESOME DWARF ADOPTED BY A CATSPLOSION, HAS STRONG INFLUENCE ON ENTIRE HUMAN POPULATION
Tavik Toth: IS AWESOME WARMONGER, HAS (STILL SINKING) TNSBCCSST
Donuts: IS AWESOME MOUSE GOD, HAS GALAXY, HAS MOUSE HOLE, HAS CYBERMOUSE MINIONS, HAS ASTRAL DIPLOMACY SKILLS, IS RICH
Misko27: IS AWESOMELY BACON AVATAR, HAS BACON VISION AND SWORD, FOUNDER OF BACON RELIGION, HAS SOMEWHAT REDUNDANT ADDITIONAL BACON POWER
Joben: IS AWESOME SPEAR THROWER
Spinal_Taper: ARE AWESOME BIONICLES, RULES CALDARIA
jetex1911: IS AWESOME CTHULZUES
wsoxfan: IS AWESOME NUCLEAR SKY-LAND-BATTLESHIP PILOT, PROBABLY OWNS MARS
Xantalos: IS AWESOMELY ANTI-MATH, LEGENDARY COOK
da_nang: IS AWESOME SEVERAL-TIME DESTROYER OF REALITY, ALSO HAS REALITY POCKET DIMENSION
Praecordia: IS AWESOME CHARMISMATIC ANTI-HERO, OWNS LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10, HAS LESSER POWER OF RAGE
Tiruin: IS AWESOME PARKOURIST
bukitodinos: IS AWESOME POKEMON PLAYER

Spoiler: OTHER (click to show/hide)

QUEEN: STILL TECHNICALLY MARRIED TO forsaken1111, ELOPED WITH Yoink
Praecordia's LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10ebbor10
A CATSPLOSION: LOYAL TO pisskop, STRONG INFLUENCE ON HUMAN POPULATION

[Xantalos]

SELL OLD SPICE TO EVERYONE EVERYWHERE EVERYWHEN

[Donuts]

Fine, use astral diplomacy on wsoxfan. Fire more supernova on earth for artillery support