PREVIOUS TURNNEXT TURNBACON VISION.
>TRAIN SWORD AND BACON SKILLZ HARD TO BECOME A NIGHT OF THE BACONIC ORDER.
(5) YOU RISE TO BE THE GREATEST AVATAR OF BACON EVER. YOU CAN NOW USE YOUR SWORD AND EAT BACON LIKE NO MAN.
HAVE EARTH TAKE OVER MULTIVERSE.
(5) YOU CONVINCE THE PRESIDENT OF EARTH TO BEGIN A CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE MULTIVERSE. IT SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL RIGHT NOW.
Spawn catsplosion to kill mouse people. Unleash cats upon Earth
(5) YOU SPAWN CATS. THEY SPAWN MORE CATS. THE FRAME RATE OF THE UNIVERSE GOES DOWN. THEN THE CATS KILL THE MICE PEOPLE, AND THE FRAME RATE GOES BACK TO APPROXIMATELY WHAT IT WAS BEFORE.
Throw spear to strike evil king wherever he is.
I win.
(5) YOU THROW SPEAR AT GHOST OF EVIL KING IN HELL. HE DIES AND GOES TO HELL HELL.
Become Bionicles.
(5) YOU BECOME ALL BIONICLES. YOU HAVE ALL THEIR POWERS.
BECOME UNKILLABLE
PREVENT ANYONE ELSE FROM BECOMING UNKILLABLE EVER
STOP THIS.
STOP MISKO FROM STOPPING GREATWYRMGOLD.
(5 + 1
- 1 = 5) GREATWYRMGOLD GAINS A HYPER SENSE OF SELF-PRESERVATION. HE IS NOW NEARLY UNKILLABLE. HE CAN STILL BE FROZEN, IMPRISONED, BRAINWASHED, ECT. OH, AND HE CAN DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES. BUT AT LEAST HE CAN'T BE KILLED.
((misko already had a turn, can't block unless he explicitly states that he cancels his previous action))
BECOME A TOP-GOD (Zeus would be one, for instance.)
CREATE DIMENSION FULL OF STARS
ASSUME FORM OF ELDERICH ABOMINATION.
(5) ZEUS BECOMES BORED, AND GIVES YOU ALL HIS POWERS BEFORE LOOKING FOR WOMEN TO HARASS. YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO MAKE A DIMENSION THAT HAS LOTS OF PRETTY STARS. THEN YOU BECOME CTHULHU.
BATTLESHIP DRIVER WEAK.
DRIVE AIRCRAFT CARRIER + SUBMARINE ONTO LAND.
SINK BATTLESHIP.
(5) YOU DRIVE AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER ONTO LAND, THEN GET OUT AND DRIVE A SUBMARINE ONTO LAND. THEN YOU ATTACK BATTLESHIP. BATTLESHIP SUSTAINS HEAVY INJURY, AND IS NOW TAKING ON
WATER LAND.
SMASH GALAXY INTO EARTH! MAKE SUN GO SUPERNOVA! SURVIVE AS MOUSE LEGENDARY GOD!
(5) YOU SMASH THE GALAXY IN YOUR INVENTORY INTO THE EARTH. THEN YOU CONVINCE THE SUN THAT, EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOWHERE NEAR MASS ENOUGH TO DO SO. YOU BECOME A LEGENDARY GOD OF THE NOW-DEAD MOUSE PEOPLE. SKILL ACQUIRED: ASTRAL DIPLOMACY
KILL THE GM
(5) YOU SUCCESSFULLY KILL THE GEOMETRIC MEAN. MATHEMATICIANS AROUND THE WORLD WEEP.
CONVINCE QUEEN TO ELOPE
FLY TO POPPLE-OPPLE-LAND IN MAGICAL GARBAGE TRUCK
BRING GREENSTAR + 1,000 CRATES OF BEER
(5) QUEEN AGREES TO ELOPE, AND THE TWO OF YOU GO TO SOME WEIRDLY-NAMED PLACE. YOU THEN SEND PRIORITY MAIL OF 1,000 CRATES OF BEER TO GREENSTAR. QUEEN RELATIONSHIP HAS REACHED LEVEL 4!
REALITY BOMB GOES BOOM
Beat you to destroying reality.
YOU ONLY BROKE REALITY. THERE ARE PIECES OF REALITY STILL LEFT.
REALITY BOMB ANNIHILATES PIECES. NOTHING WILL BE LEFT.
THEN A NEW REALITY FORMS.
DETONATE ANOTHER REALITY BOMB AD INFINITUM.
(5) YOU DESTROY ALL OF REALITY SEVERAL TIMES. THEN YOU GET BORED, AND CONSIDER DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR YOUR NEXT TURN.
-SNIPPED-
DELETE ALL OF THESE ACTIONS SAVE REALITY
(5) ALL OF THE ACTIONS WERE DELETED, AND REPLACED WITH "-SNIPPED-". THANK YOU, I DID NOT WANT TO POST THE WHOLE QUOTE PYRAMID. OH, AND YOU GRAB SOME PIECES OF REALITY AND PROTECT THEM.
-SNIP-
DELETE ALL OF THESE ACTIONS SAVE REALITY
Sabotage that.
(5) 10EBBOR10 MADE A COPY OF THE ACTIONS BEFORE THEY WERE DELETED, AND REPOSTS THEM IN HIS OWN QUOTE PYRAMID. HE ALSO TEARS A HOLE IN KILLERHELLHOUND'S BAG AND SOME OF HIS PIECES OF REALITY FALL OUT. THE BAG IS REPAIRED BY THE FLOW OF REALITY.
Bury all players under quote pyramid.
(5) THIS WAS ALREADY THE CASE. CONGRATULATIONS.
BECOME CHARISMATIC ANTI-HERO, USE CHARISMA TO CONVINCE PEOPLE TO OBEY ME.
(5) YOU CONVINCE THE WILD MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 TO OBEY YOU. YOU NOW OWN A MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10.
BECOME CHARISMATIC ANTI-HERO, USE CHARISMA TO CONVINCE PEOPLE TO OBEY ME.
HINDER THIS
CREATE NEW QUOTE PYRAMID
SLAM THIS ACTION WITH JELLY.
RESPOND WITH PEANUT BUTTER.
YUM.
GREAT, NOW I'M HUNGRY.
ME TOO.
(2)PRAECORDIA'S MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 SHAKES FISTS AT 10EBBOR10
GreatWyrmGold: IS AWESOMELY SELF-PRESERVING, APPARENTLY HATES REALITY
dermonster: IS AWESOME, CAN DERM STUFF
Caerwyn: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
forsaken1111: IS KING OF AWESOME
Yoink: IS AWESOMELY SEDUCTIVE, ELOPED WITH forsaken1111's QUEEN
Greenstarfanatic: IS AWESOME WINGMAN, HAS LOTS OF BEER
10ebbor10: IS AWESOME SABOTEUR x 2
anailater: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
RTD: IS AWESOME MAGICIAN
killerhellhound: IS AWESOME DILUTED SLIME DRAGON THAT PROBABLY ISN'T EVIL
Kedly: IS SUPER AWESOME RUBIX-CUBE-POOPMAGICIAN
pisskop: IS AWESOME DWARF ADOPTED BY A CATSPLOSION
Tavik Toth: IS AWESOME WARMONGER, HAS SINKING BATTLESHIP
Donuts: IS AWESOME MOUSE GOD, HAS GALAXY, HAS MOUSE HOLE, HAS DEAD MOUSE PEOPLE MINIONS, HAS ASTRAL DIPLOMACY SKILLS
Misko27: IS AWESOMELY BACON AVATAR, HAS BACON VISION AND SWORD
Joben: IS AWESOME SPEAR THROWER
Spinal_Taper: ARE AWESOME BIONICLES
jetex1911: IS AWESOME CTHULZUES
wsoxfan: IS AWESOME LAND-BATTLESHIPS PLAYER
Xantalos: IS AWESOMELY ANTI-MATH
da_nang: IS AWESOME SEVERAL-TIME DESTROYER OF REALITY
Praecordia: IS AWESOME CHARMISMATIC ANTI-HERO, OWNS MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10
QUEEN: STILL TECHNICALLY MARRIED TO forsaken1111, ELOPED WITH Yoink
Praecordia's MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10ebbor10
A CATSPLOSION: LOYAL TO pisskop
((I still don't actually know what derming is. I just posted a link to some college professor named Derming, the first thing I found when googling it.))
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