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Jrodluthis The Drink of Crabs: God of Oceans and Salt

1 (3.7%)

Jrifunus the Sport of Controlling: God of Fame

0 (0%)

Chobofrin: Goddess of nightmares, dreams, and the night

5 (18.5%)

Thlabifis: Goddess of loyalty, laws, and justice

1 (3.7%)

Chucheedrin Plaguepoison: Goddess of silence and torture

7 (25.9%)

Foseesus: Goddess of mercy and forgiveness

2 (7.4%)

The Nameless Goddess of metals, minerals, jewelry, inspiration, and poetry.

4 (14.8%)

Chlombujrer Rapiddelights: Goddess of dance, festivals, music, song, valor, and war.

5 (18.5%)

Slachraris Primmusic: Goddess of beauty

0 (0%)

Buseelus Boarbearded: Goddess of plants and animals

2 (7.4%)

Total Members Voted: 27

[CaptainKobold]

Awww... I recognize those kobolds.

I have updated the first post with the Kobold Waiting List and the various posts by all kinds of people!  I may change the organization because you guys are contributing a ton of content and I want to be sure everyone gets their fair shake!  If you have suggestions for how, let me know.

I'm about to put up a survey asking who gets the first temple.  It may not happen right away, because we got some migrants (woo!) but it's on the schedule!

Also, by virtue of having some new migrants if there are any lurkers looking to get a kobold, come get one now!

[Splint]

As a warrior I must toss my vote to the deity of valor, war, and that other less martial stuff.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Goddess of torture.

Winterdirge died painfully, I'll leave it at that.

[Vgray]

Buseelus. Who else?

Expect to see more from the past incarnations of Taz Captain.

[Aseaheru]

ALL HAIL THE NAMELESS ONE! and i think it might be cheaper to, as the deity of metals will like the ground.

[Kel the Oblivious]

Gotta go with the Plaguepoison.

[Sanure]

Heh i may be a peace loving bold, but i still pray to the plaguepoison sometimes

[Kel the Oblivious]

Drix gnawed slowly on the haunch of meat as the idea of a proper temple to the gods was thrown around. Most of the pantheon has at least one vote, but it was a battle between Chlombujrer Rapiddelights and his patron, Chucheedrin Plaguepoison. The din began to grate at his ears, the encampment roaring with kobolds voicing their opinions. Finally, he tore the slab of meat from his maw and hurled it at the current speaker, who spoke of great parties for all occasions.Tthe bold was quickly silenced as he fell to the ground with a thump. Drix stood up and retrived his piece of meat, holding it idly in his hand as he looked around the room. As the bruised 'bold opened his mouth to complain, Drix gave him a steely glare, his yellow eyes reduced to razor slits. Not wanting to cross the skilled hunter, the kobold held his mouth shut while nursing the rising bruise.

"Listen." His voice was hoarse from disuse. The kobolds, somewhat stunned by the very reclusive Drix's display, did so, all sitting quiet around the fire. For a long moment they sat there, the only sound the mashing of meat in maw, the sound of roasted flesh being stripped from the bone, and the crackle of the fire.

One kobold looked around after a few moments before looking at Drix "Is quiet." The others looked around, slightly confused as Drix shook his head. "Yes. Is quiet. Too quiet. Where hoots? Where squeaks? Where croaks?" He gestured around with each statement, before pointing a finger back at the assembled kobolds. "Silent in night. Sleep, awake, no matter, they know. Night time for silence. Break silence, let all know where hide." He held up the thick chunk of meat. "Think little big mouse thing all here? What hide in darkness? What lurk silent? No know. But they know. They hear. And they hunger."

He shivered a moment, before looking far off into the distance "Quiet little kobolds please Plaguepoison. To anger her invite great pain." With that, he seemed to loss his steam, walking back to his place by the fire, gnawing slowly on the hunk of meat. He'd lift it menacingly to anyone who began to speak with too much vigor. Better a chunk of meat than a loaded crossbow at least.

[Aseaheru]

well, can we atleast dig a temple to the one who loves the earth? it might only take one boid to do..

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Winterdirge watched the kobolds socialize and squabble around their fire. He pitied them, in a way. He respected Deebus and his like, but for the most part kobolds were slaughtered like pigs. Like goblins to dwarves. Or dead corpses to elves.

Elves. The bastards.

They had made him like this.

He thought back to his time as a living dwarf, and the events in the days leading up to his death..

It was 127. The fall of the fortress Cairnfurnace to fire. Some said it was the greatest and most epic fall since the legendary Koganusan, Boatmurdered.

Dastot looked back on the ruins. He and a couple of others, including his wife, escaped Cairnfurnace's destruction. He picked up his trusty axe, his most prized possession, and slung it on his back. He muttered,

"Yet another fortress fallen to the beasts, miasma and flames. Leastways it didn't end too badly. We're still alive."

He turned his back and walked off, following the wagon carrying the survivors and the remaining heavy goods.

And then the elves fell upon him.

[Vgray]

The ghostly Kobolds look on from the hill.

"These Kobolds are strange. They don't even have a god of revelry!"

"Perhaps Buseelus takes that role. The Taz down there worships her."


Meanwhile down in the camp, Taz Crumblemastered is yapping with the best of them.

"Buseelus important! What use hunt with no prey?"


(By the way, fat Taz always speaks first. That might change.)

[Aseaheru]

no dirt, no plant. no plant, no prey. no prey, no food, no food no boid.

[Vgray]

The closest thing we have is the nameless goddess of metals minerals and other stuff.

Is Winterdirge aware of the two ghostly Kobolds observing the camp? Or Kalras for that matter?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Winterdirge made a deal with Kalras for a body to inhabit, and he knows of the kobolds, but they don't know of him.

[Vgray]

Winterdirge made a deal with Kalras for a body to inhabit, and he knows of the kobolds, but they don't know of him.

Right. The last line was more an invitation for OREOSOME to appear out of nowhere. And give the ghostly Taz's someone to talk to.