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Does the current time system need to be improved?

No! I think it's fine just the way it is, and to hell with all who dare say otherwise!
- 1 (6.3%)
Yes, and I know exactly how it should be done! (elaborate below)
- 2 (12.5%)
Yes, but I have no idea how it should be done!
- 3 (18.8%)
Yes, by setting a base limit for the amount of time that passes per update. (specify limit below)
- 1 (6.3%)
Why yes, DZA, I am indeed well aware that I am wasting my vote by selecting this completely useless poll option.
- 9 (56.3%)

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Author Topic: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread  (Read 125267 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #255 on: January 01, 2013, 08:28:09 pm »

If it's fighting extradimensional evil, I could do it now.

If another pantheon chooses the "Dark Zanzetkuken", then I am going to be ticked beyond belief.  Last time he appeared, my character killed him along with himself.
I think you just guaranteed his appearance if you ascend.

...and that guy defeated, and absorbed the mind of someone who ate the elder gods in another plane.  Along with all of the minds of a few dozen planes.  This could be a problem.
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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #256 on: January 01, 2013, 09:20:30 pm »

If you played a direct role in influencing them to do such a thing, then yeah, I suppose I'd count it as a shared victory.

What happens in a shared victory?

The victors are gifted with godhood and accepted into the pantheon of the God-King, and we move on to the final stage of the game.

Hey DZA, can I use the resources I have to create a sort of spellbook? Simple cantrips and memorized summonings.

Well the boggart did obtain an assortment of books...I don't see why one of them couldn't happen to be some sort of notebook. Of course, you'd still need to find something to write with, but the idea is sound.

I checked the beginning of day two. You gave Jorn a writing utensil. In his pouch.

I should make clear that said utensil is similar to a quill; it doesn't contain any ink (or other writing substances) of its own. Though I guess that won't be much of an issue as long as Jorn doesn't mind writing everything down in his own blood.

Xantalos

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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #257 on: January 01, 2013, 09:26:55 pm »

Boggart! BLEED FOR ME
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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #258 on: January 01, 2013, 11:20:17 pm »

Boggarts don't have blood silly. Or do they?

Let's see.

Canadians who have a UFO.

Whatever the hell Sir Havel encountered.

The followers of Lunus.

The Old Man.

And us of course.

This Earth is full of strange things.
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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #259 on: January 02, 2013, 08:01:39 pm »

Who knows what else is out there? We may have to fight some other kind of supernatural creatures for the Earth once we get up in the power rankings.
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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #260 on: January 02, 2013, 08:06:30 pm »

Whoever becomes a god, promise me you'll kick King DZA in the balls for me?
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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #261 on: January 02, 2013, 08:07:18 pm »

...Is there a specific reason?
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"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #262 on: January 02, 2013, 08:16:14 pm »

His avatar is a 2/3 naked Xerxes wearing a bulging golden codpiece. That is my reason.
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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #263 on: January 02, 2013, 08:20:23 pm »

Hmmm...

...I never actually noticed that before. Weird.
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"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #264 on: January 02, 2013, 08:36:38 pm »

Unless my power is greater than his, no.
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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #265 on: January 02, 2013, 08:37:49 pm »

Unless my power is greater than his, no.
Aahhhh, he won't mind a swift kick straight in the god-balls.
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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #266 on: January 02, 2013, 08:40:15 pm »

For some reason I imagine TorZon is a big green ball of goo.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #267 on: January 02, 2013, 08:43:39 pm »

For some reason I imagine TorZon is a big green ball of goo.

I think of him more as silver.
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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #268 on: January 02, 2013, 08:44:10 pm »

For some reason I imagine TorZon is a big green ball of goo.

I think of him more as silver.
EVERY COLOR AND NONE AT ONCE
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Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« Reply #269 on: January 02, 2013, 08:45:41 pm »

The Colour From Outer Space?
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