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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1240400 times)

Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4530 on: June 21, 2016, 08:05:14 pm »
If ever we need a poster for this thread, I nominate that picture. That was priceless
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Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4531 on: June 22, 2016, 11:29:45 pm »
Quote from: Shoruke on June 21, 2016, 08:05:14 pm
If ever we need a poster for this thread, I nominate that picture. That was priceless
 :D
Although I'm not very familiar with the show, other than simply knowing the picture is from Archer, I really, really like what's been done to it. A lot.

Edit: Frig it, throwing that bad boy up on the front page.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2016, 11:35:05 pm by Kamin »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4532 on: June 23, 2016, 02:56:44 pm »
Quote from: Scruffy on June 21, 2016, 05:52:16 pm

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0/10 not enough magma
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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4533 on: June 23, 2016, 04:43:15 pm »
Quote from: Bogwedgle on June 23, 2016, 02:56:44 pm
Quote from: Scruffy on June 21, 2016, 05:52:16 pm

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0/10 not enough magma
Bah. Too finicky
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4534 on: June 23, 2016, 04:46:31 pm »
Quote from: Scruffy on June 23, 2016, 04:43:15 pm
Quote from: Bogwedgle on June 23, 2016, 02:56:44 pm
Quote from: Scruffy on June 21, 2016, 05:52:16 pm

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0/10 not enough magma
Bah. Too finicky
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0/10 looks like it was designed sober to me
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4535 on: June 23, 2016, 05:17:24 pm »
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4536 on: June 23, 2016, 05:18:38 pm »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4537 on: June 23, 2016, 09:22:28 pm »
Well I'm sticking with the Church of the Orthodox "Drunk Fortress Is A Krieger Episode" Picture, who believes that the original word of our prophet and art designer is the one true word of Armok below.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4538 on: July 01, 2016, 11:38:53 pm »
ATTENTION, MOTHERFU-
I mean, uh
HAPPY CANADA DAY, EVERYONE!

To celebrate, I will go find some orange juice and drink it with alcohols... and then play Drunk Fortress.


EDIT (timelapse): The Shopper's is closed, and the Mac's only had Orange Crush. So I'm having a double of Coconut Rum and orange crush with a shot of maple syrup. It's not bad! Not supremely amazing, but it's not bad.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4539 on: July 02, 2016, 03:07:08 am »
Spoiler: part 1 of 2 i guess goddammit (click to show/hide)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4540 on: July 02, 2016, 04:01:19 am »
Spoiler: part 2, where shork gets it ruight except the magma part (click to show/hide)

HAPPY CANADA DAY
ENJOY THE FIREWORKS
(y'all're gon' need moar  graves)


its' a canada flag not a ovaries shuddup

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12211
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4541 on: July 02, 2016, 04:25:15 am »
i like ur ovaries lolololo

Anybody willing to destroy the Canadian flag and erect a new one this 4th of July? I don't think there could be any more patriotic statement, personally.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4542 on: July 02, 2016, 11:25:43 am »
Derp. Clearly the answer is instead to mod fireworks into the game. :V
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"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4543 on: July 02, 2016, 11:44:22 am »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on July 02, 2016, 11:25:43 am
Derp. Clearly the answer is instead to mod fireworks into the game. :V
And on that fateful day many fortresses burned to the ground, driving the entire dorfish race to the brink of extinction.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4544 on: July 02, 2016, 11:52:36 am »
Since that implies they made their forts out of flammable materials, that proves they were not proper dwarves.
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"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.
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