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[Kamin]

Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.

We are not otherkin enough, not appraiser of fine children's cartoons enough. *scutters off sobbing*

[Naryar]

Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.

We are not otherkin enough, not appraiser of fine children's cartoons enough. *scutters off sobbing*

We need to drown the damned ponies in magma and booze, clearly.

Although we are doing well, apparently !

[Random_Dragon]

Clearly the answer to this is to finagle a way to have dwarven cavalry when actually playing as dwarves.

[Yoink]

Rick is pretty damn dorfy.
That reminds me, I should re-watch some more of season one whilst I'm here in a house with Netflix...

[Bobnova]

Page three?!

I, sadly, have work obligations this weekend. No dorfyness for me.
Am playing dwarf fortress though! Much like one of the past forts, I have something of a werelizard issue.

[Shoruke]

I want to play Drunk Fortress, but I'm just not in a drinky mood.
It's a pickle.

[Chevaleresse]

I guess there are more bronies than psychotic suicidal alcoholics. Who knew.

I'm tempted to sig this.

[Scruffy]

I want to play Drunk Fortress, but I'm just not in a drinky mood.
It's a pickle.

I'm tempted to sig this.

Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!

[Shoruke]

Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!

inb4 Scruffy's turn is a collaboration with the Succubus Fortress from somewhere else on this board
mods ahoy

[Scruffy]

Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!

inb4 Scruffy's turn is a collaboration with the Succubus Fortress from somewhere else on this board
mods ahoy

Do I really even want to know what a dwarven succubus would look like?

..A keg of booze with a beard on it?

[Random_Dragon]

Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!

The Slannesh Fortress.

[Shoruke]

Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!

inb4 Scruffy's turn is a collaboration with the Succubus Fortress from somewhere else on this board
mods ahoy

Do I really even want to know what a dwarven succubus would look like?

..A keg of booze with a beard on it?

The bearded keg o' beer stands on short stilts with very nice socks on.
They'd be silk knee-high stockings if not for the whole 2-Inch Legs With No Knees thing.

[Scruffy]

Just drank some Dorf (beer)

[Shoruke]

Just drank some Dorf (beer)

Dude. Do you want Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing?
Because that's how you get Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing.

[Scruffy]

Just drank some Dorf (beer)

Dude. Do you want Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing?
Because that's how you get Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing.

Are we doing phrasing again? Because it sounds like we are doing phrasing again

Edit: Clearly drunkfortress is a Krieger episode

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