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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1239979 times)

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4485 on: May 17, 2016, 08:02:27 pm »
This fortress will probably collapse and burn long before it starts including a second level.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4486 on: May 17, 2016, 08:09:31 pm »
It was inevitable.
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4487 on: May 17, 2016, 08:17:16 pm »
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Quote from: Crocatowa on May 17, 2016, 09:32:56 am
So.... Is this still accepting turns? :D

Ja. If no one's all like "gonna get drunk now" then it's pretty much first drunk, first serve.

After which point it goes all "gonna get drunk now" and the story continues to take amusing turns.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4488 on: May 19, 2016, 01:55:58 am »
Whomever allowed those fat dancing sacks of Elf crap pollute our fortress is dead to me.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4489 on: May 19, 2016, 02:11:19 am »
Quote from: Kamin on May 19, 2016, 01:55:58 am
Whomever allowed those fat dancing sacks of Elf crap pollute our fortress is dead to me.

Thy still have a purpose. Feed them to dragons. o3o
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

TD1

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4490 on: May 19, 2016, 02:30:42 pm »
Or chain them to a tree and cut it down.
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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4491 on: May 19, 2016, 03:26:51 pm »
Can't we just do the sensible thing and forbid the tavern doors and pull the lever?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4492 on: May 19, 2016, 05:20:36 pm »
Quote from: Scruffy on May 19, 2016, 03:26:51 pm
Can't we just do the sensible thing and forbid the tavern doors and pull the lever?
But then or dorfs will have to Touch their bodies at some point. The obvious solution is magma.
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This is a resin mug. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of Regret. This object menaces with spikes of alcohol poisoning. On the item is an image of a skeletal dragon in resin.  The artwork relates to the birth of bogwedgle in the early spring of 2016.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4493 on: May 22, 2016, 06:29:53 pm »
Quote from: Bogwedgle on May 19, 2016, 05:20:36 pm
Quote from: Scruffy on May 19, 2016, 03:26:51 pm
Can't we just do the sensible thing and forbid the tavern doors and pull the lever?
But then or dorfs will have to Touch their bodies at some point. The obvious solution is magma.
Only if the doors are even unforbidden.
Not that I know exactly what the lever does, but I expect the problem can be solved by building walls around it and pretending it isn't there.
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O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4494 on: May 23, 2016, 06:59:49 am »
About fat elf dancers (eww !):

Quote from: Bogwedgle on May 19, 2016, 05:20:36 pm
The obvious solution is magma.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4495 on: May 23, 2016, 01:59:27 pm »
Quote from: Naryar on May 23, 2016, 06:59:49 am
About fat elf dancers (eww !):

Quote from: Bogwedgle on May 19, 2016, 05:20:36 pm
The obvious solution is magma.
Perhaps we need to relocate the tavern a bit ..deeper. There is that nice little open area above the magmapipe.  Then it will be a simple matter of deconstructing the floor that supports the tavern and letting it fall in or perhaps just pump it full of magma

Edit: Perhaps here
« Last Edit: May 23, 2016, 02:03:15 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4496 on: May 23, 2016, 02:31:23 pm »
Wait... what if we just...

flip...

this thing...

omg...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4497 on: May 23, 2016, 03:25:37 pm »
Quote from: Taupe on May 23, 2016, 02:31:23 pm
Wait... what if we just...

flip...

this thing...

omg...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A drunken little magmafish with a black eye
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4498 on: May 23, 2016, 03:42:40 pm »
Quote from: Scruffy on May 23, 2016, 03:25:37 pm
Quote from: Taupe on May 23, 2016, 02:31:23 pm
Wait... what if we just...

flip...

this thing...

omg...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A drunken little magmafish with a black eye
You're both wrong, it's a heart, we've been mining inside a sleeping supertitan.
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This is a resin mug. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of Regret. This object menaces with spikes of alcohol poisoning. On the item is an image of a skeletal dragon in resin.  The artwork relates to the birth of bogwedgle in the early spring of 2016.

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4499 on: May 23, 2016, 06:29:49 pm »
Quote from: Bogwedgle on May 23, 2016, 03:42:40 pm
Quote from: Scruffy on May 23, 2016, 03:25:37 pm
Quote from: Taupe on May 23, 2016, 02:31:23 pm
Wait... what if we just...

flip...

this thing...

omg...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A drunken little magmafish with a black eye
You're both wrong, it's a heart, we've been mining inside a sleeping supertitan.
And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist
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