How does this shit work, again!?!!!?
oh rgith iternal sppellcheckq off.
Okay found a spot.
Cold like Canada? Cechk.
aquifer? aw yeis..
oh wati no flux
REDO
okaiy
new stop
FLUX!? yes
aqfuier? soemtiems
HOT AS FUCEK!? YISSSS
tress to reap!? yes
River? yes
Canadiaen as hell!? no, but still.
Girlfriend be like
"can I have an honorary dorfing"
YES.
(she's the woodcutter)
WATH TDO WE AENM THE FORT
i got loveletters...
basementbridges?! *GF dies of laughign*
ballsizzels
YES PERFECT WE ARE CLISTERED BORED
coistered*
cloiyster FCUK
cloistered*bored
good jorb wegon drvier
no sreirously gj
CAAMLUS YOU FUCK
HAVE FYOU BEEN EMBAELZZLING EMBARK POISNT!?
i did NOT buyf that much stuff
okay fort is goign or watever
tryigna get meatl stuff ready
but
WHO THE FUCK DO I TAVERN
i mean how
natch, wiki. already haz a page. about taverns.
drink.
Shork's tutroial on how to magam forge.
oh boi u guise its summertiem
OH BOY IOH BOY I CAN MAKE BOOKACASES
do it girfrend
okay so
I think i meight be a derp.
...i buitl a door. before the magma storage area. for the forges.
person who dug into the volcano made it out alive.
person who removed the door WHY THE FUCKTDID I BUILT A DOOR!?!?!
...did.
died*.
sorry scrfffufyy.
scruffy.*
u ded.
AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA
dddint' even do thais on perupose
okay i made a...
TOADY WAT THE FUCK!?!?!
temples and libraries are desbgnignated from dining rooms!?!
toady
today da fuq
hey
hey guess what.
guess wat the default tavern name is.
yyyyyyup.
hey neat, a human axeman is already visiting.
WELP
TIME TO GO UOPEN UP THE CAVES FOR HIM
and a bard
...we're leading up to a "you all met ain ia tavern" situation
i can feel it
dorfs dig too deep
six human adventurers
or 5 hoomins and one elf mage or some shit
...productivity is down slightly
OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOOOOOP
FUCK it's like working with a bunch of 20-somethings
okay I FUCK DERPING FINALLY
found the cavern.
And I' pretty sure this is a tree.
LET'S FINE OUT
FIND
w/e
okay who'se up for a TOOTORIALE!?!
toady we'lle learn how to fram!
step ONE1! fuck irrigation
step 2! find the vacversn.
step 3! do it. farm the plots.
ignore the rocks. rocks dont' matter
step 4 profit gj haz a booz
its' autumn! yaaaay
WAIT FUCK I'M ONTLY HALFV DONE!?!?!
lucky its only 10pm, jesus
Caravan's here ^_^
OH FUCK
no trade stuffs >_>
uhhhhhhhhhh
(always happens when I start a fort)
QUICK
EVERYBODY DOTN' PAY ATTENTION TO
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHEET!?!like, sheets? of paepsr?
the n why not call it papers? or sheet of paper!?
everythigng else is lplural, so whyyyy!?
..have i really found NO metal ore yet
got the trading done abut 8 seconsd befreo the mercahtsns left. nice.
*some time liater*
...I'm not screwing around, I'm "improving everyones socializign".
trying to built a defensive equiped storeage room for trade goods next to depoWINTER.
ahem.
anyway, I'm sure someone else will figure out to build a bridge and a door ehre, hahaha
also scruffy is a ghost
A HIPPIE GSOHT
....oddly appropriate
hey neato. visitors can ask to live here and be an entertainer.
wonder if I should set up some bedrooms...
OH GOD OH GOD HELP I HAVE CRABS
INFILTRATING THE FORTRESS
FROM THE VOLCANO
...magam crabs.
I knew I built that door for a reason! why did I take it dwon!?
(cuz forges, but still)
*20 minutes laer*
should I mention I took care fo that?
and btuil a grave
AT TEH MBOTTOM OF THE DEATHRAP AHAHAHAH
uh oh. naryary the fey mason-doctor needs cloth.
...
rip naryar
OH GOD THERE'S A REACHER
luckily spring is here so it's someone else's problem
GL HF FU