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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Arts and Crafts and New Versions, Oh My!]
« Reply #4020 on: December 11, 2015, 07:02:30 pm »

Dream or omen?

We may have to tap yer gran's communications.
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« Reply #4021 on: December 11, 2015, 08:08:17 pm »

Hmm..
The next update will most likely be released tomorrow so it will most likely be out in time for Shork's turn.
Still, it is most likely compatible with saves from this version and I'm kind of itching to play.
On the other hand, letting Shoruke take a turn first would most likely lead to interesting things too. Watching Shoruke learn the art of drunken tavern building and seeing what he manages to create.  Hmm.. Choices

Edit: Dorf tidbit: DF dwarvish language doesn't have a word for "sober"
« Last Edit: December 11, 2015, 08:20:05 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Arts and Crafts and New Versions, Oh My!]
« Reply #4022 on: December 11, 2015, 10:14:38 pm »

Hmm..
The next update will most likely be released tomorrow so it will most likely be out in time for Shork's turn.
Still, it is most likely compatible with saves from this version and I'm kind of itching to play.
On the other hand, letting Shoruke take a turn first would most likely lead to interesting things too. Watching Shoruke learn the art of drunken tavern building and seeing what he manages to create.  Hmm.. Choices

Edit: Dorf tidbit: DF dwarvish language doesn't have a word for "sober"

I kind of want to start up Tavern Mode, but I'm holding off to get the full I'm Drunk And Don't Know What I'm Doing, Please Send Help experience  :P
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« Reply #4023 on: December 11, 2015, 10:36:01 pm »

I kind of want to start up Tavern Mode, but I'm holding off to get the full I'm Drunk And Don't Know What I'm Doing, Please Send Help experience  :P
Aww. Already generated a custom world and was about to start playing. Okay then, I'll delay playing and take a turn sometime later
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Arts and Crafts and New Versions, Oh My!]
« Reply #4024 on: December 12, 2015, 07:30:59 am »

Start up adventure mode and go tavern crawling.
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« Reply #4025 on: December 12, 2015, 07:45:39 am »

Start up adventure mode and go tavern crawling.
The World's End but with dwarves and elven infiltrators.
I need to watch that again sometime
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Arts and Crafts and New Versions, Oh My!]
« Reply #4026 on: December 12, 2015, 10:29:35 am »

Get the feck off our planet, aliiiiiens. We don't want yer fancy techolomological advanceys. Wes got beer!
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« Reply #4027 on: December 12, 2015, 06:56:34 pm »

Take a turn Shork. I'm far too drunk to wait
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« Reply #4028 on: December 12, 2015, 07:15:26 pm »

Okay, time to start getting my drunk on.
How, you ask?
Well, my girlfriend and I have Tales of Zestiria, some vodka, some amaretto's, LOTS of coconut rum, some chocolate cream liquer, some root beer and cream soda and orange juice, and a drinking game.

Drink every time we win a battle.
Drink an extra time for every time an ally was KO'd in the battle.
Drink every time Mikleo, sonofafuck that he is, points out something really obvious with Treasure Detection.
Drink every time a character is completely oblivious to something obvious in the plot.
Finish your current drink if it's the entire party that's oblivious to something in the plot.

Gonna start with a drink of the following recipe:
- 1 shot of coconut rum
- 1 shot of chocolate cream liquer
- that's it, just drink it.

Considering we've done some herb-grinding, we chew through battles really REALLY fast, so I don't think it'll take too long to get drunk'd  :P
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« Reply #4029 on: December 12, 2015, 08:42:29 pm »

This can only be the greatest of all turns. All hail the( possibly incoming) tavern!!!

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« Reply #4030 on: December 12, 2015, 08:53:42 pm »

Initiation of anticipation station....

Let shork ride forth into the new unknown, braving many a drunken elf and a great legion of equine fiends.

Ride now, and do not look back!
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« Reply #4031 on: December 12, 2015, 09:00:17 pm »

So I had that one drink...
and a double of vodka with cream soda...
and a double coconut rum with orange juice...
and then I'm halfway through my second one of those...

I'm quite dizzy and slightly numb. Time to download... THE NEW DRUNK FROTRESS!
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« Reply #4032 on: December 12, 2015, 10:15:07 pm »

It was inevitable.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Arts and Crafts and New Versions, Oh My!]
« Reply #4033 on: December 13, 2015, 12:40:18 am »

It is terrifying .
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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« Reply #4034 on: December 13, 2015, 12:52:11 am »


upload is really slow give it a minnit
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11463
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