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[Camulus]

Missed so much drunkenness since going over the seas.

Ugh booze is so expensive herein indonesia, so wont be taking a turn for months : (
Unless off course I can find some rich guy who is willing to fund my gaming-drinking habits.

[Kamin]

Missed so much drunkenness since going over the seas.

Ugh booze is so expensive herein indonesia, so wont be taking a turn for months : (
Unless off course I can find some rich guy who is willing to fund my gaming-drinking habits.

I think a number of us would be willing to donate to your cause, if you were to set up an account on Paypal or something. Why take the money of a rich guy when you can have a little money from lots of fellow drunks?! And WE won't even require sexual favors! Just a great turn of booze-fueled gratification.

[Shoruke]

Okay, I'm going! I'm doing it, I'm taking a turn!
I was going to wimp out again. It's midnight, I'm tired, I kinda don't feel like drinking just now, I wanted to wake up earlier tomorrow so I can do some shopping, but...
I downloaded the save and looked at it... And this empty taco begs for magmsalsa. There's some super-complicated digging designation I don't understand, the bookkeeping isn't done, what the fuck. Also, it's mid-summer, so I'll just take a half-turn.

[Taupe]

Drunk fortress on patreon.

...Wait that could actually work. OR spread rampant alcoholism.

[Shoruke]

"if I hit $200, I'll post pictures
If I hit $500, I'll post a video
If I hit $1000, I'll post a making-of fvideo
If I hit $1500, I'll do a live-feed and post the recording of it"

turn is currently underway, plz be patient

[TD1]

Drunk fortress on patreon.

...Wait that could actually work. OR spread rampant alcoholism.

Both results seem to "work" to me

[Shoruke]

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shoudl I turn off the internal spell dchecking? ...Yaaaah.

FUCK isszis shit?

Looks like it took al lot of effrot to maek soemthing shtis bad. Ia'm imsspresed.

owait rigte

TODAY WE LEARNED
well, yesterday
WE LEARNED THAT... Uh.
now look I'am not sayin'
that maid cafes are scuzzy or nothing
they're super nice
or that people who go there are creeps
necessrily
cuz i Went there and I'm a normal...
I'm not a cerreep anyway.
I'm not sayin people who go there are cr- you get it
but the guy in frotn of me in line
had a binder
with pictures of the maids
like 300 pictures
orgainzied into sub-binders
and hespentd ihs stime in line
orgainizing these pictures
he had more of them. in like booster bapcks or sometighn
orgasnised by name and ouftit and loacel
and then I leartn that, you get oen postcadr by spednging at least $21.60 (well, 2160 yens, same dif) in oen go.
so..... ge seemde like a noraml patron.
btu that was yesterday.
TODAY? we leardn that cockraockhes sare like turtles if you flip 'em. They catn' get up 
except they atn' sewim up teh kitcehn sink. fuc yuo cockracoh

o anyway
dis taco
needs magam salsa

check out dis shit i'mma getddit done: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=72296.msg1772802#msg1772802
and this stoo: http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Magma-safe

bam.
wait... fuckking broekr. i mean.. bookepper.
i must be teh bookeeppeer
wait... 82 dorfs and only 1 shork?
BALSPHEMY

HENCEFORTH, FOR TSHI FORT, ON PENATLY OF FINISHING YOUR CURRETN DRINK IMMEDIATELY, EVERY DORF MUST BE NICKNAEMD BEORFE THEIR IMMIGRATN STATUS ENDS. and aslo there must always be at least two Shroukes.
Shorukes*
cant' fuckign spell my own name? clearly not drunk enuff to be a dorff. *glup*

WOW FTUKC WHAT DFATJONCK
forgeot to put coke in my cvodcoke 
  BLEHHHH

okay i made mysefl a new me
why is...
i swear there should be a tabel somewhere
that i can Use as anoffice
why is the entrance hallway full of chairs?...?

nickanming all these dorfs. takes forever
DID YOU KNWO
IF YOU GOOGLE IMAGE TAUPE
YOU GET PICTURES OF NAKED MOLE RATS
the maore tyou knwo

OKAYIE THATS' ALL OF THEM
I feel liek i'M Mo"re tdrunk than I feel liek asyim
I* Am*

okay... so...
pipe sectrion.s...
screw... traps... something. I
think I got it.

wow this diigging in the vcaves is so werid even the human bmercahnts be like
"fuck dude thats' so weird I gtota see this befreo I leive"

fuck ihaven't made glass in forevre... i think theres' sand invelved?
WHY IS THERE MIGTERATSF
MIGRANTS*
man, the ONE TIME I want ntow kmigratns

HEEEEY
just realized
soemone used a graphics set
and the walls arent' screaimng at me

up to 88
dorfsz
so 6 migrants i guess
....assumign nobody died

WHYS ARE ALL THE JWORKSHOP JOBS SUSPRENDDED

fuckk, how do I pumpstacks...
gootta... just follow the thread...
do what it says...
and I'll succeed! irte?

I....... should maybe wait until The Freezenging happens before I start ming away ta the ocean to build tehhe pumbpstack 

ugh, this taco... I can't... hwo do I get at it to... build the walls? 

YEAH, fuck that guy!
dont' actually, ghost dicks are prolly realiilly cold
i woudlnt' know

how mayn... vodckoes have I had...? am I on f4? or 5? or 6... something like that
and they're all double, I think...

I found some wanna be ghosts

Naryar and... Alath. But with a circle over the second a.
How do you even make that letter... fucking ASSSKEYS...

i Tried to make the militai... stop.. mitliting. So I can do the obookeeping, but I failed.
OKAYE I GOT IT
once moneth per year the militai dibadsn
and I do the book kepping
acn't fail

OKAY
did the books for like a minute
 
and can read the stocks screen for bars now
gold, zindc, rose gold, lead... fuck... no wonder naryar catn' remember whats' magma safe, I carn't remember waht we even have whiel reading the list

iThink maybez I got someone to do the glassmaking proerly
to make pipes
which are called "toobes"
 
whatevre, if it works then it works amirite

I'm watching game grumsp instead of the dorfs, but whne I check one'm , the flame is making WESOME tubes . So its'all good I think

I, uh.
Seem to have... fucked up.

look in my defesnce
that was supposed to be full of magema bfeore anyway
...when I thought it'd be for the magema forgres


...bliss. 

oh looka a cravan from.. fsum fucking palce has arrived
GOOD JOB EWELCOME TO TACOFORT OR SOME SHIT ITS' NOT DONE YET


so we have all these gold statudes
and i only really olloked at the statues of me
but uh
apparently i Hug camels or some shit idunno

WHOALYFDUCKING
I eman
it's... uh... frozen. All of it. Suddenly.

where do I put the... dor... in the fugin... pumptstack...

THeres' pillars by my old depot too?
man someone did not like my rfist depot
what was wrong with it 

HOLY SHIT
YOU GUYS!??!\
someones' making an artifact
at a craftderps'fs dorfs' shop
OUT OF MORE THAN ONE THIGN!?
LOGS and cltoh and peach-faced shit sadn satuff oh my XD


youo know wyore' re rdunk when
you look at somethign souper ovbvious and ur like
L"was that always ther"

water, ice , stocekpiile, boners, idunno lol
was it always there? or just now? 

hey, sweeets. meade a trade and only lost ,like 40000 dorfbucsk on it.
got a bucnh of steel crap to metl down

and other stuff too
food
metla crap
...socks. cajes with animals
LOSTA STUFF

ugh
everyodn's too busy "ahulidng shit" to do my diggign and cosntruction 
BOOOOO

hey, if I deconstrcut the depot
and desigante all the metal to be lemtled
and then rebuiltsdt the depot
should work right?
yes, will save time 

woops, almost forgot to buildt walls around the magma pumps ^)_^
could have been messy

more migtrants
94 dorfs now

WHOA
I thought iI was missing a coupple dorfs
turns out someone called "carp bait' has been mrudering people in the hallway 

gosh I hope this magma pump stack doestn' leak
although it seem to fllod with magam from the bottom
might have to automate it somewho, isntead of usign dorf powers to do the pumping

...waaaait.
I bet magema can melt uice UNDERNEATH it as well as above...
 
gotta decontsturct a pump and build a floor and pbuilt a pump ageain...

wait... was I supposed to..
FUCK
I ddidnt' did g a hole to... link the machiens... dammmit

T'S WINTER! you can tell by the snow
and the ice

I got... way more drunk than I intended to >_>

the traders want quivers and backpacks and earrings
and other stuff

OMG THERES A FORGOTTEN BEAST!
nematoeds aretn' toasd? okay
beward its sacles, its almost a hard as I get
HEYOOOO

er, nvm, its' all up in our fort already
okay, we got it
it's ded
so are a few dorfs, but, eh.


reminds me of Maplestory
"cc"
"cc plx"
MplAznPro: cc cc cc cc


all of my pump screws are called "frozen here" or "frozen eslewhere" and don't seem linked and Idunoe why 

oh, wahtever. I'm up way too late. it's 5AM, I got something done for the taco (kinda), blahhhh.

aaaaaaaah so dizzy Q_Q
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10964
go
have a... funn or

* shoruke sleep

[Scruffy]

spread rampant alcoholism.

And how does that differ from the current situation?

[Kamin]

spread rampant alcoholism.

And how does that differ from the current situation?

'zactly.

[MarcAFK]

Drunken macma pumpling. There is no way this can go wrong at all.

[Taupe]

Looks like it took al lot of effrot to maek soemthing shtis bad. Ia'm imsspresed.

Look, I tried to make like, a square, but i was so fucking wasted i couldn't remember the keys to enable box modes. So I made the best I could using mousing over things. Let me point you to the original:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Exploratory mining.
emphasys on exploratory
double emphasis on drunk.

YEAH, fuck that guy!
dont' actually, ghost dicks are prolly realiilly cold
i woudlnt' know

hilariously enough the linked screenshot contains both the mentioned ghost, AND the carp bait person going insane. then later on Shoruke goes ''OMG A CARP BAIT PERSON IS KILLING OTHERS DUDES WHAT''. Priceless.

OMG THERES A FORGOTTEN BEAST!
nematoeds aretn' toasd? okay
beward its sacles, its almost a hard as I get
HEYOOOO

Assuming it kills everyone, the people back in the mountainhomes will have a very fun times figuring out what exactly the beast was and how to fight it based on the overseer's last words.

So yeah, overall great turn. I may try to run this thing (not to the ground) this week, considering I have some nice amounts of beer at home and it's no longer party hard week, so the turns should be slightly less batshit fucking insane.

[Shoruke]

Actually, that FB isn't a threat anymore. In the time it took me to get the military off their asses, the civvies had killed it.

[Taupe]

Actually, that FB isn't a threat anymore. In the time it took me to get the military off their asses, the civvies had killed it.

Guess killing it wasn't as hard as one can get
HEYOOOO

[Bobnova]

"if I hit $200, I'll post pictures
If I hit $500, I'll post a video
If I hit $1000, I'll post a making-of fvideo
If I hit $1500, I'll do a live-feed and post the recording of it"

turn is currently underway, plz be patient

I live streamed a turn and posted the recording some time ago. Where's my $1500?


I think "the maore tyou knwo" is my new favorite quote.

[Shoruke]

I am loving this new poll.