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[Kamin]

Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.

Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)

I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.

Bomb 1 down.

Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!

Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin

There are FOUR ghosts, you sonofbeech! FOUR!

I love you, Scruffy.

Well, atleast the intial ghost won't be lonely. By the way, you might want to do something about those rotting horse and cow corpses in the dining hall. Or just leave them. Adds to the atmosphere

In THIS fort, all are equal! And guess who doesn't wanna haul bodies?

[Kamin]

I woke up naked with a gash on forehead, surrounded by a pile of detritus.

I took good notes and made it through a year. I'll be updating later.

[Bobnova]

I woke up naked with a gash on forehead, surrounded by a pile of detritus.

I took good notes and made it through a year. I'll be updating later.

lol, that's epically classic.
I think you just took Clover's cake.

Hope your head's more or less intact.

[MarcAFK]

I'm starting to think we may have a little alcohol problem here :p

[Naryar]

I'm starting to think we may have a little alcohol problem here :p

understatement of the millenium

tempted to get drunk this monday evening and play... though... I'm not sure.

also that upload will be probably pretty lulzy.

Well, atleast the intial ghost won't be lonely. By the way, you might want to do something about those rotting horse and cow corpses in the dining hall. Or just leave them. Adds to the atmosphere

In THIS fort, all are equal! And guess who doesn't wanna haul bodies?

Welcome to fucking Beerbattles ! Hope you like miasma !

[Scruffy]

Wait, what the hell happened during that turn? Magma inside the fortress? Tantrums? Killing traders?
How many months did it take to escalate to this? Damn, now I want to download the save and see what has become of this shortlifed fortress.

edit: Aww shit. That one tile that led to the leak was designated to be dug out during my turn but shouldn't they have cancelled it because of "warm stone"? Damn it, your turn was short and magmafilled because of leftover dig orders from my turn. Sorry

[Naryar]

Damn it, your turn was short and magmafilled because of leftover dig orders from my turn. Sorry

but magmafilled turns are the BEST turns !

[Scruffy]

Um, Kamin, any chance of getting the full save instead of just the world.sav? I'm not sure if it can be used by itself.

[Kamin]

Now I remember why I didn't upload the whole thing or to DFFD. Christ, that was horrific.

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9274

[uggi]

I'll take a shot at this if it's ok? Got a few scotch drinks down already. Could update the save to 40.06 also.

[Bobnova]

I'll take a shot at this if it's ok? Got a few scotch drinks down already. Could update the save to 40.06 also.

It's not just OK.
It is inevitable.

[uggi]

I'll take a shot at this if it's ok? Got a few scotch drinks down already. Could update the save to 40.06 also.

It's not just OK.
It is inevitable.

All right then. There are five dorfs alive, who should I dorf? I'm takign one of them, so that's four left to redorf.

[Bobnova]

Ha, well, me for starters.
Probably Kamin, he dealt this mess and had a turn recently. Scruffy is inevitable. Maybe Clover to entice her to take a turn soon.

[Scruffy]

I get the distinct feeling that this fort's days are numbered so don't be too scared to start a new one when it falls. 2/3 of the fort seem to be slowly getting filled with magma (and the caverns are a sea of obsidian)

[uggi]

Okayh then, here goes-. Iäll try not to fix any typoes.



First of all, I stardted with  Famous Grtouse. Highland Bird I bnought today[taking a sip] Yeah, mnot so goood as the Grouse. I think I'll save the rest of the grouse for another occasion.

Tried to watch an epixsode of Eastbound &d Own while wqaiting for the scothcd to work insidne my branins. A saad episode it was, i think Kenny died.

Okay,. Time ot dorf some dorfs!