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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Yoink

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2415 on: July 27, 2014, 04:16:17 am »
I have a few beers handy, but nowhere near enough to get smashed... and currently I'm too broke to buy more booze.

That turn was freaking awesome. Definitely a few brilliant quotes in there. There were several moments where things just deteriorated into gibberish and I have absolutely no idea what Scruffy was on about. A+! :D
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2416 on: July 27, 2014, 05:42:28 am »
Based on the text, I assume that Scruffy has drunk at least twice the lethal dose for normal human.
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Quote from: kefkakrazy on November 18, 2013, 08:01:50 pm
Welcome to Murdermachines. Try the gecko sauce; it's delectable and delightful, a wonderful blend of savory and spicy that makes any dish delicious without being too overwhelming.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2417 on: July 27, 2014, 06:23:59 am »
Great turn! What are we gonna do about the magma?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2418 on: July 27, 2014, 07:38:38 am »
I don't think anyone even knows how it started to leak in first place, much less how it should be stopped.
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Quote from: kefkakrazy on November 18, 2013, 08:01:50 pm
Welcome to Murdermachines. Try the gecko sauce; it's delectable and delightful, a wonderful blend of savory and spicy that makes any dish delicious without being too overwhelming.

(Warning: Do not ask about the manufacturing process for gecko sauce)
(Warning: Gecko sauce may cause acute respiratory failure on contact)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2419 on: July 27, 2014, 08:21:14 am »
Quote from: Scruffy on July 26, 2014, 11:51:42 am
magma. everywhere. why did I DO THIS! OH HONk! MUYST DUIG CLOWNX TO  CONTIN the MAgmA! DIG CLOWNS! YES!  COANTAIN
Oh scruffy, clowns don't contain magma.
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Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on March 26, 2012, 09:11:55 pm
They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2420 on: July 27, 2014, 10:28:00 am »
Scruffy's turn confuses the fuck out of me. And I thought I wrote randomly while drunk. but !!MAGMA!!

I thiiink i may be able to make sense out of it.

Also, don't kill yourself, man...
« Last Edit: July 27, 2014, 10:34:48 am by Naryar »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2421 on: July 27, 2014, 11:29:01 am »
Seems like wrote some lyrics from the songs i was listening at the time for some reason and a dorf version of Where there's a whip there's a way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
Also, it wasn't really a week's worth of booze but was only supposed to last me a week since I don't have any more.
Quote from: Naryar on July 27, 2014, 10:28:00 am
Also, don't kill yourself, man...
Wait, what?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2422 on: July 27, 2014, 11:31:59 am »
Was that a whole year? I imagine not, since I don't remember seeing anything about migrants.

I just finished a 500 ml beer at dinner. To get drunk or to not get drunk, that is the question... I don't even know if I can save this place.
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« Reply #2423 on: July 27, 2014, 11:36:19 am »
Quote from: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 11:31:59 am
To get drunk or to not get drunk, that is the question...

That is quite possibly the silliest question I have heard in my life. And Kamin of all people asked it! I thought more highly of you, Kamin.
* Yoink tsks with disapproval.


Now, hurry up and start the turn. :P
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2424 on: July 27, 2014, 11:38:33 am »
Quote from: Yoink on July 27, 2014, 11:36:19 am
Quote from: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 11:31:59 am
To get drunk or to not get drunk, that is the question...

That is quite possibly the silliest question I have heard in my life. And Kamin of all people asked it! I thought more highly of you, Kamin.
* Yoink tsks with disapproval.


Now, hurry up and start the turn. :P
*Sniffs condescendingly*
The answer is, of course, not to get drunk.
*Looks down nose*
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Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2425 on: July 27, 2014, 12:43:22 pm »
Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.


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I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.

Bomb 1 down.

Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!

Yoink made a masterpiece door. Can't find it, but don't care.

Bomb 3 dow. A lot like drinking paint thinner. The two Guizhou bombs were terrible. The Sichuan bomb wasn't bad. Moving on to the local bomb now. HUNAN REPRESENT!

Fuck. Might as well be from Guizhou.

Somenody went missing. Don't care.

Somebody else went missing. AussieWinter. I don't know why. Ane he's name. So I care. Fuck. Clover is gone too. I don't honestly know what th ehell happened. I think I', drunk.
Fourth guy missing. What the fuck?

Drank bomb 4.

BAHAHAHAHA, goblin siege is killing fuking everybody! I am crying with laughter at the SoundSense piano "dead/midding" sing

I saw the magma, but then I forgot about it. Also, everybody is sdead. There ewas a siege.

Drank all the boms and beer. Deal with it.

Here are some pictures. I don't understand things.

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I don't knoe. Hfgf'x ghf sa .\aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


I'm currently having a sbit time uploadibg the save,

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/82481316/save/region1/world.sav



« Last Edit: July 28, 2014, 04:54:27 am by Kamin »
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« Reply #2426 on: July 27, 2014, 12:45:01 pm »
* Th4DwArfy1 is escorted non-too-gently from the thread by the Captain of The Guard.

I wish we still had Hammerers. :( "Advocating abstinence from booze? That's a hammerin'."
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2427 on: July 27, 2014, 01:46:03 pm »
Quote from: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 12:43:22 pm
Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.


Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)

I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.

Bomb 1 down.

Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!

Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2428 on: July 27, 2014, 01:56:09 pm »
Quote from: Scruffy on July 27, 2014, 01:46:03 pm
Quote from: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 12:43:22 pm
Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.


Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)

I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.

Bomb 1 down.

Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!

Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin
There are FOUR ghosts, you sonofbeech! FOUR!

I love you, Scruffy.
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« Reply #2429 on: July 27, 2014, 02:00:25 pm »
Quote from: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 01:56:09 pm
Quote from: Scruffy on July 27, 2014, 01:46:03 pm
Quote from: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 12:43:22 pm
Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.


Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)

I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.

Bomb 1 down.

Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!

Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin
There are FOUR ghosts, you sonofbeech! FOUR!

I love you, Scruffy.
Well, atleast the intial ghost won't be lonely. By the way, you might want to do something about those rotting horse and cow corpses in the dining hall. Or just leave them. Adds to the atmosphere
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist
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