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[Siquo]

The lengths we go through for this game...

I'd like to be re-dorfed again as well.

For the quotes:

20:245 - All right now I feel frunk.

Dat's magic, right there.

[MaximumZero]

The lengths we go through for this game...

I'd like to be re-dorfed again as well.

For the quotes:

20:245 - All right now I feel frunk.

Dat's magic, right there.

I'd like to be redorfed, too. MaxClone1, awaiting orders!

[Jervill]

This is going to get harder and harder to do as the FPS drops as the game goes on.  It will be difficult to remain drunk throughout the time needed, Clover's escapades are only the start.

[Clover Magic]

I'm up.  Yeah, it took almost four hours of playthrough last night, so I had a steady supply of coke and vodka.  Nasty.  No hangover once again though, so life is good.

Also, my drunk self thought 49 screenshots were appropriate.  Half my playtime was taking screenshots.  I'll get those up sometime today.

I also don't pity whoever plays next.  Looking at this sober...what was I doing.

[Yoink]

Oh man, awesome stuff!
Just read the last few turns, that was hilarious.

[Clover Magic]

You discover more writings in the journal.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

20:26 - Fort loaded.   MIASMA NO ROTTING PECKAIO FUCK EACO FFFFFFF PEaCOCK of fuck it caplsok.


PUPPIES.

SPilled coke/vodka  on leg. ):


First step in kakign soap.  Woot.

It is really fuckiongf hard ot assign skills druinlk.  Bobnova now helping with soap[ effort.  NEED OAP.


Digging to the UNDOERWORLD.

Rwalixed XanaODRIJK oops capslock Xanafdprf  is one one I gave cheesemaking too.  ollololol..

I can't type even when not completely blasted. ): <--Very caRTEFUL ffff capslock is my enemy,.


Xanadorf is discoveirng underwotrl!

No nest boxes ytet.  WHY NO NEST BOXES.

Wtrex misp[laced job item.  Not surew why;.  I HATE THIS KEYBOARD.


Smoothign boulders is hard when wyour're drunk. ):

Have not nthroewn up yet!  Great success.

Dorfs working.


MOARE DIGGING.


Y U doing this to me Peregar ):

-lost screenshot-
KITTENS<>  YATY!  I lvoe vcats.  Especially since you can patuskj trem.

I really can't type.; ):

-lost screenshot-
Everyone is foing things!  Excep my dorf, who is still in weird statsis in bed.

Added shot of chocolate vodka to coke.

IUt';s like Chthlutlu voklda drink. ):

Listening toi VCocalouid hard rock.  Yay!

FUCK YEHA MICORLINE.


SOAP.


Abandoned plan d s for old fortewess.


OOPS>  ITY'S IN MY WA. ):


Dorfs sdrinking./

Have also discovered far more nice ot just liety se3lf lean right.

+1 shoit.  Chocolate vodka + diet coke - not all that sidgusting.

Disttacted b y [ponies.  TYPING SKLILL IS RUSTY.


Maor copper.


SOAP.


Found marble.  Caveroinm?

EVERYBODY MAKES SOPA.  EVERYBODY.


MIGRAQNTS.


Our mighty fortress now numbers 12.  HUZZAH./

Slabs for eevyerone.

SOm much orthoclase.  No m uch.

Canh'[t spell youtube., _): _1 shot.


LOL SKIPPED AKLLK CAVERNS>


Cound  Cavern.


WELL NO SHIT HIS GHOST WAS HAUNTING US.

PITCHBLENHDE.  MUST DIG OU*T.

Also found secnd vlocano.


KOBOLDS FUCK OFF>

SO much grabite.


Yay!


Gotta dfetour.


wut gremlin wit


BEING ATTACKE D BY C HIOSTS.  GHOSTS.  WHATEVER>


So much dorf blod.


Ghost tore off his hand. ):


Drathla in stairvase.  ):

Feel kinda sick..


You're like 50 nzlevels underground why.


CARAVAN


In true drof fashion even thoughj expidetion leader Misko is sleeping.


Trading for dtuff.


What doirfs want for trade follwing year.

Traded stuff.


Found tyhird cabern.


Adamantine!


Putting people ti rest.


SO much miasma. ):


Wrex II is unhappy. ):


Lord INquistor lost leg sometime when wasn't looking. The fuck?


Apparenlty I haVe fighting-capable dwarfves and wa snot aware of iyt.


found his leg.

My dorf still being "interuppted by magma crab' why.


Moar misama.


Some ghost is following Kamin.


Weel never seen that before.,


Monkies beenn so long on map they're giving birth.


WAIT EHAT IS GOING ONB

Well my first dorf died ):

TROGL:ODYTES


SO many monkiies.


misko saving more dorf livesd./


FInsally ghost babvy is gone.

WE HAVE NO BOOXE

Xanadorf was in hospital again./  Large nrat in fortress, now dead and butchering.

So many mon,. ffff MONKIIES.

SPRING HAS ARRIVED.

Everything past this point is unintelligible.  You put the journal back.


Save can be found here.

So ends my year of Drunk Fortress, reclaiming.  Uh....it's a trainwreck, guys.  Not gonna lie.  I apparently lost my mind sometime while playing.  The next poor drunken sod gets to take it from here!

[Jervill]

Awesome, just awesome.

Also, request Dorfing as 'Jervill 2' from whoever's next.

[Xantalos]

Huh. Apparently I'm a hospital dorf. That means I might live through the inevitable tantrum spiral, so that's good.

[Bobnova]

Last night got interrupted by Fiance.
She and the kids are at the beach for a few hours, I'm seriously contemplating a sunday boozefest. Raiders are getting stomped
That's a second good reason to drink.

EDIT:
Looked around a bit sober (or close enough, 1shot doesn't get me very far). It's not the most trashed fort out there.
My computer (3770k@3700MHz, ram at 2133-8-10-7 1600-9-9-9[whoops]) runs at the default 100/50 FPS cap, we're good there if you're on modern hardware.
On an atom or something... good luck.

It's shot+shot+shower+shot time I think. Then we'll see if I'm dorfish enough for DF.
It's a beautiful sunny day outside, all the more reason to stay inside and drink and avoid the sunburn


2.EDIT:
It's on. Just hit shot #4.
Further updates as events warrant.
I'll probably kick off after shot6 or so.
Gotta fold some laundry to make Fiance happy and offset her coming home to Drunken Bobnova 

[misko27]

Awesome. Expedition Misko is Diagnosing. And sleeping. Sleeping menas i'm not tantruming.

Found alot of things undergraound haven't you?

[Bobnova]

Quick break for Disc Golf (I love disk golf!) then I'll be back and DFing.
Might livestream it, if y'all want to want.
pretty sure I can run a direct screencap that also capctures my audio. If not there's always the chat window.
We can bring DF to a whole new (rather sad, from the Real World Perspective (but screw them) but whatever) level!
WHO'S WITH ME!?


Seriously though, if anybody is interested they can see my turn live in a couple/few hours. Disc Golf takes around 1:40 on the course I'm headed to if discs don't end up in the busges.
They do end up in bushes, so 1:50-2h is the average right now.
Given my current state (HAPPEH! lol) and the need for me to find a ride it might take a few hours before I'm back.
Rest assured however, Fiance won't tempt me to go to bed this time. I'm deditcated to the Drunk Fortress cause.
Partly because I love the idea, and partly because there's a SWARM OF (@&$* MONKEYS on the roof of this place.
They're swarming quite nicely, really. Tons of 'em up there.
I'm gpoing to try to slam the door so that thrre are fewer paths for them, and (crucially) they cannot leave even if they figure out the path.
So far they haven't I guess, it's weird.

Actually I'ma take another shot now (#6, see postscript for timeline) and start my turn.
I'll try to resist winding my ram speed back up to where it goes unless FPS drps.
(I'm an overclocker / extreme bencher, it's reayl hard for my to run my computer at stock settings, or in this case with the ram underclocked)



edit:
Hey the Post Script (P.S.) might be useful.
A shot timeline!
#1, ~20ml, 12:16pm. Tito's with Blueberries I threw into it last night. Tasted like titos, which is pretty good.
#2, ~33ml, 1:30ish pm. Viking Fjord. I love this stuff.
#3: ~33ml, 1:40pm. Post-hot-shpwer. Vking Fjord. Still good.
#4: ~35ml, Not long afoter #3. More Viking Fjord.
#5: ~33ml, 1:55ish.
#6: About to be taken (~33ml), 2:18.

Then disc golf.
Then DF.

[arclance]

Do you have a fast enough upload speed to stream Dwarf Fortress in at a intelligible quality?
I don't think the tiles survive video compression very well since they are so small.
The last person I saw try a livestream did not have a fast enough connection and you could not make anything out, it was just a terrible blur.

[Bobnova]

Probably.
I'll play ironhand on the largest zoom setting. I can't see especially well at the best of times. Drunk I may have to zoom in.
Worst case I can drop my monitor's res, but I think that if I stream on livestea with procaster (which, as a sidenote, totals an Atom CPU and gives like 40s delay. Should be fine on this ivy bridge thing espwecially if I creank the ram up) it;lkk gi out in HD quality.
What sort of HD (720p? 1080p?) is hard to say, but it should be recognizeable.
I'm going to find my socks (don't play disc golf without socks. Or DF, for that matter) and then start my turn incuding test-stream.
In theory mu ride will get here shortly, so it'll be briedf.
I'll post it, though.
In a new post even, so it shows up as a new post.
Does this forum even care about double/teriple/quad posting?

[Siquo]

it was just a terrible blur.

Yeah, that tends to happen when your turn comes.

[Siquo]

Does this forum even care about double/teriple/quad posting?

I think so, but I think it's allowed for specific occasions, and this is one
Too bad that I really need my sleep tonight, and won't be able to follow your livestream. In any case: good luck!