I forgot my dinner in the oven. Crispy. Time for a pint.
I suppose I am drunk enough so lets gets dorfing.
Bah, running hte fort with phoebus causes so many strange textrues.
Should have done a clean install.
3rd Granite
Named some poor old fisherdorf as Scruffy. Why is everyone so unhappy? Man, this fort is a mess. Seriously, what the heck has bee n going on.
Poured another pint. Strarting to feel somewhat drunken. Bobnava is tantrumming along with half of the fort.Seems like a fishery worker tried to hurt poor old scruffy. scruffy killed im.
That should show him. Ordered the other stairway to the depths to be sealed. Too many crawling thingies killiong the dorfs.Funny thing, there is a cave crawler named mato. Mato means worm in finnish. Worms tend to crawls.
10th Granite
Out of booze. Where the heck is the still and kitchen? Serously, wher e the heck is it?
We were missing a wront gate. build us one. Got rid of hte darn stairways to the top. too many critters crawling in.
Found th ekitchens. The entier upper fort and buoldingxz was forbidden. poor dorflings couldnt brew more booze.
15th Granite
A farmer was scaring all the dwarves. Kept trying to kill them and all. DFussies. A goblin killed him soon after. Hurray!
Wrex is punching peasants. An ogress seems to be killing goblins.
26th Granite
Ok, seems like i hav passed the point of intoxiacation and entered a state of drunkeness. What the heck is with these controls? i thought that kitcher was in hte z menyu after stocks, tnot before.
Argh, my spelling. Better pay more attention to it from now on. I have to fix every ´word after writing it yet I still leave errors. Better leave atlest some in. Adds flavor.
Bobnava seems to be running around naked. mad as a kobold i say.
5th of slade
Just found the bedrooms. This fort is a messl.
Screw this
Scruffy likes sheep? what the heck? what am i? welsh? I need anothe4 pint
What the heck is a capuchin and why is it killing my dorfs?
2oth of slade
the fort is doomed. everyone has been tantrumming since i started and they only stop fighting in order to pass out or to kill someone. Someone started brooding and made a honeybee amulet.
26th slade
We got migrants. 29 of them. all sane and mostly well fed. we are safed! The original inhabitants seem to be slowly killing eachother out. Who is this cheese mistress and why is she interrupting everyone else?
Someone destroyed the gates. Again. Also, clover and wrex are still trying to kill everything with a beard.
10th felshite
seems like Clover and Wrex have finally stopped. Wrex went insane and Clover got clobbered by a farmer.
Alsom Why is tere so muvh pee? Next time must stronger drinks, not liters of weak ones,
Time for another pint.
Wrex's final moments:
[spoiler]
20th felshite.
Elves! Stinking elves! Come to steal our corpses and pollute oru precious bodily fluids.
bobnava bobbed his last nava. Just as dead as the rest of the fort. many of he migrants have already been slaughtered.
25th felshite
Do we have a depot? Captain Peregar is the only living named dwarf still tantrumming. (or living)
The mayor is killing dogs and peahens.
Screw this, Im building a safe haven for scruffy junior, son of scruffy.
8th hematite
I'm consentrating all our remaining resources and sane dorflings on building my safe little spot for scruffy, away from all the maddness opf the fort.
What the hck is this? Scruffy junior likes reindeers and actually saw one recently? I have gone from being welsh to being lappish. What next? ppoodles?
what do you mean they are starving and dieing of thirst? No water to drink or mushrooms to munch? let them drink whiskey and eat cake!
Finished digging us an above ground farm.
5th malachite
The dwarves are killing a herd o rhinoceros
Lost count of my drinks. Bollocksö!
11th Malachite
12 more sane dwaves have arrived!
19th Malachite
Why are the troggolytes killing us? I didnt kniow that we were in the caverns.
10tu gALENA
Started filling the above ground farms with water
18th galena
A weremammoth and a caravan full of humans? Why the heck would the want to come here? there is noting of val7e in here-
There are dead dwarves in the new farms! Oops
You knlow what would be fun? a magkma cannojn to burn all the tamtrummers
7th klimestone
I ordered a carpenter's workshop to be built motnsh ago but I still hasnt been build. Unsuspended it and it got suspended again by a "interrupted by a giraffe". what in armok's name is a giraffe doing in the middle of our fortress?
Realized that the new farmlands wer e not in soil. A swordgobbo is stalkimg them from one level above
ghosts are wrecking havock in the fortress. One is howling and one is constantly flipping over tables.
17th Limestone
Where the heck is our depot?
Ran out of cider and realized that I had already drunk a glass of my own brewings.
20th Limestone
15 more migrants. Funnt things. No matter how many more we get we stiöö dont seem to be growing our bpopulatiosn
7th Sandstone
Seems löike I have aved the fort from dieing of thirst and the dorfs have stopped tantrumming (too much). Havent had time to dio much else.
Why is there cave spider silk on top of Scruffy's personal haven? Bloody builders, always playing with animals instead of building.
8th timber
The fortres is a mess. I stopped trying to make sense of ti a long time ago. Continued with the magma cannon that serves no use. Improved brewwing capabilities.
Realized that our military capacity fro the kast year has been a signel dorfg with a ciopper crossbow.
Werehedgehog. Took me a moment to realized that I was in paint, not df so no commands were getting reqistered.
13th timber
Ambush. Curse them!
Realized rtht my lever to the gate wasnt linked. Crap
16 Timber
The last stike on my magmaelevator was made. A glorious pile of rocky junk crashed dpwnm.
Crud, instead of a glorious stairway to hell I ended up with a big hole leading ot nowehrer
6th moonstone
Our farms were set to use fertilizer. No wonder we were in troube.
Made some hammers. Turns out that our only crossbowdwarf was a hammerdowrf withsout a hammer.
Drunk
Why do we have a coprrridor full of spears and a dead doe rabbits?
12th opal
I hate to inform that our last surviving namded dorf has perished. Captain something died in an unfortubnate magma accident. Cause of dead ubknown. Forgot one corner of my magma cannon. minor leaks killed evertythuing in the area.
4th Obsidian
Some dwarf pilled the lever inside the have and left. Now the oor is closed and nopone is inside. Crap.-
Oops
10th of Obsidian
I still donät knwo what is going on in this fort.
Another ambush. I still donät underdstant why any sane goblin would want to coime here. There is nothing but giraffes, cave crawlers and magma in here.
20t´h Obsidian
Yet anopther ambush.
Magmacannon is ready! Not that iut really matter anywayl. the darn thing has been leaking magma for months and I doubt that it could push out any more than it already leaks when used.
25th Obsidian
Managed to seal the magma leak by building floors 2 floors above and dropping water. Cnannon Is truly ready!
Stuff happened. Thje end.
1st Granite
Scruffy junior is dead. Killed by a Goblin axeman. Redwarved so all hail the Scruffy junior junior. Time to hand over to the next unfortunate player. You can redwarrf everyone.
I fleel like I ditn makae to do anything except a few personal projects. HAve fune with the followup. A.lteast it wilkl be easier that my start with the whole fort tantrumming.
I still donät have any idea of what actually happened during my year. All I know that I was ssupposed to be studying physical chemistry tonight byt insted I spent the whole evening dorfing around.
All I know is that all the dwarves are dwarves on the outsidew but inside they have hearts and sould of kobolds. That was a cpompliment
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