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Scelly9

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Rustle through the bar's garbage for food.
[6] It appears they through away some wonderful gourmet food. A lot of it. John eats until he is full.
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NESgamer190

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That hit the spot!  They did say one man's trash was another man's treasure...  now to try and fabricate a hat out of a garbage can lid.
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Scelly9

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Fabricate a hat out of a garbage can lid.
4+1=[5] You create a wonderful tin sailors hat!
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NESgamer190

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Hmm...  John here seems to have some good work with tin...  Let's see now...  John's head seems to be worthy of the masterpiece, so let's get that tin hat on!
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Put hat on head.
[6] You put the hat on your head masterfully! It cuts your forehead a bit though.
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NESgamer190

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Oh dear...  a small cut on forehead...  better seek some form of medical attention at this point.  Last thing we want is that fancy tinfoil hat to be stained in John's blood.
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Scelly9

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seek medical attention.
[1] You pass out.

Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic 2-2=[0]
-MrWillsauce 5-1=[4]
-NESgamer190 5-2=[3]
-Markressler [4]
-ReDeadEr 6-1=[5]
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ReDeadEr

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Well that went... poorly. But come on, John, rise and shine. You're not dead yet. Wake up and smell the... bar garbage.
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Scelly9

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[3] You wake up, and it appears your head wound has mostly healed. However, It's getting dark.

Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic 2-2=[0]
-MrWillsauce 6-1=[5]
-NESgamer190 3-2=[1]
-Markressler [1]
-ReDeadEr 1-2=[-1]
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MrWillsauce

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Perceive various pieces of junk as my cat and ask them how to get home. Also yell at them for my head wound.
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Scelly9

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Perceive various pieces of junk as my cat and ask them how to get home.
[5] They give you very good and comprehensive directions!
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MrWillsauce

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Once home, check pantry and fridge.
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Scelly9

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Once home, check pantry and fridge.
[2] You manage to get home, unfortunately you have no food.

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-GreenStarFanatic 2-2=[0]
-MrWillsauce 5-2=[3]
-NESgamer190 5-2=[3]
-Markressler [2]
-ReDeadEr 6-2=[4]
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ReDeadEr

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Welp, looks like you're going to have to head to the grocery store, John.
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Scelly9

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To the grocery store.
[6] You get to the very expensive store across town!
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