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[Greenstarfanatic]

Hey, John! Let's go get some shoes!

Some nice ones, though. Don't go dumpster-diving or any of that crap you usually do.

[Scelly9]

Hey, John! Let's go get some shoes! Some nice ones, though.

[5] You find a shoe store, but you have no money! Luckily, John is surprisingly competent for once and gets a five-fingered discount.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Now, let's HIT THE BAR!

Not literally, though. I've learned to tell you that since you broke your hand when I said 'Hit the Road'.

But seriously, let's get some drinks.

[Scelly9]

Let's get some drinks.

3+1=[4] You have no trouble finding a bar, but they only give you a couple free drinks. And it's only water.

Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic 2-1=[1]
-MrWillsauce 2-1=[1]
-NESgamer190 [6]
-Markressler [4]

[ReDeadEr]

((Can I join? I'm pretty sure I sent a signup PM a few days ago.))

[Scelly9]

Your in!

[NESgamer190]

Perhaps smuggling a bit of food is in hand...  Find someone's dish and swipe it and run with those shoes!  John's already a kleptomaniac...  let's run with it!

[Scelly9]

Find someone's dish and swipe it and run!

[2] You grab a small bowl of peanuts and try and run away! You trip and throw them everywhere! A rather burly gentleman comes up to you, he looks menacing.


Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic 6-1=[5]
-MrWillsauce 3-1=[2]
-NESgamer190 1-1=[0]
-Markressler [3]
-ReDeadEr [5]

(Re)Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic 6-1=[5]
-ReDeadEr [1]

[Greenstarfanatic]

Now, now, I'm sure he knows you didn't mean it...

Maybe you can convince him to buy you a few...dozen drinks.

[Scelly9]

Convince him to buy you a few drinks.

5+1-1=[5] He buys you a dozen drinks! Most of them are straight vodka!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Well, now that you have drinks, why don't you drink them.

Yes.

ALL OF THEM.

[Scelly9]

Drink them.

[3] You drink 9 before puking. The bartender kicks you out.

Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic 1-2=[-1]
-MrWillsauce 5-1=[4]
-NESgamer190 6-1=[5]
-Markressler [2]
-ReDeadEr [6]

[ReDeadEr]

Alright, now I know you're probably pretty mad about getting thrown out of the bar, John, but the important thing here is to remain calm.

And then throw something through one of the bar's windows, preferably a window near where the bartender should be. Something like a brick.

[Scelly9]

And then throw brick through one of the bar's windows.

[2] You are unable to find a loose brick.

Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic 3-2=[1]
-MrWillsauce 1-1=[0]
-NESgamer190 6-1=[5]
-Markressler [4]
-ReDeadEr 5-1=[4]

[NESgamer190]

This is unfortunate...  better rustle through the bar's garbage for some food.  John's probably starving after that puking incident...