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[Scelly9]

Kick 'im in the face!

[2] You kick yourself in the shin! Ouch!

[3] He hurts his hand on your ribs!


Johnstatus:
-Broken Nose
-Mildly Cut Forehead
-Bruised Shin

Roll for Control!
-GreenStarFanatic [1]
-MrWillsauce [3]
-NESgamer190 4-1=[3]
-hachnslay [6]
-ReDeadEr 5-1=[4]

[hachnslay]

throw the hats into the man's face, then run away bravely.
(24 hour reaction time. not one of my best moves)

[Scelly9]

throw the hats into the man's face, then run away bravely.

[1] You try and throw the hat! Then you fall over! He grabs the hat and... [5] Kicks you in the ribs. He leaves!

Johnstatus:
-Broken Nose
-Mildly Cut Forehead
-Bruised Shin
-Cracked Rib

Roll for Control!
-GreenStarFanatic [4]
-MrWillsauce [4]
-NESgamer190 3-1=[2]
-hachnslay 5-1=[4]
-ReDeadEr 6-1=[5]

[ReDeadEr]

You should probably head to the Hospital, John. That guy kicked the crap out of you pretty handily. Which I blame entirely on you. Not the fault of the voices in your head if you're horrible at everything.

[Scelly9]

Head to the Hospital.

[5] You head to the hospital. There's not too much wait in the waiting room.

Johnstatus:
-Broken Nose (Splinted)
-Mildly Cut Forehead (Stitched)
-Bruised Shin
-Cracked Rib (Bound))

[ReDeadEr]

Alright, now we can head to the grocery store. Let's spend our ill-gotten wallet-gains on not starving.

[Scelly9]

Head to the grocery store.

[6] You head to the store, and find a 20 on the pavement.

Johnstatus:
Money: $20 (+ wallet)
-Broken Nose (Splinted)
-Mildly Cut Forehead (Stitched)
-Bruised Shin
-Cracked Rib (Bound))

[ReDeadEr]

Sweet! Everything's going better than expected. Let's head into the store and buy us some groceries. Fancy groceries.

[Scelly9]

Buy us some groceries.

[3] You find some normal groceries. Before checking out you remember to check the prices, they add up to 37 dollars.

Johnstatus:
Money: $20 (+ wallet)
-Broken Nose (Splinted)
-Mildly Cut Forehead (Stitched)
-Bruised Shin
-Cracked Rib (Bound))

[ReDeadEr]

See how much money's in the wallet. If that's not enough, head outside(Tell 'em you left your grocery money on your car's dashboard) and find a brick.

[Scelly9]

See how much money's in the wallet.

There's $[80] and [96] cents!

[ReDeadEr]

Oh... 'Kay then, pay for the groceries. And then let one of the other voices take over, 'cause I got nothing right now.

[Scelly9]

Pay for the groceries

[4] You pay and leave.

Johnstatus:
Money: $100.96
-Broken Nose (Splinted)
-Mildly Cut Forehead (Stitched)
-Bruised Shin
-Cracked Rib (Bound))

Roll for Control!
-GreenStarFanatic [1]
-MrWillsauce [1]
-NESgamer190 1-1=[0]
-hachnslay 2-1=[1]
-ReDeadEr 1-2=[-1]

Wat. The. Fak.

(Re)Roll for Control!
-GreenStarFanatic [3]
-MrWillsauce [5]
-NESgamer190 2-1=[1]
-hachnslay 1-1=[0]
-ReDeadEr 4-2=[2]

[MrWillsauce]

Jon uses all of the ingredients and their packaging to assemble a lasagna in the parking lot. If we perceive Lardass to attempt to eat our creation, beat him mercilessly with our hat.