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[Yoink]

So, dream-me was searching on the internet for info on Jim Morrison.
Not sure what I needed it for, but somehow my dream self was being a dumb-head and had forgotten his first name. I typed a few different names into google with the surname 'Morrison' and eventually ended up on some website about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Somehow, from there the dream shifted to a gameshow based on the RRHF. It was hosted by Jack Black, and was incredibly bizarre. He was standing at some sort of lectern-thing before a small studio audience, and after a bunch of talking that I cannot remember, eventually called out an audience member to be a contestant.
The guy was pretty fat and had a receding hairline, but he seemed like a nice guy with a sense of humour.

The first challenge involved some sort of trivia, I believe, and he passed it with ease.
Then he had to go through some door into another room off the main one, presumably to retrieve something/reach an objective. As he waddled off, Jack Black said into some sort of radio in a stage whisper, "Send out the security guard, but dressed in high heels and drag!" or something along those lines.
Here the camera angle shifted so that it sort of showed the audience and JB in the main room, as well as the room on the other side of the door. Sure enough, as the contestant walked in, coming from a corridor leading somewhere behind the stage was this 'security guard', dressed in a wig, short skirt, high heels and a lot of makeup- it was actually some sort of animatronic balloon, but it was well-made enough that it approached the guy and started trying to knock him over.

The guy seemed to stand no chance against the balloon-guard, scrambling away from it on the floor.
At this point Jack Black revealed a rule/'mechanic' of the show where the contestant could go back to the start of the stage and reach through this small, rectangular hole just above ground level, and point at a random audience member to help them.
So the guy did, and happened to point at this pudgy, over-eager kid with a crazy mop of frizzy red hair.
The kid excitedly ran down through the door and tackled the balloon-creature from behind, grabbing it around the middle while the first contestant stomped/jumped on it repeatedly until it popped, resulting in a very loud bang and a shout of surprise from the guy holding it.

Then they moved on, and my memory gets a bit hazy, but I know either the next stage or the one after it involved some platforms in this weird purple room, where they were being attacked by more balloons, and they ended up calling in another audience member to help- who happened to be me.

I managed to save the day with some new strategy against the balloons, as well as a wooden splinter I found on the floor. I believe we ended up just standing still whilst the balloons (normal balloon-shape this time) ran towards us and hit the splinter.

Later on I think the dream morphed into a mashup of the gameshow and Crash Bash, the PS1 party game.
It was fun, whatever happened. That's all I can remember.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Mine was... strange.
I was playing a game on my phone, which looked like one of those Blackberry phones, and the game looked like one of those made in RPG Maker, but at the same time I was the character, despite looking from a topdown perspective. It was one of those horror games, like Misao, except pink was everywhere and I didn't see anything horrory. So there I was, walking and interacting with random objects in a house in which everything was pink when I walked into a rather... disturbing scene.
Namely, a threesome.
And then the dream ended.

[Loud Whispers]

Mine was... strange.
I was playing a game on my phone, which looked like one of those Blackberry phones, and the game looked like one of those made in RPG Maker, but at the same time I was the character, despite looking from a topdown perspective. It was one of those horror games, like Misao, except pink was everywhere and I didn't see anything horrory. So there I was, walking and interacting with random objects in a house in which everything was pink when I walked into a rather... disturbing scene.
Namely, a threesome.
And then the dream ended.

You inspect the lamp.
This is a pink lamp.
You inspect the wall.
The walls are pink.
You open the door.
Inside the room is a threesome.
Continue playing?
y/n
n
Game over, thank you for playing LSD simulator 2014

[SnugglePie]

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I was a Jedi on a planet controlled by Separatists during the Clone wars. I was accompanied by Mace Windu. We were on a mission to assasinate someone but I didn't know who our target was for most of the dream. Unfortunately, I forgot the first half of the dream. Anyway, we fought our way through small groups of droids and mercenaries. We avoided large concentrations of enemies. I think we were fleeing after we failed to accomplish our task. Eventually, we got into a dead end. There were tall walls on three sides and there was a tall hill in the direction where we came from. We couldn't go back because we were sure there was a huge number of enemies chasing us. Windu requested air support and immediate evacuation as we were unable to reach the designated extraction area.
Four mercenaries with blaster rifles arrived on top of the hill and they started to fire at us. Only now I realized what weapon I had. It was more of a spear than a lightsaber. It was a 2.5 meters long pole with a green lightsaber blade on one end, about 30 cm in length. This proved to be a less than good choice. While Windu deflected enemy shots easily, I flailed my spear around trying to deflect shots with very little success. I was forced to mostly dodge and I'm pretty sure I was more dangerous to Windu than the enemies.
Windu managed to kill one mercenary with a deflected shot. Another mercenary pulled a lightsaber out of somewhere and started to slowly advance downhill towards us. A droid armed with a lightsaber appeared on top of the hill and stopped there. I was curious whether it could deflect shots or not but I was unable to deflect any shots at it to satisfy my curiosity. While I was occupied with being useless, the mercenary managed to sneak behind Windu. I noticed him just as he was about to stab Windu in the back. I killed him, but it was too late. Windu had no visible wound but was seemingly in pain.
Hundreds of droids and mercenaries started to arrive on top of the hill led by another Mace Windu. Windu 1 told me Windu 2 was our target. He also told me wouldn't be able to escape with his wound and that he would keep the enemies occupied while I run away through their formation. Then he charged into the enemies. I thought it would be shameful if I ran without killing Windu 2. I accelerated myself with the Force and ran towards Windu 2. I jumped into the air and tried to stab Windu 2 who seemed to completely ignore me. Just before I hit him, I felt a sudden burst of pain in my left side and something threw me over Windu 2's head. I flew about ten meters before hitting the ground. I rolled for a few more meters before coming to a stop. I lay with my face to the ground. My whole body hurt and I felt very weak. Some animal stepped on my back. I couldn't see it but I imagined it was a varren from Mass Effect. Its saliva dripped on my neck and I was sure I was going to die.
Then I "woke up". I was in my bed in the middle of the night. I realized it had been a dream. I was greeted by a girl that was next to me in my bed. I freaked out a little but quickly calmed down as she didn't seem to be dangerous. She didn't bother explaining how she got there but she told me many Jedi had tried to kill Windu 2 and I came really close to killing him unlike the others. There were subtitles when she talked and the "really close" was in red colour. She said I would have killed him if it weren't for his energy whip. I replied that I hadn't even seen Windu 2 move before I had been hit. She said he was a clone and had some kind of superspeed in exchange for a weak connection to the Force. I tried to ask her about the whip because I didn't remember any weapon like that from the films. She didn't answer and told me I would do better next time. I asked her what she meant with that and "fell asleep" amost immediately.
I was a Jedi again. There was a female Jedi with me though I'm not sure if she was a human or an alien. We were on a planet that belonged to the Republic but a part of it was occupied by Separatists. We were in an apartment building in the occupied territory. I think we were supposed to rescue someone before the Separatists realized he was there. I had a regular lightsaber now. It seemed odd that I had another lightsaber but then I remembered it had a retractable handle and a variable blade length.
A civilian spotted us before we could move further into the building. She ran off screaming which alarmed two droids, the kind that rolls and has a shied generator. They arrived, activated their shields and started firing. We deflected a few shots before I got an idea that I could turn their shields off with the Force. I deactivated the shield of the droid that was closer to us, lifted it in the air, and threw it at the other droid in order to incapacitte them both at once. The other Jedi tried to do the same with the other droid which resulted in both of us missing. This happened one more time. Then I said "Screw it!" and simply deactivated one droid's shield before I cut it in half while my companion smashed the other droid into a wall.
We entered a room. It looked like a morgue. There were two tables in the room. There was a body covered with a blanket on one of the tables. The body's feet were not covered. My companion told me one of the body's ankles seemed to be hit by a gravity dart, a weapon that creates a strong gravitational field in a small area designed to crush bones and incapacitate its target. The body started to move and scream. It turned out it was a live woman. I held her head with my hands, talked to her and tried to calm her down with the Force. When she calmed down, I asked her questions but she didn't answer. I used the Force again and discovered she had her vocal cords surgically removed. A man entered the room. I recognized him. He was a former Jedi who left the order so he could get married and then became a diplomat. We told him he had to go with us but he told us the woman was his wife and he wouldn't leave without her. Then I woke up.

[nomoetoe]

I don't remember most of my dream but I know it involved, a furniture store, a library, silly puddy, and Andy Griffith.

Towards the end of my dream I was in a store with a guy I know, we grabbed some kool-aid packs and some gum and went over to buy it, I was floating at this point and I asked the lady working there "Am I floating or am I just crazy" she told me that I was not floating and that I was crazy.

at this point the guy turned into my cousin and I asked him for some silly puddy, he pulled some gum out of his mouth and handed it to me, I told him that this wouldn't work.

I was now a woman and I said "I don't got time for this" someone threw a dodge ball at me and I dodged it.
at this point I turned into an emu jumped into the air grabbed 2 dodge balls thrown at me out of the air and threw them back, and I won the game. I woke up.

Also my sleep disorder has gotten worse, I've gone from thumbnail sized spider to hand sized black crawling mass of death.

[SaberToothTiger]

I had a recurring dream quite some time ago, a pretty classical "chase themed" one.
I'm walking on a long street with my friends and/or family members, slowly strolling towards the safe-house, my house. It is placed around the middle of the road. We are halfway to my house, around 500 meters, when suddenly behind us some zombies, rabid dogs and other nasties show up. I am starting to become worried, encouraging our group of three to move quicker, but we still casually walk towards our destination. Suddenly, at the other end of the street another group of running enemies show up, sprinting towards us. Then my companions say to run, quickly running through the gate in the fence surrounding the safehouse, but I can't keep up, and they do not stop or even slow down for me. In fact, they manage to get to the building and lock the door, even though I am too far to hear it, I know it. When I get to the gate, either I'm too late and the things I'm running away from catch up to me, or I do get through the gate, but the horde stops me from closing it, and drags me back. Of course, then I wake up. That's the worst part: not knowing what happens afterwards. If I at the very least knew that I died in that dream, it would make it bearable, but the last thing I see is the "betrayal" of people I trust.

[MaximumZero]

I don't remember much of the dream I had a few days ago. All I remember is that I underwent spinal decompression surgery, and when I came out of anesthesia, I was six feet tall, and kept hitting my head on stuff. I also went around looking at the tops of peoples' heads out of spite.

[mastahcheese]

... I got into this thread, about to write about my dream, and I instantly forgot the entire thing.
Should have done it sooner, dang it.

[hops]

I dreamed that someone posted a topic on DF Gameplay asking for help because his fortress came to life. He posted a screenshot which looks like Minecraft with a giant golem made out of stone with lava pouring out from one of its eyes.

[nomoetoe]

in the earlier part of my dream I was in some weird building and someone unseen was offering to make me a sandwich. I was going to look through the blocked off parts of this place and ended up in a school.

I was now in my home with some crazy woman from an anime, she killed a helicopter pilot and for short amount of time we blew up stuff, but we decided it was time to retreat when a jeep with treads went speeding on by.

It was night and I was going to go to wall mart with some woman so I grabbed another woman and we decided to run over to wall mart, I eventually dropped the woman I was carrying and she ran off. We went inside and looked around but someone made me mad, so I start yelling and forcefully waving my hands up and down, a large circle of ice formed and every time I swung my arms down it grew higher and wider, I then finished whatever I was yelling about and a gigantic ice serpent rose out of the circle and begun destroying the store.

strangely, the town I was in is now gone and all the is left is wall mart and the road. The woman had grown worried and asked if the ice serpent would come after me, I told her that I couldn't die so there was nothing to worry about. The ice serpent then came after me and I raised my hand to it and it shrunk down and rested on my shoulder, it had become very hungry in its attack so me and woman decided to find it some food.

I turned around and we were in a building walking up stairs, I decided to feed my hand to the ice serpent and after it bit my hand off  my hand quickly grew back, I showed the woman this she seemed to be amazed and disgusted.


I was now in a field or something and I was Richard from LFG, my robe clothes thingy didn't seem to fit quite right, sadly my powers didn't seem to work, me and the people I was traveling with eventually ended up in my driveway, a woman was trying to kill us and after a short fight she offered to be my ally and for us to kill thousands of innocents together, I thought about it for a moment but decided to stay with my group, I did however give her my card in case she wanted to call me.

Shortly after this I woke up.

[Molly Renata]

Last night, I had a dream where I was playing Pokemon, and this one female ace trainer doing triple battles had three shinies, and I was raging so hard at that (even though none of them were really ones I cared for).
Also I caught a shiny Wurmple and was like "I don't even care what it evolves into because it'll look cool either way" (which is way more accurate to my actual opinion).

I think I need to take a forced break from this game.

[IronTomato]

I dreamed that someone posted a topic on DF Gameplay asking for help because his fortress came to life. He posted a screenshot which looks like Minecraft with a giant golem made out of stone with lava pouring out from one of its eyes.

That sounds like the beginning of a creepypasta. Was it hyper-realistic lava?

[KingofstarrySkies]

As long as shit doesn't keep super-creepy, I'd read that.

[Loud Whispers]

So I have no idea what to make of this dream; it had Mitt Romney in it giving speeches on a pristine podium in an absolute wasteland whilst evil Johnny Cash music was playing. Mitt Romney was talking about giving  everyone free lunches, increasing the military budget and lowering taxation all the whilst a nuclear explosion was rolling in alongside thunderstorms and even more evil Johnny Cash. When I mean evil, imagine all the morals of his songs reversed, like instead of 'you can have it all' it becomes 'I will take it all.'
I guess you just don't go to sleep listening to lowercase music. Then Gandhi appeared in front of the podium to begin talking about exactly the same things until the dream ended. I presume dream Romney and dream Gandhi were both killed by the dream nuclear explosion. Strange.

[Steelmagic]

While I don't remember much about it, I remember that I had to save a girl from being eaten by her mother, while at the same time keeping this hidden from her twin sister for whatever reason. Also my mission was being streamed live on the internet because why not? Actually now that I think about it, it seems rather difficult to keep it hidden from her sister while everything I do is being streamed live for thousands of people.