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Author Topic: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles  (Read 578015 times)

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1410 on: March 02, 2013, 07:00:13 pm »

Additionally, did anybody else realize that the symbol of our local government is "an unstoppable Stuzang?" Or that I failed to change the symbol of that tile to the appropriate one for Stuzang as a forgotten beast?
Of course! This government worships Stuzang! I knew it all along!

OH GODS THE FOUL ONE IS WINNING WE'RE ALL DOOMED Well, that's obviously perfectly normal..... perfectly..... normal..... *twitch*

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1411 on: March 02, 2013, 07:13:33 pm »

Additionally, did anybody else realize that the symbol of our local government is "an unstoppable Stuzang?" Or that I failed to change the symbol of that tile to the appropriate one for Stuzang as a forgotten beast?
Of course! This government worships Stuzang! I knew it all along!
spoiler: we are the foul ones
OH GODS THE FOUL ONE IS WINNING WE'RE ALL DOOMED Well, that's obviously perfectly normal..... perfectly..... normal..... *twitch*

nothing out of the ordinary, sir. carry on.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1412 on: March 02, 2013, 07:46:19 pm »

PS: Aussiedwarf tried to bash a zombie with his crossbow without any back-up and was gangbanged by zombies during the little time I had the game unpaused. He's ded, Jim.
Or is he?

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Space, did you dwarf anyone?
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1413 on: March 02, 2013, 09:12:56 pm »

Everyone except the most recent dwarfing request which occurred during my turn...which apparently is just Destra, I believe.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1414 on: March 02, 2013, 09:59:52 pm »

Everyone except the most recent dwarfing request which occurred during my turn...which apparently is just Destra, I believe.
By everyone you mean the whole list except Destra?
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1415 on: March 02, 2013, 11:09:32 pm »

Pretty much, yeah. Everyone should have a dwarf/zombie/reanimated arm that suits their needs, except Destra, who's request I forgot about due to their not being on the list when I was dorfing the last few people.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1416 on: March 03, 2013, 02:42:56 pm »

Pretty much, yeah. Everyone should have a dwarf/zombie/reanimated arm that suits their needs, except Destra, who's request I forgot about due to their not being on the list when I was dorfing the last few people.
Ok, so it's everyone except Destra, who wasn't on the list, and Aussie, who died.
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« Reply #1417 on: March 03, 2013, 04:22:52 pm »

Pretty much, yeah. Everyone should have a dwarf/zombie/reanimated arm that suits their needs, except Destra, who's request I forgot about due to their not being on the list when I was dorfing the last few people.
Ok, so it's everyone except Destra, who wasn't on the list, and Aussie, who died Assumed another identity.

FTFY
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« Reply #1418 on: March 04, 2013, 05:14:00 am »

I should be able to get started on this sometime this week.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1419 on: March 04, 2013, 08:27:27 am »

Pretty much, yeah. Everyone should have a dwarf/zombie/reanimated arm that suits their needs, except Destra, who's request I forgot about due to their not being on the list when I was dorfing the last few people.
Ok, so it's everyone except Destra, who wasn't on the list, and Aussie, who died Assumed another identity. was probably assimilated into the zombie horde.

FTFY
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« Reply #1420 on: March 07, 2013, 01:17:59 pm »

I should be able to get started on this sometime this week.
Specifically, Friday.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1421 on: March 08, 2013, 09:31:39 am »

I should be able to get started on this sometime this week.
Specifically, Friday.
Thanks everything, I was starting to think this fort had claimed yet another soul within the same year!
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1422 on: March 08, 2013, 02:51:05 pm »

Here's hoping we get an overseer with some actual balls soon, seeing as we have a paralyzed vampire trapped in a well and therefore it is virtually impossible for the fortress to die. Personally, I would start by removing that silly trap hallway entirely.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1423 on: March 08, 2013, 05:24:57 pm »

Here's hoping we get an overseer with some actual balls soon, seeing as we have a paralyzed vampire trapped in a well and therefore it is virtually impossible for the fortress to die. Personally, I would start by removing that silly trap hallway entirely.
People already know what I am going to suggest.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - The Pit of Perdition
« Reply #1424 on: March 08, 2013, 05:29:49 pm »

I wasn't so much afraid of wrecking the fort, I was afraid of trying to even understand what the heck is what and what to do with what goes where. The fort is a fustercluck to end all fusterclucks.

 Besides, considering some real-life-drama going on in meat space for me at the moment, I wouldn't have had much time to play manage the fort this hole in the ground now anyway.

People already know what I am going to suggest.
A zombie mermaid farm?  :P
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