The Space Olympics, Year 2242
You are one of the worlds greatest athletes, in the year 2242. The Olympics have finally been reinstated after the catastrophe that occurred 200 years ago, and your country needs you to fill in for their team. Do your duty, join the Olympics.
Nearly every sport in the world has been added to the Olympics, even Calvinball, due to all countries being allowed to pick two due to the long lack of an Olympic Game. If there are not enough competitors for some events however, they may be merged.
Sign Up Sheet:
Name:
Country:
Specialty: Speed, Strength, Endurance, or Precision?
Events of Choice:
Fluff:
Our Athletes:
Ivan Ivanovish Ivanovski, the "Italian" intellectual!
Name: Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovski
Country: Italy
Specialty: Strength
Events of Choice: Rugby, Hockey, Calvinball, Chess
Fluff: He vill CRUSH tiny baby man. Ha!
The Amazing Anddoran, Alaric Cilars!
Name:Alaric Cilars
Country:Andora
Specialty: Strength
Events of Choice: Competitive Drinking. Table Flipping. Ultimate Frisbee.
Fluff: Fluff is really fluffy, but not really wanted by the author of this character sheet.
The Killer Canadian, Nik Bolic!
Name: Nik Bolic
Country: Canada
Specialty: Precision
Events of Choice: Calvinball, Archery.
Fluff: He likes maple syrup and polar bears. He greatly dislikes asians and arachnids.
The Sealand Sprinter, Feest Amani!
Name: Feest Amani
Country: Sealand
Specialty: Speed
Events of Choice: Calvinball, sprinting, marathon, extreme sitting.
Fluff: A very, very fast man.
The Macho Marius
Name: Marius Vaduva
Country: Romania
Specialty: Strength
Events of Choice: Chariot racing, Ro Sham Bo, Baking
Fluff: FOR ROMEania!
The Angry and Ancient Albanian, Mac O'McMac!
Name: Mac O'McMac
Country: Albania
Speciality: Endurance
Events of Choice: Extreme Sitting, Long Distance Swearing, Strategic Drinking, 10m Groin Punch, Archery.
Fluff: Mac O'McMac was an aspiring pro water polo player until the Great Disaster of 200 Years Ago, whereupon he accidentally got cryogenically frozen in a terrible incident with several hundred rhinos. Now both he and the Games have been revived, and he wants REVENGE! An exceptional all round athlete, his preferred disciplines are the 5000m and 10000m Swearing, as well as the 10m Groin Punch. He has vowed never to set foot onh a water polo pitch again. His main weakness is the 10m Groin Punch.
The Ravishing Runner, Ramón Ramírez!
Name:Ramón Ramírez "El Trueno de Salvacañete"
Country:Spain
Specialty:Endurance
Events of Choice:Marathon, Triathlon,10.000 meters, 3.000 meters steeplechase
Fluff:Coming from a rural area, Ramón is at the Olypmpics to show the world what rural folks can do.
The Supreme Soviet, Sergei-Grigori Zelenko!
Name: Sergei-Grigori Zelenko
Country: Lunar United Soviet States
Specialty: Strenght
Events of Choice: Calvinball, Boxing, Zero G Boxing, Chess-Boxing, Nude Boxing, Underwater Boxing, Boxing Boxing
Fluff: The 'Fist of the Moon-People', as he's known, Zelenko wants nothing more than watch the opening and closing ceremonies. The rest is just bonus.
The Awespiring Oscar!
Name: Oscar Mahouson
Country: Luna City Free State
Specialty: Speed
Events of Choice: Calvinball, 88 Meter Sprint, Speed Chess, Zero-G 20K Marathon, Chariot Racing, Space Chariot Racing
Fluff: The Deadly Flash of Luna City, this ex-con is making the most of the liberation of the Moon from the oppressive imperialist Earthers to compete in the traditional sports of his people.
Dead-Eye Alex Kyrby!
Name: Alexander "The Marksman" Kyrby
Country: The Grand Unity of the British Empire (GUBE)
Specialty: Precision
Events of Choice: Hockey, Archery, Shooting, Space Diving, Table Tennis, Space Table Tennis, Volleyball, Space Volleyball, Space Beach Volleyball
Fluff: Kyrby is simply the most accurate man there is. Calvinball does not interest him.