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[lawastooshort]

Mac will also go to the field, whilst practising his 5 and 10m Groin Punch.

They don't have Calvinball in Albania, so best to be prepared.

[Scelly9]

Head to the field.

[Firelordsky]

I notice that Firelordsky also has one of the drinking discplines as a preferred event. Perhaps we could compete in the full Competitive Drinking Triathlon of Strategic Drinking, Sprint Drinking, and Improvised Drinking?

We should obviously do that.
Go to the field.

[Digital Hellhound]

Sergei-Grigori will go to the field and after Oscar to file a formal complaint of the Free City's participation in these olympics. With his fists.

[GraveHaunter92]

Marius walks onto the field.
((Is it bad If I have no idea what Calvinball is?))

[Digital Hellhound]

((Nobody tell him. He shouldn't march into a game with maybe the most complex rules known to man unprepared.))

[Spinal_Taper]

CalvinballYour entire group arrives at the Calvinball field. As you go to step onto the field, a gate drops down in front of you. It's like a traffic gate, with a joint on one side. You peer past the gate at the field, revealing that it's the most complex field you've ever seen. Basketball hoops, soccer goals, gymnastic saw-horses, they're all there. You even see what looks like a few elephants roaming the field. Embedded into the ground are a few grass-covered. Suddenly, the voice of Derreck booms down from the roof of the stadium.

"Weeellcome competitors! This is Calvinball! If you don't remember the rules, good! I don't have to explain anything to you. Aaaannnnddd play!"

The panels flip open, hurling a variety of items out, everything from balls to weights to ferrets. The gate then rises, permitting you access to the ridiculously complex field.

[Flying Dice]

Oscar runs swiftly onto the field, snatching up a ferret and juggling it while balancing on a saw-horse.

[Scelly9]

Feest sprints onto the field, grabs two balls and hurls them at contestants for extra points!

[lawastooshort]

Mac diving tackles the ferret out of Oscar's terrible foreign hands and hides it in his trouser leg!

[Firelordsky]

Alaric pants Mac and takes the ferret and throws it at Feest.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Ivan stares at the silly Baby Men and wanders off to grab the volleyball and begin hopping over the numbered cricket pegs, starting with number 42.

[Spinal_Taper]

Calvinball: Ferret Pants and Pantsing
Oscar and Feest both sprint onto the field at an absolutely astonishing rate. Oscar dashes for the ferrets, snatching one from the ground and leaping onto a sawhorse, (2+1) soaring like a tossed rock. From there, he tosses the irate animal into the air, before juggling it.

Feest on the other hand, runs for some of the balls. (1+1) He steps on one of the panels, which collapses beneath him. He barely manages to catch himself on the side of the pit. His feet dangling down the pit, he holds himself onto the grass covered rim of the hole.



Mac and Ivan are the next two to gather their wits and escape the waiting pen. Ivan wanders off to the cricket pegs. After contemplating them for a short moment, he decides to hop over them. (6) He shoots into the sky like a rocket, having forgotten about the reduced gravity.

Mac, however, dashes at Oscar, determined to free the ferret from the foreigners evil clutches. (2v2+1) He rushes towards the sawhorse and takes a mighty leap! However, he does not manage to leap high enough, tripping himself over it. As Mac sprawls onto the ground, another competitor sneaks out of the bushes.

It's Alaric! (3v4-1) Alraric, with a devious smile on his face sneaks over to Macs prone form, and tries to pull down the Albanians trousers, but Mac struggles himself out of his grip, crawling under the sawhorse to safety. (2) He smashes his head against the sawhorse, causing Oscar to lose his balance. (2+1) Oscar tips to-and-fro, nearly falling from the sawhorse, but manages to right himself, at the loss of his juggling being interrupted.

[Greenstarfanatic]

HaHA! Ivan is good breather.

He vill attempt to gather the rubber chickens floating above for MASSIVE points. Maybe start svimming back to planet.

[GraveHaunter92]

((uh here goes nothing then))
Marius decides that Calvinball must be some form of gladiatorial games.  He climbs onto the back of an elephant and lays waste to the stadium!