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[zacen299]

Run back in nude and grab the scepter open the sarcophagus and look in. (THIS WILL BE FUN if we're in as far as I think we are.)

[flame99]

Wait for Cairn, then proceed  to zap the statues as they will likely come to life.

[greymountain_Sage]

Run back in nude and grab the scepter open the sarcophagus and look in. (THIS WILL BE FUN if we're in as far as I think we are.)

[20+5] Considering how easy the strength check to open that thing was, you just hurled that lid into the ceiling. Inside are the rotted remnants of a wooden coffin,  bones, defaced jewelry which has had all of its precious gems pried out,  a broken staff, and... huh, look at that... A broken skull! Why, it seems the all powerful Demilich has already been killed! Well, what are the odds of that?

Wait for Cairn, then proceed  to zap the statues as they will likely come to life.

You wind up, summon forth your arcane might, and launch a missile of arcane force... no wait, that can't be right... Okay, your hand movement causes a gentle breeze to hit the statue, but otherwise your magic attack fails to have any effect at all. Weird.

[zacen299]

Oh fuck.... well we're boned if we do and we're boned if we don't so take a piss in the skull.

[greymountain_Sage]

Well, the skull is broken, but you give it a try. Really, you just end up pissing all over your shoes. You are really disappointed, since they were nice shoes.

[zacen299]

.... well to be fair I asked for that, and honestly if you're going to take it that far you have to take it the rest of the way. TAKE A DUMP ON IT! I'm sorry for the vulgar immaturity but that skull is asking for it.

[greymountain_Sage]

Fair enough.
So, is anyone doing anything other than defacing the remains of an incredibly powerful mage with their feces?

[flame99]

How 'bout no? Cry and cower in the corner as a million horrific things happen at once.

[greymountain_Sage]

Surprisingly, nothing bad happens from the crapping on a skull. Even more surprisingly, nothing bad happens when you decide the best place to hide is under one of the giant, armed, demon statues.
So now, you're in the treasure room and nothing is killing you. There are two chests waiting for you, and a big, ominously smoking urn, and a bunch of mostly broken treasure from the casket.

[zacen299]

OH COME ON! I crapped on his skull how are we not dead? Fine it looks like I have to try a little harder to kill us all. PLAY FOOTBALL (American or British I don't care) with that ominously smoking urn and then check the chests.

[flame99]

Become insane, suicidal, and bored all at once. SMASH URN UNTIL THERE IS NO MORE URN!!!

[greymountain_Sage]

OH COME ON! I crapped on his skull how are we not dead? Fine it looks like I have to try a little harder to kill us all. PLAY FOOTBALL (American or British I don't care) with that ominously smoking urn and then check the chests.

The urn goes flying into the wall. Somewhere deep within the recesses of the urn, you hear "SON OF A BITCH, WHAT WAS THAT?!!?!?"
[16]The chests are all triple-locked. You are also able to find a boobytrap that you should be able to bypass if you're careful.

Become insane, suicidal, and bored all at once. SMASH URN UNTIL THERE IS NO MORE URN!!!

With your magic not working, you decide to beat it with a stick. As you do, you hear coming from inside "OW! OW! WHAT THE FUCK? WHO'S DOING THAT! OH GOD, I WAS IN THE TUB! THERE'S WATER EVERYWHERE!"
Finally, the Urn is gone, and a plume of fire emerges from its shattered remnants. The angered, sopping wet genie shakes the water from his fire-wreathed body and glares at you.
"Okay. Which one of you broke my house?"

[flame99]

Point to Cairn.

[zacen299]

Point to Flameboy.

[greymountain_Sage]

Let's see who he believes.
[Tails]
[13]He raises a hand and brings it down on Cairn, fire streaming from his fingertips. 1 damage, 1 fire damage
As he prepares to deliver the finishing blow, he turns to glance at flameboy.
"For your assistance, I will grant you one wish. "