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[Kestrel_6]

go to the secret door.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Wait it's not crushing the gem?

GET MORE GEMS, PEOPLE! We've got experimenting to do.

Since you lack any gems and nobody wants to lend you some, you just twiddle your thumbs for a bit.

Go to the busted door magma trap room but don't set foot inside. See if you can find obvious exits, traps, or gems from outside.

[19 + 5] You see nothing obvious in the magma trap corridor.

Right, so, this thing is probably really important if it's this hard to get.
Grab the gem, put it in my pocket, hope it doesn't kill me.
Start asking around for someone who knows detect magic.

I do GHM casts detect magic on the gem then starts eating some honey.

[16] Why, this gem appears to be a gem of true seeing. Looking through the gem allows you to see through illusions and see invisible creatures and items. Awesome. To celebrate, the GHM eats some of its honey.

Open the door and look inside.

Behind the door is a ten foot landing and a set of stairs that extends further into the dungeon. The corridor continues for 20 more feet at the bottom of the stairs, before turning right (ie to the east). You see nothing else interesting or important, though the stones in this section of the dungeon look older and more worn.

go to the secret door.

You go and join Kazard, Maximum and Hans at the secret door.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Round Metal Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Trained Raven (Rupert)



Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Pouch of Chalk Sticks, Torches, Ten Foot Pole



Er... Wrong picture.


There we go.

Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit, Healing Potion x 2



Name: Karas Sirenna
Player: Kestrel_6
Gender: Male
Class: Assassin (Rogue)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier of Unknown Make, Dagger/1-Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)
Armour: Black Cloak and Hood, Leather and Light Metal Armour

Items: Rope, Trap disarming Kit, Torches, Lockpicks


Name: Javier
Player: greymountain_SAge
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Foppish Pirate
Race: Dark Elf

HP: 2/2

Weapons:Rapier/Crossbow (14 Bolts)

Items: Lockpicks, Gem-Encrusted Collar, Gem of True Seeing



Name: MaximumClone1
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Armour: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants

Items:

* MaximumZero  reads his character sheet

((Items? I need only Burning Hatred and Furious Anger.))

Name: Nikolai II
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Female
Class: KGB Officer (Rouge)
Race: Kitsune (Fox-person)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Silver Trident
Armour: Canvas pants with many pockets, Leather Trenchcoat

Items:  "Welcome to Hell" brochure, glowing stone torch



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope


Name: Generic Hooded Mage
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Mace of Confusion/Staff of Lightning (10 charges)
Armour: Hooded Robe

Spells: Magic Wall, Heal, Floating Light, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic

Items:  Jar of Spiders


Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick/Blowgun (15/15)
Armour: Loincloth

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem

[killerhellhound]

I follow hans and ask if he wants me to try to ungender-bender him

[MaximumZero]

Me, too.

[greymountain_Sage]

Well, far be it from me to split the party, I head to the secret door.
Feeling particularly bold after his victory over the broken gargoyle statue, Javier enters the secret door with a cry of "For Treasure!"

[Zako]

"Let's head down then. Watch the stairs."

These old stones are probably hiding trigger stones and traps. Check each one for traps and tap it with the very end of my stick just to make sure as I slowly make my way down.

[greymountain_Sage]

"Let's head down then. Watch the stairs."

These old stones are probably hiding trigger stones and traps. Check each one for traps and tap it with the very end of my stick just to make sure as I slowly make my way down.

Good thinking. I'm also gonna search this whole hallway pretty thoroughly for anything suspicious. Usual stuff, traps and secret doors.
And just for fun, I'll use my fancy new gem on it, in case the traps are hidden with magic.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

"Let's head down then. Watch the stairs."

These old stones are probably hiding trigger stones and traps. Check each one for traps and tap it with the very end of my stick just to make sure as I slowly make my way down.

Good thinking. I'm also gonna search this whole hallway pretty thoroughly for anything suspicious. Usual stuff, traps and secret doors.
And just for fun, I'll use my fancy new gem on it, in case the traps are hidden with magic.

Existential crisis as he realizes everything is an illusion and he is just a bunch of atoms aggregated together

[Myroc]

I must join in on this glorious insanity.

Name: Corvus
Gender: Male
Class: Mage
Equipment: Spear, Wand of Summon Pointy Implement, Trenchcoat.
Items: Rope, shaving blade.
Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand.

[Vorthon]

Malaken shall follow everyone to the secret door!

[Tsuchigumo550]

This can't be just a trap that goes nowhere because it's possible to defeat it. Still, I'm not stupid enough to try it alone until I've done something with this life, so... follow my way down the stairs, do so behind everyone else juuuust to be sure.

[MaximumZero]

Waits for everyone else to enter the secret door. Watches expectantly.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I follow hans and ask if he wants me to try to ungender-bender him

Seeing has Hans has pretty much stated that she doesn't want to be ungender-bended (?), you just follow her around.

These old stones are probably hiding trigger stones and traps. Check each one for traps and tap it with the very end of my stick just to make sure as I slowly make my way down.

[3 + 5] [13 + 5] [5 + 5] [15 + 5] You find no traps or triggers as you head down the corridor.

Good thinking. I'm also gonna search this whole hallway pretty thoroughly for anything suspicious. Usual stuff, traps and secret doors.
And just for fun, I'll use my fancy new gem on it, in case the traps are hidden with magic.

Using your fancy new gem, you start searching for traps and hidden doors.

[13 + 5] Amusingly enough, you find a secret door on the eastern side of the staircase. Not on the landing, mind you, but on the wall of the staircase (I'll post a map).

Malaken shall follow everyone to the secret door!

This can't be just a trap that goes nowhere because it's possible to defeat it. Still, I'm not stupid enough to try it alone until I've done something with this life, so... follow my way down the stairs, do so behind everyone else juuuust to be sure.

Waits for everyone else to enter the secret door. Watches expectantly.

Maximum, Nikolai and Malaken all creep behind Kazard as he diligently searches the corridor for traps. As soon as he reaches the corner, everybody pokes their heads out to see what's beyond.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The western portion of this corridor is filled with slowly roiling, pale white clouds.

Other than the mysterious murk, the corridor is similar to the one you just went through and even has its own little staircase. However the clouds severely limit visibility to thirty feet. Have fun with that.

Name: Corvus
Gender: Male
Class: Mage
Equipment: Spear, Wand of Summon Pointy Implement, Trenchcoat.
Items: Rope, shaving blade.
Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand.

Corvus the Mage walks up to the entrance of the Tomb of Horrors, having heard how insane the place was. Unfortunately, he misunderstood the people who told him about the insanity, and thus Corvus thinks that he's about to enter the most rocking dungeon ever. Poor, poor Corvus.

Spoiler: Sod it, I'm posting my own map (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Round Metal Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Trained Raven (Rupert)



Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Pouch of Chalk Sticks, Torches, Ten Foot Pole



Er... Wrong picture.


There we go.

Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit, Healing Potion x 2



Name: Karas Sirenna
Player: Kestrel_6
Gender: Male
Class: Assassin (Rogue)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier of Unknown Make, Dagger/1-Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)
Armour: Black Cloak and Hood, Leather and Light Metal Armour

Items: Rope, Trap disarming Kit, Torches, Lockpicks


Name: Javier
Player: greymountain_SAge
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Foppish Pirate
Race: Dark Elf

HP: 2/2

Weapons:Rapier/Crossbow (14 Bolts)

Items: Lockpicks, Gem-Encrusted Collar, Gem of True Seeing



Name: MaximumClone1
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Armour: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants

Items:

* MaximumZero  reads his character sheet

((Items? I need only Burning Hatred and Furious Anger.))

Name: Nikolai II
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Female
Class: KGB Officer (Rouge)
Race: Kitsune (Fox-person)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Silver Trident
Armour: Canvas pants with many pockets, Leather Trenchcoat

Items:  "Welcome to Hell" brochure, glowing stone torch



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope


Name: Generic Hooded Mage
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Mace of Confusion/Staff of Lightning (10 charges)
Armour: Hooded Robe

Spells: Magic Wall, Heal, Floating Light, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic

Items:  Jar of Spiders


Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick/Blowgun (15/15)
Armour: Loincloth

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem


Name: Crovus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (10/10)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells:  Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade

[Kestrel_6]

Check the hallway the others are checking too, for extra caution

[Vorthon]

Malaken shall cast Floating Light in an attempt to banish the fog!