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[Tsuchigumo550]

A strange marking burns itself into the ground of the dungeon and a clawed hand reaches up! Out comes a Kitsune much like Nikolai, but female and with a scorch mark on her tail.

"Well, huh. I guess they were out of male in my size. Still, kinda glad the KGB figured out how to get in and out of hell, and even set up an armory. I require revenge, because one does not simply kick down a door then die by immolation before his... well, "her" now, prime."

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Nikolai II
Gender: Female
Class: KGB Officer (Rouge)

Items: "Welcome to Hell" brochure, glowing stone torch, potion of healing.
Weapons and armor: Canvas pants with many pockets, Leather trenchcoat. Silver trident.

Race: Kitsune (Fox-person)

Backstory: The KGB doesn't let a good operative die, so Nikolai got a good operative drunk and learned the escape hatch of Hell. It would seem that the reincarnation process was a little iffy, for now Nikolai is female. He did steal some stuff from Hell, such as a brimstone torch and a contraband liquid potion, and also picked up a brochure for the eventual return trip.

In the armory set up by dead KGB members, Nikolai grabbed a nice trident and some fancy pants the like he'd never seen. However,it would seem his rampant theft and over-looting resulted in karma stealing his manhood.

"I swear to god if anyone tries to grope me I will stab them."
Nikolai II catches up with the rest of the group and avoids the lava trap.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Draw my bow, and draw a bead on the gargoyle. Just in case. Because this Lich is a dick.

Give Hans backup on the possible gargoyle shenanigans.

Join Hans in her search for the item.

I search the north-west corner for what ever that sound was. Haha, I knew this gargoyle did something.

Javier, covered (?) by Karas, Hans and Maximum, searches the north-western corner. Man, wouldn't things suck if it was a bomb or something?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Luckily it turns out to be a gem, covered in some kind of magical invisible powder. TPK is averted... for now.

Mark out the secret door with chalk and then examine it for traps and ways to open it. Don't actually open it.

[15 + 5] You find no traps on the door. This door also seems to be an actual door, so you won't have to do the opening dance.

Name: Malaken
Gender: Male
Class: mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass stick/ Blowgun (15/15)
Armour: Loincloth

Spells: Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items:  Tribal Totem

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Nikolai II
Gender: Female
Class: KGB Officer (Rouge)

Items: "Welcome to Hell" brochure, glowing stone torch, potion of healing.
Weapons and armor: Canvas pants with many pockets, Leather trenchcoat. Silver trident.

Race: Kitsune (Fox-person)

Backstory: The KGB doesn't let a good operative die, so Nikolai got a good operative drunk and learned the escape hatch of Hell. It would seem that the reincarnation process was a little iffy, for now Nikolai is female. He did steal some stuff from Hell, such as a brimstone torch and a contraband liquid potion, and also picked up a brochure for the eventual return trip.

In the armory set up by dead KGB members, Nikolai grabbed a nice trident and some fancy pants the like he'd never seen. However,it would seem his rampant theft and over-looting resulted in karma stealing his manhood.

Nikolai II suddenly warps in outside the dungeon, accompanied by Malaken due to some kind of awesome and amazing hell adventure. Obviously you'll have to tell everyone later, but for now you have work to do.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Round Metal Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Trained Raven (Rupert)



Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Pouch of Chalk Sticks, Torches, Ten Foot Pole



Er... Wrong picture.


There we go.

Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit, Healing Potion x 2



Name: Karas Sirenna
Player: Kestrel_6
Gender: Male
Class: Assassin (Rogue)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier of Unknown Make, Dagger/1-Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)
Armour: Black Cloak and Hood, Leather and Light Metal Armour

Items: Rope, Trap disarming Kit, Torches, Lockpicks


Name: Javier
Player: greymountain_SAge
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Foppish Pirate
Race: Dark Elf

HP: 2/2

Weapons:Rapier/Crossbow (14 Bolts)

Items: Lockpicks, Gem-Encrusted Collar



Name: MaximumClone1
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Armour: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants

Items:

* MaximumZero  reads his character sheet

((Items? I need only Burning Hatred and Furious Anger.))

Name: Nikolai II
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Female
Class: KGB Officer (Rouge)
Race: Kitsune (Fox-person)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Silver Trident
Armour: Canvas pants with many pockets, Leather Trenchcoat

Items:  "Welcome to Hell" brochure, glowing stone torch



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope


Name: Generic Hooded Mage
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Mace of Confusion/Staff of Lightning (10 charges)
Armour: Hooded Robe

Spells: Magic Wall, Heal, Floating Light, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic

Items:  Jar of Spiders, Jar of Honey


Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick/Blowgun (15/15)
Armour: Loincloth

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem

For some reason I wan't getting email updates, so sorry for the delay. Also: Healing potions are magical, so you can bring some with you.

[Vorthon]

Malaken shall head to the main group.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Malaken shall head to the main group.

You meet the main group in the room with the gargoyle statue.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Nikolai II Nikita follows Malaken with the main group, then looks over the gargoyle statue.
"Hmm. It crushed our gems and gave us a riddle, eh? I'm down with that, but I wonder...

"Mr. Gargoyle. Do you give free answers about yourself? Why do you crush gems?"

Can you believe that thing with the spork? I mean, a spork saved our immortal souls. I'll never look at one the same way.

[greymountain_Sage]

I take the gem and wipe off the invisibility powder on my foppish shirt.
By the way, does this make part of my chest invisible? Because if so, I turn around, displaying what is apparently a prominent hole in my chest, and pretend to be mortally wounded.

[MaximumZero]

Hans, honey, we should go check out the door in the pit area. (The one that was just chalked up.)

[Vorthon]

Malaken shall grab the newly-found gem and stick it in one of the gargoyle's hands, whilst muttering some vague shamanistic stuff.

[MaximumZero]

Aaaand, I'm leaving. Hoists Hans over shoulder, heads toward pit area carefully to check that new door out.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Nikolai II Nikita follows Malaken with the main group, then looks over the gargoyle statue.
"Hmm. It crushed our gems and gave us a riddle, eh? I'm down with that, but I wonder...

"Mr. Gargoyle. Do you give free answers about yourself? Why do you crush gems?"

Can you believe that thing with the spork? I mean, a spork saved our immortal souls. I'll never look at one the same way.

The gargoyle stares back uncomprehendingly, probably because it's a statue and not an actual gargoyle.

I take the gem and wipe off the invisibility powder on my foppish shirt.
By the way, does this make part of my chest invisible? Because if so, I turn around, displaying what is apparently a prominent hole in my chest, and pretend to be mortally wounded.

You carefully wipe off the gem. Unfortunately this invisible magic powder doesn't seem to work anymore, so you can't trick your fellow adventures. Oh well.

Malaken shall grab the newly-found gem and stick it in one of the gargoyle's hands, whilst muttering some vague shamanistic stuff.

You put the (now clean) gem into the gargoyle's hand and start muttering.

Aaaand, I'm leaving. Hoists Hans over shoulder, heads toward pit area carefully to check that new door out.

Her Oh-Shit meter going off, Maximum quickly grabs Hans and runs out of the corridor.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Absolutely nothing happens in the gargoyle room, besides Malaken looking rather embarrassed.

[Vorthon]

Wait it's not crushing the gem?

GET MORE GEMS, PEOPLE! We've got experimenting to do.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Go to the busted door magma trap room but don't set foot inside. See if you can find obvious exits, traps, or gems from outside.

[greymountain_Sage]

Right, so, this thing is probably really important if it's this hard to get.
Grab the gem, put it in my pocket, hope it doesn't kill me.
Start asking around for someone who knows detect magic.

[Zako]

Right, onwards!

Open the door and look inside.

[killerhellhound]

Right, so, this thing is probably really important if it's this hard to get.
Grab the gem, put it in my pocket, hope it doesn't kill me.
Start asking around for someone who knows detect magic.

I do GHM casts detect magic on the gem then starts eating some honey.