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[Grek]

10 elves breed. [10/48]
7 elves smelt iron. [17/48]
3 elves smelt steel. [20/48]
10 elves research Armouring. [30/48]
5 elves research Farming [45/48]
5 elves research Subterranean Farming [40/48]
Armies (see below) [48/48]

4 mithril-unicorn armies form up at C-33 and then procede to go ape on C-34.
4 more mithril-unicorn armies form up at F-2 (they're pirates!) and then procede to go ape on the fort at E-2.
Q-15 goes to R-15 to disband.
V-36 to W-34 before turning over their weapons, unicorns, artifacts, etc. and disbanding to party like mad at their epic victories.
P-18 attacks P-19.
O-18 attacks O-19.
P-17 attacks O-18 & N-18.
S-10 goes to S-11 to disband.
O-14 goes to O-13 to disband.
Anyone else that I can't tell where they are goes to elf-land and disbands, because seriously, I cannot be arsed to keep track of these little dots.

Artifacts:
Mithrilize all mines that I don't own.
Flood G-1, for spite.

Next turn, I use 50 elves to research Summon Lich King Grek Using All The Artifacts.

E: Reconsidered how many armies I'll need.

[Corai]

Grek is about to curbstomp us all.

[Ship of Freaks]

I know it's honorable to recognize when you're beaten but...screw that.
 
10 work the farms
5 claim J,N-20 K,L,M-21
2 build forts J-20 K-21

Q-7 attack P-8
Q-8 attack P-9
Q-12 attack Q-11

[MrWillsauce]

Grek's Red Elves
Stocks: 228 Food, 15 herds of unicorns, 0 iron ore, 10 charcoal, 1 iron bars, 6 steel bars, 7 iron spears, 0 Mithril bars, 10 Mithril weapons, the Philosopher's Stone, the Gem of Fertility, the Sword of Time, the Seaman's Pearl
Structures: 10 Elf Villages, 44 Nature Preserves, 4 Farms, 2 iron mines, 2 double iron mines, 2 coal mines, 7 Forges, 1 ambush
Population: 53
Armies: 14 (1-14 have +1 movement, 1-4 have +2 attack and are in the dwarven realm, 5-9 have +5 attack and are on the island to the northeast 9 has the Cloak of Shadow, 10-14 have +5 attack and are sieging Onyx Isle)
Technologies: Preservation, Fishing, Fortress, Sailing, Mining, Charcoal Burning, Smelting, Steel Smelting, Magma Smelting, Weapon Smithing, Mithril Smithing, Armoring, Farming, Subterranean Farming

Ship of Freaks's Pink Dwarves
Stocks: 0 Food, 6 iron ore, 4 Mithril bars, 3 iron spears
Structures: 8 Mountainhalls, 10 Subterranean Farms, 6 Mithril mines, 2 Dwarf Fortresses
Population: 26
Armies: 18 total (1-3 have +1 attack, 4-18 have no bonuses, 1-18 are defending the mountainhome)
Technologies: Mining, Subterranean Farming, Fortress, 1/5 Farming, Mithril Mining, Sailing

Corai's Purple Humans
Stocks: 2 Food, 7 herds of unicorns, 1 iron ore
Structures: 3 Towns, 9 farms, 21 forts, 11 nature preserves
Population: 18
Armies: 2 total (1-4 have +1 movement and +1 attack, 1-2 are repelling elvish invaders in Onyx Isle)
Technologies: Farming, Fortress, Sailing, Preservation, Mining

Goings on:

Spoiler: Dwarves (click to show/hide)

A third of the dwarven army keels over and falls unconscious from malnutrition. The Dwarf King curses them as they're carried back to the mountainhomes. The king then resumes what he was doing; strangling an elven child. The king laughs as the life fades from the child's eyes. He gets word of the elves imminent acquirement of all six artifacts. The King, knowing all will soon be lost, orders fortresses built in the sturdiest mountains. Whatever magical apocalypse the elves bring about, the dwarves' engineering will shelter them.

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

[Corai]

10 armies, 7 with unicorns raised at D-2, attack elves at E-1, THEY MUST NOT TOUCH THE ARTIFACT! [10/18]
8 humans farm. [18/18]

Forgot to add the [0/0] thing.

[Grek]

Claim E-2.

52 elves become naked, unicornless armies at E-2. They form up in a formation in the shape of a giant extended middle finger arrow before marching on D-3.

C-33 goes to C-32, returning the Cloak to its rightful owner.

E: Artifacts:
Flood... whereever that king is. I'm not picky, really, I just want to drown that king. If possible, I'd like to flood the place with kraken blood.

[Ship of Freaks]

Yo ho ho!

10 work the farms
5 claim H,I,J,K-22 K-20
5 build forts ditto
3 build farms
3 research farming (time to finish what i've started)

P-9 attack O-8

[MrWillsauce]

Grek's Red Elves
Stocks: 235 Food, 14 herds of unicorns, 0 iron ore, 10 charcoal, 1 iron bars, 6 steel bars, 7 iron spears, 0 Mithril bars, 5 Mithril weapons, the Philosopher's Stone, the Gem of Fertility, the Sword of Time, the Seaman's Pearl, the Cloak of Shadow
Structures: 10 Elf Villages, 44 Nature Preserves, 4 Farms, 2 iron mines, 2 double iron mines, 2 coal mines, 7 Forges, 1 ambush
Population: 6
Armies: 4 (1-4 have +1 movement, 1-4 have +2 attack and are in the dwarven realm)
Technologies: Preservation, Fishing, Fortress, Sailing, Mining, Charcoal Burning, Smelting, Steel Smelting, Magma Smelting, Weapon Smithing, Mithril Smithing, Armoring, Farming, Subterranean Farming

Ship of Freaks's Pink Dwarves
Stocks: 0 Food, 6 iron ore, 4 Mithril bars, 3 iron spears
Structures: 8 Mountainhalls, 13 Subterranean Farms, 6 Mithril mines, 7 Dwarf Fortresses
Population: 25
Armies: 0 total
Technologies: Mining, Subterranean Farming, Fortress, 4/5 Farming, Mithril Mining, Sailing

Corai's Purple Humans
Stocks: 7 Food, 7 herds of unicorns, 1 iron ore, 5 Mithril weapons
Structures: 3 Towns, 9 farms, 21 forts, 11 nature preserves
Population: 18
Armies: 12 total (1-6 have +1 movement and +1 attack, 7-12 +1 movement and +5 attack, 12 has the Onyx of Earth, 1-12 are repelling elvish invaders in Onyx Isle)
Technologies: Farming, Fortress, Sailing, Preservation, Mining

Goings on:

Spoiler: The Elves (click to show/hide)

Nearly all of the elvish population are shackled by the well-armed elf soldiers under the control of Grek II. Even his own people are not free from his wrath. After enslaving all that were not vital to his military, he whipped them into ships and sailed to Onyx Isle. The mass of elves nearly took up the whole island as the slaves were forced to march to the peak of Mount Diamond. None of the slaves survived. As the elvish peasants were mercilessly beaten into a bloody pulp, some of their armed escorts managed to strike the golemn in the back of the head. It took many blows even with Mithril weaponry, but the beast finally fell. The whole island was soaked with blood and gore and was covered with the most awful stench the elves and humans had ever experienced. Grek II looked on and laughed at his own people's demise. They would be considered the lucky ones when he reached his full power. The King's fantasy is interrupted by a report of the goings on in Onyx Isle. He laughed as he reads about what became of his slaves, but he dropped the paper as he reached the bottom of the page. The messenger looked nervous, and rightfully so. The god-king drew the Sword of Time, but thought better of using it before he turned himself to dust. He instead drew the Pearl from his robes and channeled its power into the messenger, leaving behind only a large puddle of water in the throne room. Still feeling angry, Grek decided to take it out on the dwarves as well.

Spoiler: The Humans (click to show/hide)

The human farmers and peasants hid in hovels and shallow holes in the ground, trying to avoid the ocean of marching brought by the elvish slaves. When word spread that the elves had nearly reached the peak of Mount Diamond, all the humans looked on in a mix of horror and delight as innocent elves were gruesomely splattered against the rock and dirt. By the end of the fight, every human was covered from head to toe in elvish blood. The humans were hopeful for a moment, but their hearts sank when they witnessed the elvish elite Mithril-clad troops marching down the mountain, Onyx in tow. Suddenly, from one of the half-destroyed stone fortresses came the peasant-king Corai, wielding a pitchfork and riding on a unicorn. The king whistled, and several blood-stained herds arrived from all around the mountain, ready to be ridden. The king led the charge, followed by every remaining able-bodied human on Onyx Isle. Armed only with farming equipment they expected death, but they had to try. When they arrived on the mountain, they caught the elvish troops off-guard. They had already began celebrating the victory, heavily drinking Elvish spirits and laughing obnoxiously. The humans stuck the unarmored elves like pigs and the peasant king nearly feinted when the artifact was presented to him. The victorious humans retrieved the elves' Mithril equipment and felt extremely empowered.

Spoiler: The Dwarves (click to show/hide)

The berserk king of the dwarves continued pillaging for several days straight, never stopping to sleep, and feasting only on the flesh of elves and their precious beasts. From below, he suddenly felt the ground begin to give way and the earth slowly liquefied. The king climbed a tree to escape the flood, but the tree itself soon turned to water. The few of his dwarven comrades who had not died or pass out from malnutrition looked worried and they all clambered towards the peak of the mountain, but the mountain itself too seemed to turn to liquid. Thinking fast, the king drew his handaxe and stuck it into the head of a nearby dying elf. Just as the land had completely run out, the king was resting happily in a boat made of elf leather, stretched on a skeleton of elf bones. He silently thanked the humans for sharing their knowledge with his people as he floated back to the dwarven capital.

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

[Corai]

Move all armies to human territory and disband, retaining the mithril and unicorns.
Use the power of the Onyx to raise a mountain at C-16 [1/18] <--FIXED
7 humans farm [8/18]
Build mines in all mountain tiles that have none, work them ASAP before they get elf'd. [18/18]


Fixed it. I had to put the military movement on top.

[Grek]

Excellent, the blood sacrifice is complete. Now, the final artifact must be claimed!

The four remaining armies return to elf-land and disband, giving me 4 more slaves.

8 slaves breed. [8/10]
1 slave forges a suit of steel armour, covered in spikles. [9/10]
The last elf, Grek II himself, takes up the Cloak of Shadows, along with a mithril blade and the first suit of Elven Steel gets atop his unicorn and steals the Onyx of the Earth. From N-13, he rides to L-14. [10/10]

E: Also, mithrilize all those mines and flood D-3 for the hell of it.

((I'm kinda annoyed that my last turn was read as "send the peasants in first to get slaughtered, then send in the mithril dudes" rather than as the "send in the mithril dudes and then the peasants as backup to hold it" as I'd intended. But I didn't actually say that. Kill and learn, so they say.))

[Ship of Freaks]

you forget corai, you must claim the land before you can use the onyx on it
[envy]lucky bastard, give me the artifact and we'll see what i can do with it[/envy]
oh dear

1 researches farming
13 work the farms
11 claim H-19,20,21 I-18,19,20,21 J-19,21 K,L-19

[MrWillsauce]

Grek's Red Elves
Stocks: 309 Food, 14 herds of unicorns, 0 iron ore, 10 charcoal, 1 iron bars, 1 steel bars, 7 iron spears, 0 Mithril bars, 5 Mithril weapons, 1 steel armor, the Philosopher's Stone, the Gem of Fertility, the Sword of Time, the Seaman's Pearl, the Cloak of Shadow
Structures: 9 Elf Villages, 44 Nature Preserves, 4 Farms, 2 iron mines, 2 double iron mines, 2 coal mines, 7 Forges, 1 ambush
Population: 17
Armies: 1 (King Grek II, +2 defense, +5 attack, and +1 movement, wielding the Cloak of Shadows, holds the Onyx of the Earth)
Technologies: Preservation, Fishing, Fortress, Sailing, Mining, Charcoal Burning, Smelting, Steel Smelting, Magma Smelting, Weapon Smithing, Mithril Smithing, Armoring, Farming, Subterranean Farming

Ship of Freaks's Pink Dwarves
Stocks: 1 Food, 6 iron ore, 4 Mithril bars, 3 iron spears
Structures: 8 Mountainhalls, 13 Subterranean Farms, 6 Mithril mines, 7 Dwarf Fortresses
Population: 25
Armies: 0 total
Technologies: Mining, Subterranean Farming, Fortress, Farming, Mithril Mining, Sailing

Corai's Purple Humans
Stocks: 7 Food, 7 herds of unicorns, 6 iron ore, 1 coal, 5 Mithril weapons
Structures: 3 Towns, 9 farms, 21 forts, 11 nature preserves
Population: 18
Armies: 12 total (1-6 have +1 movement and +1 attack, 7-12 +1 movement and +5 attack, 1-12 are repelling elvish invaders in Onyx Isle)
Technologies: Farming, Fortress, Sailing, Preservation, Mining

Goings on:

Spoiler: The Onyx (click to show/hide)

The Onyx is taken personally by the peasant-king to the secret human treasure vault (which has never had a chance to be used until now). Along his whole journey the King is stalked by an invisible predator: King Grek II himself armed with an artifact of his own. The King travels by boat, then by unicorn several miles until he arrives at a remote farm on the fringe of the northern desert. No one would suspect this place to be the home of treasure. Grek watched as the King located the secret hatch in the middle of the field and descended into the chamber, which was full of humans armed with as much Mithril as could be spared. Grek II was tempted to slay the King then and there, but decided to wait and allow his father to perform that duty when he returned from the Underworld. As soon as the King and his personal guards were on their way, Grek sneaked into the vault. With one fluid motion, Grek slit the throat of one guard, while throwing that guard's sword into another human. Grek then proceeded into the innermost chamber where the Onyx was kept and slayed all 5 guards inside before they knew what hit them. The elf nearly jumped for joy as he walked from the field and mounted his horse. He needed only to ride home and return these two items to the other four, and he would become the supreme ruler of the Universe.

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

[Corai]

Raise two armies at C-17, unicorn & mithril armed and STOP HIM! (If that is him)[1/18] Not him.
Raise three unicorn/mithril armed armies at M-15 and STOP HIM! (If that is him)[1/18]
8 humans farm [9/18]
9 humans research smelting. [18/18]

[Grek]

King Grek II returns to the lands of the elves, outracing the armies of man.

The rest doesn't matter, as the King then proceeds to use his unnatural power to throw open the gates of hell and allow his long-lost father to return from the afterlife.

In the end, it is not hatred, nor ambition, nor tyranny that destroyed this world, but love, of a son for his dearly departed father.

[Ship of Freaks]

build farm I-19
abdicate

Oh, it's a great thing
To be a mad king.
Confuse your advisers, eat the flesh of children,
Die in bloody battle to return a mechalich.

The dwarves may be tougher,
But all now will suffer....

It's a grea~t thing.