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Author Topic: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.  (Read 8232 times)

Loud Whispers

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2012, 03:13:22 pm »
BEGIN DIGGING.

ACQUIRE SHINY THING.
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Sinpwn

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2012, 03:25:40 pm »
Sneakily move-without-moving behind the person closest to me and break their neck. Sneakily.
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2012, 04:22:47 pm »
Bash someone deserving with my mighty weapon, Mr. Fluffles.
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GraveHaunter92

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2012, 04:59:08 pm »
SCREAM AT SKY.  CAUSE MOON TO CRASH TOWARD PLANET
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Quote from: TCM on March 25, 2013, 04:23:36 pm
Jesus must have been guiding him in living out the way of the samurai.

sayaks

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2012, 05:17:06 pm »
Scream and become an ethereal creature, ready to feast on minds!
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Yoink

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2012, 05:17:43 pm »
>Be Morgan Freeman
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2012, 05:35:01 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on August 10, 2012, 03:10:50 pm
You have obviously not heard of Derm.

Force author to read the roll to roll to dodge adventure.

The voice booms,
OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF YOU. YOU'RE JUST NOT POWERFUL IN THIS GAME. BESIDES, I HAVE NOT GOTTEN AROUND TO READING PAST PAGE 2 OF RTRTD. HA!
He strikes you down with lightning. You are now Derm the Hellbringing Pile of Ash.

Quote from: Loud Whispers on August 10, 2012, 03:13:22 pm
BEGIN DIGGING.

ACQUIRE SHINY THING.

You dig deep. You arrive in china holding several things that may or may not be shiny. Including a cat. Eww.

Quote from: Sinpwn on August 10, 2012, 03:25:40 pm
Sneakily move-without-moving behind the person closest to me and break their neck. Sneakily.

Unfortunately, the person closest to you is you. Fortunately, you suck at breaking necks, so you only end up paralyzed at the fingers.

Quote from: Nirur Torir on August 10, 2012, 04:22:47 pm
Bash someone deserving with my mighty weapon, Mr. Fluffles.

You bash the already-paralyzed SinPwn with your new weapon. It hurts a surprising amount, and he is now paralyzed at the toes as well.

Quote from: GraveHaunter92 on August 10, 2012, 04:59:08 pm
SCREAM AT SKY.  CAUSE MOON TO CRASH TOWARD PLANET

You scream, and it brings the moon down. The moon is surprisingly tiny, and it bonks you on the head. Oh, wait, that's a golf ball. You now realise you are on a golf course.

Quote from: sayaks on August 10, 2012, 05:17:06 pm
Scream and become an ethereal creature, ready to feast on minds!

You scream like a banshee and become a spirit, ready to haunt stuff, instead. You fly into Mr. Fluffles and do...What?

Quote from: Yoink on August 10, 2012, 05:17:43 pm
>Be Morgan Freeman


YOU ARE NOW GOD. But only a god look alike. Who happens to be parapalegic and without toes.

Current Setting: Golf Course.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2012, 05:42:43 pm »
GIVE CAT TO MOLE PEOPLE
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Yoink

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2012, 05:44:08 pm »
>INFILTRATE OFFICE OF GOLF COURSE

RESCUE ALL THEIR PANDAS
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Maxinum McDreich

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2012, 05:52:47 pm »
BURN THE GOLF COURSE! MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Caerwyn

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2012, 07:17:57 pm »
Dream of beautiful women and comfy pillows.
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2012, 07:25:45 pm »
Exorcise Mr. Fluffles by yelling. Then yell some more.
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sayaks

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2012, 07:31:37 pm »
Haunt! (duh)
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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2012, 07:32:08 pm »
Revive derm.
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You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
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GraveHaunter92

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2012, 11:04:58 pm »
THROW GOLFBALL BACK.  THEN PASS OUT IN SANDTRAP!
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Quote from: TCM on March 25, 2013, 04:23:36 pm
Jesus must have been guiding him in living out the way of the samurai.
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