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Author Topic: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.  (Read 8190 times)

Greenstarfanatic

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Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« on: August 10, 2012, 01:38:06 pm »
We don't have a popular roll to dodge that's just there for the point of rolling and dodging, so here we go.

You're standing in a blank room, with a bunch of other people. They don't seem important, so you don't pay much attention to them.

Suddenly, a voice booms out from the sky, yelling,
SO? AREN'T YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING?
So? Will you?

This is just going to be a roll to dodge about near nothing.

Choose to do anything, and the booming voice shall roll. No need for a character sheet unless you want one, and...yeah. Nothing much to say but...post!
« Last Edit: October 10, 2013, 11:37:32 am by Greenstarfanatic »
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2012, 01:41:30 pm »
Dodge.
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2012, 01:42:55 pm »
Acquire random race and class.
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Sinpwn

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2012, 01:44:07 pm »
Stand perfectly still.
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tomas1297

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2012, 01:52:02 pm »
Roll.
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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2012, 01:55:09 pm »
BREATHE!
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Caerwyn

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2012, 02:12:44 pm »
Enter a martial trance!
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2012, 02:15:53 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 10, 2012, 01:41:30 pm
Dodge.

You toss a kitchen knife in the air and attempt to dodge it. Cool! Now you'll be referred to as the toeles ninja.

Quote from: Nirur Torir on August 10, 2012, 01:42:55 pm
Acquire random race and class.

You exit the room as a Warrior Orc. Now what?

Quote from: Sinpwn on August 10, 2012, 01:44:07 pm
Stand perfectly still.

You stand so still that everyone begins to stare at you including the guy wihtout toes. They wonder where you went, and leave. YOU ARE THE TRUE NINJA MASTER. You even take Slowpoke in as your student.

Quote from: tomas1297 on August 10, 2012, 01:52:02 pm
Roll.


You attempt to somersault but get distracted by the sudden disappearance of SinPwn and Slowpoke cutting his toes off. You slam into a wall and knock yourself out. Nice.

Quote from: anailater on August 10, 2012, 01:55:09 pm
BREATHE!

NO. YOU WILL DIE.

Quote from: Caerwyn on August 10, 2012, 02:12:44 pm
Enter a martial trance!

The voice says HUH? and instead puts you into a Martial Stance and a Regular Trance at tjhe same time. Now you're ready to fight. Sleepily.
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Caerwyn

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2012, 02:17:59 pm »
Take a...nap...
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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2012, 02:25:45 pm »
ACQUIRE NUTRITION.
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tomas1297

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2012, 02:26:10 pm »
Roll some actual dice for the actions.
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Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on October 15, 2011, 03:51:46 am
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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2012, 02:31:31 pm »
Look for proper orc weapon. Perchance something big and sharp, big and smashy, or big and sharp and smashy.
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Dermonster

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2012, 02:32:32 pm »
Derm it.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2012, 02:49:07 pm »
Quote from: Caerwyn on August 10, 2012, 02:17:59 pm
Take a...nap...

You flop down FIERCLY on a nearby couch, ready to KILL and dream that might ATTACK.
HI YA.

Quote from: Loud Whispers on August 10, 2012, 02:25:45 pm
ACQUIRE NUTRITION.

YOU AQUIRE SHOVEL. IT HAVE IRON.

LOTS OF IT.

Quote from: tomas1297 on August 10, 2012, 02:26:10 pm
Roll some actual dice for the actions.

NO. NO DICE FOR YOU.

Quote from: Nirur Torir on August 10, 2012, 02:31:31 pm
Look for proper orc weapon. Perchance something big and sharp, big and smashy, or big and sharp and smashy.

You get a giant teddy bear.

That fits the criteria, right?

Quote from: dermonster on August 10, 2012, 02:32:32 pm
Derm it.

You completely and fully Dermed it. Now, what did you Derm and what did it do?
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Dermonster

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Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2012, 03:10:50 pm »
You have obviously not heard of Derm.

Force author to read the roll to roll to dodge adventure.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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