You have obviously not heard of Derm.
Force author to read the roll to roll to dodge adventure.
The voice booms,
OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF YOU. YOU'RE JUST NOT POWERFUL IN THIS GAME. BESIDES, I HAVE NOT GOTTEN AROUND TO READING PAST PAGE 2 OF RTRTD. HA!He strikes you down with lightning. You are now Derm the Hellbringing Pile of Ash.
BEGIN DIGGING.
ACQUIRE SHINY THING.
You dig deep. You arrive in china holding several things that may or may not be shiny. Including a cat. Eww.
Sneakily move-without-moving behind the person closest to me and break their neck. Sneakily.
Unfortunately, the person closest to you is you. Fortunately, you suck at breaking necks, so you only end up paralyzed at the fingers.
Bash someone deserving with my mighty weapon, Mr. Fluffles.
You bash the already-paralyzed SinPwn with your new weapon. It hurts a surprising amount, and he is now paralyzed at the toes as well.
SCREAM AT SKY. CAUSE MOON TO CRASH TOWARD PLANET
You scream, and it brings the moon down. The moon is surprisingly tiny, and it bonks you on the head. Oh, wait, that's a golf ball. You now realise you are on a golf course.
Scream and become an ethereal creature, ready to feast on minds!
You scream like a banshee and become a spirit, ready to haunt stuff, instead. You fly into Mr. Fluffles and do...What?
>Be Morgan Freeman
YOU ARE NOW GOD. But only a god look alike. Who happens to be parapalegic and without toes.
Current Setting: Golf Course.