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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #75 on: August 11, 2012, 12:57:26 pm »
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 10, 2012, 03:59:20 pm
NOOOOOOSTEVE.

RESPAWN AS...

APPLEJACK, WHY NOT?

BUCK NIKO IN FACE.

(5) YOU ARE APPLEJACK.

(2) YOU DON'T BUCK NIKO.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 10, 2012, 04:00:09 pm
USE PARTY BOY TACTICS ON NIKO. Warning. Link mildly disturbing. You may need brain bleach.

(5) YOU STRIP YOURSELF IN NIKO, A REMARKABLE FEET SINCE YOU ARE A MISSILE LAUNCHER.

(5) NIKO SHOOTS YOUR CONTROL PANEL. SHUT DOWN. DED.

Quote from: Yoink on August 10, 2012, 04:12:59 pm
REMAIN DED OUT OF SPITE

(5) DED.

Quote from: Corai on August 10, 2012, 04:28:34 pm
WAIT, GREEN RESPAWNED AS APPLEJACK? I AM JEALOUS, JUMP OFF CLIFF TO RESPAWN AS LYRA.

(1) YOU RESPAWN AS HOMESTUCK. HA HA.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 10, 2012, 04:30:15 pm
Spawn again, as doom guy. BFG all over Niko.

(4) YOU SPAWN AS DOOM GUY.

(6) YOU OVERLOAD THE BFG AND YOU DIE. DED.

(6) NIKO EASILY DODGES THE EXPLOSION.

Quote from: sayaks on August 10, 2012, 05:13:37 pm
Enter NIKO BELLIC's mind through anus!

(2) YOU HIT NIKO BELLIC'S ASS WITH YOUR FACE. IT DOESN'T WORK.

(5) NIKO SHOOTS YOU IN BRAIN. DED.

Quote from: Powder Miner on August 10, 2012, 07:13:21 pm
BE POLICE POTATO! FIRE FRENCH FRIES UPON NIKO BELLIC!

(2) YOU ARE POTATO POLICE. OR A CRAZY HOMELESS GUY WITH A PACKAGE OF MC DONALDS FRENCH FRIES.

(6) YOU THROW THE POTATO AT NIKO. OR MAYBE THAT WAS YOUR LUNGS. DED.

(4) NIKO HIT IN FACE WITH LUNGS. EW.

Quote from: Geen on August 10, 2012, 09:53:06 pm
Reveal with yet another plot twist that that Snake was actually Raiden due to the actions of the government caused by the shadow government who were tricked by some dude who was actually a front for some other dude who has giant robots and stuff. Real Snake now, be sneaky. Find Metal Gear.

(5) YOU DO SOME COMPLICATED SHIT AND ARE SNAKE.

(6) YOU FIND METAL GEAR. METAL GEAR WANTS TO KILL YOU.

(3) METAL GEAR KICKS YOU IN LEGS. LEGS BROKEN.


O.G.Z. SHOOTS AT EAST COAST RAPPERS. (2) MISS.

EAST COAST FIGHTS BACK! (3) SHOOT O.G.Z. LEADER IN THE DED.

EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG COMES BACK AND SHOOTS AT APPLEJACK. (3) INSTEAD, DECIDE TO KIDNAP HER.


NIKO BELLIC SHOOTS HOMESTUCK. (5) HOMESTUCK DIES. WORLD HAPPINESS RISES.

Spoiler: NIKO BELLIC (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: LOCATION (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: DEATH TOLL (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #76 on: August 11, 2012, 01:00:24 pm »
...BAD THOUGHTS ARE BAD. TELL EAST EUROPEAN GANG WHAT I JUST IMAGINED WHEN I READ THAT, TAKE SATISFACTION IN THEIR DIGUSTED SCREAMS.


EDIT: RESPAWN, THEN KICK SELF FOR FORGETTING TO SAY RESPAWN.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2012, 01:04:14 pm by Corai »
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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« Reply #77 on: August 11, 2012, 02:13:55 pm »
I am lightning, the rain transformed.

Become cyborg ninja Raiden. Make sure I have all my limbs, do that lightning stuff on Niko.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #78 on: August 11, 2012, 02:42:13 pm »
...APPLEJACK DOES NOT GET KIDNAPPED.

BUCK AAAALLLL THE KIDNAPPERS.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #79 on: August 11, 2012, 04:00:11 pm »
Transform into Trollestia, and ask Niko if he likes bananas.
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« Reply #80 on: August 11, 2012, 04:04:00 pm »
BE FBI POTATO AND FIRE TATER TOTS OF LEAD AT NIKO BELLIC
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #81 on: August 11, 2012, 04:05:41 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on August 11, 2012, 04:00:11 pm
Transform into Trollestia, and ask Niko if he likes bananas.

I'm going to assume you just discovered that video and can't get enough of it.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #82 on: August 11, 2012, 04:06:07 pm »
Reverse time and try again!
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #83 on: August 11, 2012, 04:07:32 pm »
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 11, 2012, 04:05:41 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on August 11, 2012, 04:00:11 pm
Transform into Trollestia, and ask Niko if he likes bananas.

I'm going to assume you just discovered that video and can't get enough of it.
Yep. It's the BEEEEEEEYEEEETCH part that gets me.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #84 on: August 11, 2012, 07:45:11 pm »
Quote from: Corai on August 11, 2012, 01:00:24 pm
...BAD THOUGHTS ARE BAD. TELL EAST EUROPEAN GANG WHAT I JUST IMAGINED WHEN I READ THAT, TAKE SATISFACTION IN THEIR DIGUSTED SCREAMS.


EDIT: RESPAWN, THEN KICK SELF FOR FORGETTING TO SAY RESPAWN.

(4) RESPAWN

(5) KICK SELF IN HEAD. UNCONCIOUS.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 11, 2012, 02:13:55 pm
I am lightning, the rain transformed.

Become cyborg ninja Raiden. Make sure I have all my limbs, do that lightning stuff on Niko.

(3) YOU BEGIN NINJA GAIDEN.

(5) YOU POINT YOUR FINGERS AT NIKO AND YELL, "LIGHTNING! PEW PEW PEW."

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 11, 2012, 02:42:13 pm
...APPLEJACK DOES NOT GET KIDNAPPED.

BUCK AAAALLLL THE KIDNAPPERS.

(1) DID YOU MEAN FUCK?

OH SHI-

*ONE HOUR LATER*

YOUR CUTIE MARK IS NOW A BUCKET.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 11, 2012, 04:00:11 pm
Transform into Trollestia, and ask Niko if he likes bananas.

(6) YOU TRANSFORM INTO MOLESTIA.

(2) "HEY NIKO, ARE YOU A BITCH THAT LIKES BANANAS?" "MAYBE."

Quote from: Powder Miner on August 11, 2012, 04:04:00 pm
BE FBI POTATO AND FIRE TATER TOTS OF LEAD AT NIKO BELLIC

(4) YOU ARE ROOKIE FBI POTATO.

(4) YOU FIRE LEAD TATER TOTS.

(5) TATER TOTS FALL SHORT OF NIKO, SINCE THEY WEREN'T MEANT TO BE SHOT. NIKO SHOOTS YOU BACK IN THE EYE. DED.

Quote from: sayaks on August 11, 2012, 04:06:07 pm
Reverse time and try again!

(4) YOU GO BACK BEFORE THIS ALL BEGAN. HOWEVER, YOU DO IT IN A POCKET DEMNISION THAT YOU CREATED IN YOUR OWN PERCEPTIVE REALITY SO THEREFOR IT DOES NOT EFFECT ANYONE ELSE.

IT'S SORT OF LIKE THE MATRIX.

OR A DOMANATRIX.

PREPARE YOUR ANUS.

NIX.


HAVING DONE UNSPEAKABLE THINGS WITH APPLEJACK, EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG DECIDES TO KIDNAP MOLESTIA NEXT. (3) FREE LAP DANCES FOR EVERYONE!

O.G.Z. FIGHT EAST COAST RAPPERS. (6-1) EAST COAST RAPPERS DEAD. O.G.Z. CELEBRATES WITH MOLESTIA, BUT FINDS EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG ALREADY THERE. (3) GANGS START SHOOTING AND KILLING EACH OTHER.

NIKO BELLIC FLIES OUT THE KITCHEN EXIT! HE CALLS ROMAN. (6) "HEY COUSIN!" ROMAN APPEARS INSTANTLY IN FRONT OF NIKO IN A CAB. "WANT TO GO BOWLING COUSIN?" NIKO JUMPS IN YELLING, "NO, SHUT UP AND DRIVE OUT OF THIS FUCKING CITY!" "OKAY COUSIN!" THE CAB STARTS DRIVING AWAY.




Spoiler: NIKO BELLIC (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: DEATH TOLL (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #85 on: August 11, 2012, 07:46:22 pm »
EXPOSE EAST EUROPEAN GANG AS CLOPPERS.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #86 on: August 11, 2012, 07:48:31 pm »
BRIDGES CLOSED DUE TO STORM WARNING
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« Reply #87 on: August 11, 2012, 07:48:59 pm »
Master dimensional travel!
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #88 on: August 11, 2012, 07:52:19 pm »
BE GOD OF ALL POTATOES! TRANSFORM NIKO BELLIC'S CAR HE IS DRIVING IN INTO A POTATO!
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #89 on: August 11, 2012, 08:20:44 pm »
Go all ninja on Niko. Slice, dice, destroy.
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