Utilize FoN. Jump at random, fire FoN at Nico.
(3) YOU SHOOT AT NIKO BELLIC. HE NOTICES.
(5) SHOOTS BACK, HITS YOU IN SCOUT EYE. GOES THROUGH BRAIN. DED.
RESPAWN. ATTACK YOINK WITH RAPPERS.
(3) RESPAWN AS ANGRY MENOPAUSAL WOMAN.
(6) YOU CALL EVERY EAST COAST RAPPER TO THE CITY. THEY COME. YOINK IS CURRENTLY DED.
REPLACE LEG WITH PICKAXE. EQUIP EXPLODEYS TO ARROWS AND MACHINE GUN SHOOT NIKO MAN.
RATATATATATBOOMBOOMKABOMSHOOMRATAT.
(4) PICKAXE IS NOW ARTIFICIAL LEG.
(5) YOU SHOOT EXPLOSIVES AT NIKO MAN.
(1) HE GETS HIT.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! FACK!!!!1!"NO
CITY IS NOT ON FIRE
CITY IS BEING FLOODED
BY BULLETS
SAY HELLO TO THE SEVENTH STAR, NIKO
(3) YOU INSTEAD FLOOD CITY WITH WATER INSTEAD. FIRE IS NOW REPLACED BY FLOOD. THOUSANDS DROWN.
BE SOLID SNAKE. BE SNEAKY. TRANQUILIZE RANDOM PEOPLE FOR NO REASON WHILE BEING SNEAKY.
(5) YOU ARE SOLID SNAKE.
(1) YOU TRANQUILIZE YOURSELF BY ACCIDENT. WITH CYANIDE. DED.
Get flamethrower and go after niko.
(6) YOU LEAVE YOUR OFFICE AND RUN TO THE RESTURAUNT, AND LIGHT EVERYTHING ON FIRE. YOUR PLAN IS NEUTRALIZED BY THE FLOODING.
AM NOW D.E.D: DOMINATRIX ESTROGEN DESTROYER
SENSE ESTORGEN IN NIKO
USE TESTOSTERONE BOMB
(6) YOU BOMB NIKO. HE GOES INTO TESTERSERONE RAGE. UH OH.
Use David Blaine magic tricks to make the fires disappear.
(1) YOU PUT OUT THE FIRE BY STANDING IN IT! IT WORKS. EXCEPT IT DOESN'T BECAUSE THE FIRE IS WATER. AND YOU DROWNED. DED.
Rub my smashed face against NIKO BELLIC until he dies, if I die, respawn as a monster which can enter NIKO BELLIC'S mind and make him break down into fear. Else, run around and think that i'm a Dalek. Then do everything that ever has happened/is happening/ will happen.
(2-1) YOU RUB FACE AGAINST NIKO AFFICTIONATLEY.
(4) HE RESPONDS BY PISTOL WHIPPING YOU AGAIN, BREAKING YOUR HEAD. DED.
(3) YOU RESPOND AS A MONSTER THAT CAN ENTER NIKO'S MIND VIA HIS ANUS. WELL THEN.
EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG RECRUITS MORE. (5) FULL STRENGTH. THEY START GOING BACK TO BATTLE GROUNDS.
SPACE COUNCIL FIGHTING. (5) THEY ALL KILL EACH OTHER. DED.
O.G.Z. STARTS SHOOTING ROCKETS AT D.E.D. (3) D.E.D. LOSES A ROCKET THRUSTER.
INCREDIBLY SLOW TANK DIVISION SHOOTS AT THE RESTURAUNT. (5) EVERYONE INSIDE DED. NIKO WOUNDED.
NIKO BELLIC STANDS UP FROM THE RUBBLE AND BRUSHES HIMSELF OFF. "GOOD THING FOR BODY ARMOR, HUH?" (5) HE SHOOTS THE TANK DIVISION WITH A ROCKET. TANK DIVISION EXPLODES! DED.
(5) FLOOD IS BAD. STEVE DROWNS. DED.
LORDSLOWPOKE - MILITARY ARTILLERY GUY.
BARADINE - SWAT DIRECTOR.
MCCLAY - PSP AGENT.
BORNO - NIKO BELLIC II. BLEEDING CHEST WOUND.
KINGFISHER - MILITARY PRECISION BOMBER.
SAYAKS - CRAZY HOMELESS GUY WHO THINS HE'S A MONSTER. FACE SMASHED. DAZED. (-1 to rolls next turn)
IMAKUNI - YOUTH BASKETBALL TEAM.
CORAI - ANGRY MENOPAUSAL WOMAN.
XANTLOS - D.E.D. ROCKET THRUSTER DESTROYED.
SAYAKS - ANAL PROBE MONSTER.
RESTURAUNT IN MIDDLE OF LIBERTY CITY WHICH IS FLOOD. AND EXPLODED.
ALL CIVILLIANS IN LIBERTY HOSPITAL
RAMBO
22 SWATS
ANOTHER ENTIRE HOSPITAL
A NEIGHBORHOOD
EVERYONE IN RESTURAUNT
THA' BOSS
6 EUROPEAN GANGSTERS
THIRD STREET SAINTS
4592 CIVILLIANS LOST TO FLOOD
SPACE COUNCIL
INCREDIBLY SLOW TANK DIVISION
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