NOOOOOOSTEVE.
RESPAWN AS...
APPLEJACK, WHY NOT?
BUCK NIKO IN FACE.
(5) YOU ARE APPLEJACK.
(2) YOU DON'T BUCK NIKO.
USE PARTY BOY TACTICS ON NIKO. Warning. Link mildly disturbing. You may need brain bleach.
(5) YOU STRIP YOURSELF IN NIKO, A REMARKABLE FEET SINCE YOU ARE A MISSILE LAUNCHER.
(5) NIKO SHOOTS YOUR CONTROL PANEL. SHUT DOWN. DED.
REMAIN DED OUT OF SPITE
(5) DED.
WAIT, GREEN RESPAWNED AS APPLEJACK? I AM JEALOUS, JUMP OFF CLIFF TO RESPAWN AS LYRA.
(1) YOU RESPAWN AS HOMESTUCK. HA HA.
Spawn again, as doom guy. BFG all over Niko.
(4) YOU SPAWN AS DOOM GUY.
(6) YOU OVERLOAD THE BFG AND YOU DIE. DED.
(6) NIKO EASILY DODGES THE EXPLOSION.
Enter NIKO BELLIC's mind through anus!
(2) YOU HIT NIKO BELLIC'S ASS WITH YOUR FACE. IT DOESN'T WORK.
(5) NIKO SHOOTS YOU IN BRAIN. DED.
BE POLICE POTATO! FIRE FRENCH FRIES UPON NIKO BELLIC!
(2) YOU ARE POTATO POLICE. OR A CRAZY HOMELESS GUY WITH A PACKAGE OF MC DONALDS FRENCH FRIES.
(6) YOU THROW THE POTATO AT NIKO. OR MAYBE THAT WAS YOUR LUNGS. DED.
(4) NIKO HIT IN FACE WITH LUNGS. EW.
Reveal with yet another plot twist that that Snake was actually Raiden due to the actions of the government caused by the shadow government who were tricked by some dude who was actually a front for some other dude who has giant robots and stuff. Real Snake now, be sneaky. Find Metal Gear.
(5) YOU DO SOME COMPLICATED SHIT AND ARE SNAKE.
(6) YOU FIND METAL GEAR. METAL GEAR WANTS TO KILL YOU.
(3) METAL GEAR KICKS YOU IN LEGS. LEGS BROKEN.
O.G.Z. SHOOTS AT EAST COAST RAPPERS. (2) MISS.
EAST COAST FIGHTS BACK! (3) SHOOT O.G.Z. LEADER IN THE DED.
EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG COMES BACK AND SHOOTS AT APPLEJACK. (3) INSTEAD, DECIDE TO KIDNAP HER.
NIKO BELLIC SHOOTS HOMESTUCK. (5) HOMESTUCK DIES. WORLD HAPPINESS RISES.LORDSLOWPOKE - MILITARY ARTILLERY GUY.
BARADINE - SWAT DIRECTOR.
MCCLAY - PSP AGENT.
BORNO - NIKO BELLIC II. BLEEDING CHEST WOUND.
KINGFISHER - MILITARY PRECISION BOMBER.
SAYAKS - CRAZY HOMELESS GUY WHO THINS HE'S A MONSTER. FACE SMASHED. DAZED. (-1 to rolls next turn)
IMAKUNI - YOUTH BASKETBALL TEAM.
CORAI - HOMESTUCK.
GREENSTARFANATIC - APPLEJACK.
GEEN - SOLID SNAKE. BROKEN LEGS.
O.G.Z. (LEADER DED)
EAST COAST RAPPERS
METAL GEAR
RESTURAUNT IN MIDDLE OF LIBERTY CITY WHICH IS FLOOD. AND EXPLODED.
ALL CIVILLIANS IN LIBERTY HOSPITAL
RAMBO
22 SWATS
ANOTHER ENTIRE HOSPITAL
A NEIGHBORHOOD
EVERYONE IN RESTURAUNT
THA' BOSS
6 EUROPEAN GANGSTERS
THIRD STREET SAINTS
4592 CIVILLIANS LOST TO FLOOD
SPACE COUNCIL
INCREDIBLY SLOW TANK DIVISION
O.G.Z. BOSS
HOMESTUCK