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Author Topic: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC  (Read 22487 times)

borno

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2012, 11:32:28 pm »

IS MASTER HACKER. OPEN HEALTH_PACK.EXE, SPAWN_10_MEDKITS, USE ON SELF
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2012, 12:22:54 am »

Call down all nukes on Niko!
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2012, 12:34:21 am »

Become SCP-682, Kill NIKO BELLIC
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 12:36:56 am by sayaks »
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2012, 12:47:23 am »

BE KENYAN RUNNING STAR.

GIVE CHASE.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2012, 01:36:29 am »

BE EMANCIATED OLD MAN

BERATE PEOPLE TO DEATH
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2012, 01:57:27 am »

Casts summon bigger Niko Bellic.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2012, 02:13:05 am »

GIVE CHASE

SEDUCE NIKO

PASSIONATE EMBRACE

...WHILST ON FIRE
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LordSlowpoke

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« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2012, 09:05:08 am »

THROW STARS EVERYWHERE

HOPE THIS CALLS DOWN WRATH OF ANGRY SPECIAL FORCES
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« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2012, 12:29:20 pm »

RESPAWN AGAIN. BRING THE THIRD STREET SAINTS TO HELP FIGHT.

(4) RESPAWN

(5) THIRD STREET SAINTS ARE THERE. THEY SHOOT AT SWAT.

(3) KILL TWO SWAT.

Exit hl2.exe. Restart, rejoin server. Spawn as Pyro. Rush.

(6) SERVER FULL

THROW PSPS AT NIKO.

(4) THREW PSP AT NIKO. HE TRIPS. "AAAAGGHHH!"

REALISE AM ACTUALLY MINECRAFT STEVE GUY. STILL AWESOME STEVE, JUST WITH MORE SLASHY SLASHY. USE DIAMOND SLASHY ON REAL NIKO MAN.

(6) YOU REALIZE YOU ARE STEVE. YOU HAVE SUDDEN URGE TO MINE AND ARE DISTRACTED.

(1) YOU START MINING AND ACCIDENTALLY RIP OFF ONE OF YOUR LEGS.

Call down all nukes on Niko!

(4) YOU DON'T HAVE NUKES. YOU RESORT TO NAPALM STRIKE.

(2) HEAVY WIND. NAPALM GOES INTO AJACENT NEIGHBORHOOD, KILLING HUNDREDS.

Become SCP-682, Kill NIKO BELLIC

(2) YOU BECOME A CRAZY GUY WHO THINKS HE'S AN SCP.

(6) YOU RUN AFTER NIKO, ACTING LIKE AN ELDRICH ABOMINATION.

(1) NIKO SHOOTS AT YOU AND MISSES, AND EMPTIES HIS ENTIRE CLIP.

BE KENYAN RUNNING STAR.

GIVE CHASE.

(3) YOU BECOME GHANESE RUNNING STAR.

(4) YOU RUN AT NIKO.

(4) HE SHOOTS YOU IN STOMACH. OW.

BE EMANCIATED OLD MAN

BERATE PEOPLE TO DEATH

(3) YOU BECOME FAT GUY IN HIS 50'S.

(2) YOU TRY TO BERATE PEOPLE BUT STOP TO CATCH YOUR BREATH.

Casts summon bigger Niko Bellic.

(2) OOGA BOOGA. OH WAIT, YOU'RE DAVID BLAINE. YOU SUCK AT MAGIC. WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT DANE COOK.

GIVE CHASE

SEDUCE NIKO

PASSIONATE EMBRACE

...WHILST ON FIRE

(1) YOU GIVE CHASE AND TRIP ON ONE OF THE BODIES IN THE HOSPITAL.

(5) YOU MANAGE TO EXTINGUISH THE FIRE WITH LIPSTICK.

THROW STARS EVERYWHERE

HOPE THIS CALLS DOWN WRATH OF ANGRY SPECIAL FORCES


(6) YOU THROW STARS. ACTUAL STARS. BECAUSE YOU ARE IN SPACE.

(4) THIS ATTRACTS THE SPACE COUNCIL. THEY ARE ANGRY AT YOU.


EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG SHOOTS AT SAYAKS. (4) SHOT IN LOWER BACK.

NIKO BELLIC CALLS FOR HIS COUSIN. (1) "CUSTOMER SERVICE HOW CAN I HELP YOU?" "FUCK!" HE THROWS HIS PHONE ON THE GROUND.

HE RUNS THROUGH THE STREET INTO A (3) RESTURAUNT. HE STARTS SHOOTING THE PLACE UP.



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kingfisher1112

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2012, 12:41:09 pm »

Call down every single piece of ordnance possible on niko.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2012, 12:44:20 pm »

Use sumo wrestling prowess to break Niko. By the way, how do you get hyperlinks to actually look like words and not whatever abomination the thing I posted is? Xantalos is not codeperson.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 01:13:13 pm by Xantalos »
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sayaks

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2012, 12:48:23 pm »

Escape from this disgusting body, enter NIKO BELLIC's mind and make him break down into fear.
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TCM

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« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2012, 12:49:55 pm »

Use sumo wrestling prowess]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNIfKjCEPq4] sumo wrestling prowess to break Niko. By the way, how do you get hyperlinks to actually look like words and not whatever abomination the thing I posted is? Xantalos is not codeperson.

You press the hyperlink button and in the first box you put = and the URL between url and the end of the box. So it should look like [url = www.insertlinkhere.com] in the first box, minus the spaces of course, and then you put the words in between the first and last URL Box.

Quote this post and read it, you'll get a better idea.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2012, 01:08:56 pm »

Use sumo wrestling prowess]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNIfKjCEPq4] sumo wrestling prowess to break Niko. By the way, how do you get hyperlinks to actually look like words and not whatever abomination the thing I posted is? Xantalos is not codeperson.

You press the hyperlink button and in the first box you put = and the URL between url and the end of the box. So it should look like [url = www.insertlinkhere.com] in the first box, minus the spaces of course, and then you put the words in between the first and last URL Box.

Quote this post and read it, you'll get a better idea.
Thank you SIR!.../MADAM!.../ENTITY OF UNDETERMINED GENDER!
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #44 on: August 09, 2012, 01:59:42 pm »

USE SMOOTH TALKING TO DIRECT ATTENTION OF COUNCIL AT NIKO
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