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Author Topic: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC  (Read 22759 times)

Corai

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2012, 10:24:01 pm »
RUN TO FRONT OF HOSPITAL, OPEN FIRE AT SWAT WHILE USING NURSE AS SHEILD.
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Yoink

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2012, 10:26:18 pm »
SHOO COPS AND SWAT AWAY

DIGUISE SELF AS BIG-BREASTED AMERICAN FEMALE

INVITE TO BOWLING ALLEY

???

PROFIT
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2012, 10:28:41 pm »
HA! AND YOU THOUGH MY IDEA OF PARAPALEGIC MORGAN FREEMAN TOELESS CLEANING LADY WAS STUPID! HA!
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2012, 10:33:24 pm »
"YOU STUPID NIKO"
"YOU TOOK GRENADE AND PUT IT IN GUN AND GUN EXPLODED INTO BLACK HOLE"
"ONLY STUPID DO THAT"
MAKE FUN OF NIKO
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2012, 10:34:45 pm »
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2012, 10:20:43 pm
BECOME STEVE.
STEVE AWESOME.
BLIND NIKO MAN WITH STEVE AWESOMENESS.

(4) YOU ARE AWESOME STEVE. YOU STAND IN FRONT OF HOSPITAL AND STRIKE POSE. LADIES FAINTING. MEN BECOMING GAY. NIKO BELLIC SLIGHTLY CONFUSED. IT WAS MAGICAL.

Quote from: Baradine on August 08, 2012, 10:21:17 pm
MORE SWATS.  SO MANY SWATS, HE'LL BE PUKING SWAT, ALONG WITH BLOOD.

CAUSE HE'LL BE DEAD.

(2) SWATS ENTER HOSPITAL AND SHOOT EVERYONE INSIDE. OOPS WRONG HOSTPIAL.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 08, 2012, 10:21:52 pm
"YOU ARE A UN-AMERICAN COMMIE SCUMBAG, NIKO BELLIC!"

Rocket jump into hospital. Shoot Niko with rockets. Scream "Maggot!" whenever possible.

(1) YOU SHOOT ROCKET AT FEET AND EXPLODE INTO GIBLETS.

Quote from: mcclay on August 08, 2012, 10:23:28 pm
BE SCP AGENT, NIKO IS NEW SCP. GET HIM

(1) YOU ARE ACTUALLY PSP AGENT. ALL YOU HAVE ARE PSP'S.

Quote from: Corai on August 08, 2012, 10:24:01 pm
RUN TO FRONT OF HOSPITAL, OPEN FIRE AT SWAT WHILE USING NURSE AS SHEILD.

(3) YOU RUN TO FRONT AT HOSPITAL AND BEGIN SHOOTING AT THE SIDEWALK, USING NURSE AS SHEILD.

Quote from: Yoink on August 08, 2012, 10:26:18 pm
SHOO COPS AND SWAT AWAY

DIGUISE SELF AS BIG-BREASTED AMERICAN FEMALE

INVITE TO BOWLING ALLEY

???

PROFIT

(3) YOU BECOME BIG-BREASTED DRAG QUEEN. YOU GO IN HOSPITAL.

(6) YOU ARE IMMDIATLEY SWARMED BY ALL THE OTHER MALE HOSTAGES.

Quote from: borno on August 08, 2012, 10:33:24 pm
"YOU STUPID NIKO"
"YOU TOOK GRENADE AND PUT IT IN GUN AND GUN EXPLODED INTO BLACK HOLE"
"ONLY STUPID DO THAT"
MAKE FUN OF NIKO

(6) YOU MAKE NIKO VERY UPSET. SO UPSET HE SHOOTS YOU IN THE FACE.


NIKO BELLIC SHOOTS AT CORAI. (5) CORAI SHOT IN BACK REPEDATLEY BY PISTOL BULLETS. DED.

NURSE RUNS AWAY.


Spoiler: NIKO BELLIC (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: PLAYERS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: LOCATION (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: DEATH TOLL (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2012, 10:36:01 pm »
Great, now this is going to be stuck in my "new replies" page for like a month or however long it takes you people to get sick of these thing. I'm going to die.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2012, 10:36:34 pm »
Respawn. Grab health packs. Shoot Nico.
"Maggots."
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Corai

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2012, 10:37:05 pm »
CALL IN GANG TO HELP FIGHT

EDIT, AFTER RESPAWNING OF COURSE.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2012, 10:42:33 pm by Corai »
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Yoink

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2012, 10:37:31 pm »
HIT THEM WITH HANDBAG

HIT FRIGGING EVERYTHING WITH HANDBAG

RE-AFFIX WIG
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

borno

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2012, 10:45:52 pm »
I AM DEAD?

IF SO,  BECOME NIKLO BELIC, NIKO BELLIC'S TWIN BROTHER
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2012, 11:04:08 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 08, 2012, 10:36:34 pm
Respawn. Grab health packs. Shoot Nico.
"Maggots."

(2) RESPAWN IN: 3333333333333333333333333333333333333-*Respawn.exe has stopped working*

Quote from: Corai on August 08, 2012, 10:37:05 pm
CALL IN GANG TO HELP FIGHT

EDIT, AFTER RESPAWNING OF COURSE.

(5) RESPAWNED

(1) YOU ACCIDENTALLY CALLED EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG

(4) THEY SHOOT YOU IN KNEE. OW.

Quote from: Yoink on August 08, 2012, 10:37:31 pm
HIT THEM WITH HANDBAG

HIT FRIGGING EVERYTHING WITH HANDBAG

RE-AFFIX WIG

(5) YOU SUCSESSFUL REPEL THEM AWAY WITH HANDBAG. TO DEATH. YOU KILL EVERYONE IN THE HOSPITAL EXCEPT YOU AND NIKO.

(1) YOU FIX YOUR WIG AND IT IGNITES. GOOD FUCKING GOING MICHAEL JACKSON.

Quote from: borno on August 08, 2012, 10:45:52 pm
I AM DEAD?

IF SO,  BECOME NIKLO BELIC, NIKO BELLIC'S TWIN BROTHER

(5) "HEY WHAT'S HAPPENING BROTHER?"

"FUCK YOU!"

(4) NIKO BELLIC SHOOTS YOU IN CHEST. BLEEDING BADLY. FAMILY ISSUES.


EUROPEAN GANG CONTINUES SHOOTING AT SUITED MAN. (5) SUIT MAN SHOT IN HEAD AGAIN. DEAD.

NIKO BELLIC SAYS "FUCK THIS." RUNS THROUGH HOSPITAL OUT BACK DOOR.



Spoiler: NIKO BELLIC (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: DEATH TOLL (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Corai

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2012, 11:05:51 pm »
RESPAWN AGAIN. BRING THE THIRD STREET SAINTS TO HELP FIGHT.


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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2012, 11:06:05 pm »
Exit hl2.exe. Restart, rejoin server. Spawn as Pyro. Rush.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2012, 11:10:15 pm »
THROW PSPS AT NIKO.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2012, 11:16:42 pm »
REALISE AM ACTUALLY MINECRAFT STEVE GUY. STILL AWESOME STEVE, JUST WITH MORE SLASHY SLASHY. USE DIAMOND SLASHY ON REAL NIKO MAN.
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