RESPAWN AGAIN. BRING THE THIRD STREET SAINTS TO HELP FIGHT.
(4) RESPAWN
(5) THIRD STREET SAINTS ARE THERE. THEY SHOOT AT SWAT.
(3) KILL TWO SWAT.
Exit hl2.exe. Restart, rejoin server. Spawn as Pyro. Rush.
(6) SERVER FULL
THROW PSPS AT NIKO.
(4) THREW PSP AT NIKO. HE TRIPS.
"AAAAGGHHH!"REALISE AM ACTUALLY MINECRAFT STEVE GUY. STILL AWESOME STEVE, JUST WITH MORE SLASHY SLASHY. USE DIAMOND SLASHY ON REAL NIKO MAN.
(6) YOU REALIZE YOU ARE STEVE. YOU HAVE SUDDEN URGE TO MINE AND ARE DISTRACTED.
(1) YOU START MINING AND ACCIDENTALLY RIP OFF ONE OF YOUR LEGS.
Call down all nukes on Niko!
(4) YOU DON'T HAVE NUKES. YOU RESORT TO NAPALM STRIKE.
(2) HEAVY WIND. NAPALM GOES INTO AJACENT NEIGHBORHOOD, KILLING HUNDREDS.
Become SCP-682, Kill NIKO BELLIC
(2) YOU BECOME A CRAZY GUY WHO THINKS HE'S AN SCP.
(6) YOU RUN AFTER NIKO, ACTING LIKE AN ELDRICH ABOMINATION.
(1) NIKO SHOOTS AT YOU AND MISSES, AND EMPTIES HIS ENTIRE CLIP.
BE KENYAN RUNNING STAR.
GIVE CHASE.
(3) YOU BECOME GHANESE RUNNING STAR.
(4) YOU RUN AT NIKO.
(4) HE SHOOTS YOU IN STOMACH. OW.
BE EMANCIATED OLD MAN
BERATE PEOPLE TO DEATH
(3) YOU BECOME FAT GUY IN HIS 50'S.
(2) YOU TRY TO BERATE PEOPLE BUT STOP TO CATCH YOUR BREATH.
Casts summon bigger Niko Bellic.
(2) OOGA BOOGA. OH WAIT, YOU'RE DAVID BLAINE. YOU SUCK AT MAGIC. WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT DANE COOK.
GIVE CHASE
SEDUCE NIKO
PASSIONATE EMBRACE
...WHILST ON FIRE
(1) YOU GIVE CHASE AND TRIP ON ONE OF THE BODIES IN THE HOSPITAL.
(5) YOU MANAGE TO EXTINGUISH THE FIRE WITH LIPSTICK.
THROW STARS EVERYWHERE
HOPE THIS CALLS DOWN WRATH OF ANGRY SPECIAL FORCES
(6) YOU THROW STARS. ACTUAL STARS. BECAUSE YOU ARE IN SPACE.
(4) THIS ATTRACTS THE SPACE COUNCIL. THEY ARE ANGRY AT YOU.
EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG SHOOTS AT SAYAKS. (4) SHOT IN LOWER BACK.
NIKO BELLIC CALLS FOR HIS COUSIN. (1) "CUSTOMER SERVICE HOW CAN I HELP YOU?" "FUCK!" HE THROWS HIS PHONE ON THE GROUND.
HE RUNS THROUGH THE STREET INTO A (3) RESTURAUNT. HE STARTS SHOOTING THE PLACE UP.LORDSLOWPOKE - MILITARY ARTILLERY GUY.
CORAI - RESPAWNED SLEEK SUITED BLONDE MAN.
BARADINE - SWAT DIRECTOR.
GREENSTARFANATIC - AWESOME MINECRAFT STEVE. LEG MISSING. BLEEDING HEAVY.
MCCLAY - PSP AGENT.
YOINK - DRAG QUEEN. BURNT WIG.
BORNO - NIKO BELLIC II. BLEEDING CHEST WOUND.
KINGFISHER - MILITARY PRECISION BOMBER.
SAYAKS - ELDRICH ABOMINATION IN THE BODY OF A CRAZY GUY. LOWER BACK SHOT. BLEEDING.
IMAKUNI - GHANESE RUNNING STAR. STOMACH SHOT. BLEEDING.
XANTALOS - 50 YEAR OLD FATTIE.
HANSLANDA - DAVID BLAINE.
THIRD STREET SAINTS
SPACE COUNCIL
ALL CIVILLIANS IN LIBERTY HOSPITAL
RAMBO
22 SWATS
ANOTHER ENTIRE HOSPITAL
A NEIGHBORHOOD
7 PEOPLE IN RESTURAUNT
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