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[ChairmanPoo]

But then I won't be able to solve previously intractable problems and gain IQ points with recreational drugs!

Hate to break this to you, but this isn't a TV show, no matter how much TV tells you it is.

You know, one of the things I hated about House is that he overdoses on drugs and gets superpowers as a result. Which was less than inspired on the writer's part, if you ask me.

[sneakey pete]

I have for the 3rd straight day in a row, cut my caffeine intake.

1 coffee, 1 code red, 1 tea.

Like a boss.

The bad news is that code red were on sale yesterday, so I have a trunk full of 12packs. That was probably a bad idea even though I saved a lot of money over the normal price.

you'd have saved even more if you hadn't bought them at all...

[Nadaka]

I have for the 3rd straight day in a row, cut my caffeine intake.

1 coffee, 1 code red, 1 tea.

Like a boss.

The bad news is that code red were on sale yesterday, so I have a trunk full of 12packs. That was probably a bad idea even though I saved a lot of money over the normal price.

you'd have saved even more if you hadn't bought them at all...

yes, but i have committed to cutting way back on caffeine, not eliminating it completely.

[MaximumZero]

So, then, limit yourself to one a day. Then one every couple days. Then only when you have the headache. Then not at all.

[Hanslanda]

I haven't started any addictions yet. Quick, which drug is most likely to expand my mind and make me a better person?

o.O
No drug will make you a better person.

[GoombaGeek]

But I need to try everything! I'm cursed with superiority to my fellow man!!

[Bauglir]

Is it an addiction if I abstain for two weeks so that I can binge for full effect whenever I have two consecutive days off?

[MaximumZero]

But I need to try everything! I'm cursed with superiority to my fellow man!!

In that case, Meth will bring you to well below average quickly.

[Reudh]

But I need to try everything! I'm cursed with superiority to my fellow man!!

In that case, Meth will bring you to well below average quickly.

Goomba is joking, I hope.

But yeah, in all seriousness. I recently saw one of my former friends from highschool. Intelligent guy, got on the ice/meth.

Now he looks terribly aged and his intellect has sharply diminished. It doesn't age your body, just your face. Hollowed cheeks, pitted teeth and sallow, reddened eyes.

[GoombaGeek]

Oh man, I kept reading that as "Meph", and I was thinking "there's nothing wrong with Masterwork!!".

yes I was joking, but people have said these things before and were being serious which was a :U moment for me

[Leatra]

I didn't take a long look at this thread but...

WTF? Do you guys have enough space left to drink water after all these sodas and shit?

This reminds me of a movie called Idiocracy where people, after years of drinking nothing more than energy drinks, forget that water is actually drinkable.

[Kamin]

I didn't take a long look at this thread but...

WTF? Do you guys have enough space left to drink water after all these sodas and shit?

This reminds me of a movie called Idiocracy where people, after years of drinking nothing more than energy drinks, forget that water is actually drinkable.

+1

[0cu]

Besides, multiple gallons soda add multiple thousands of kcal that are practically useless for your body. Your insuline level remains on a constant high level and you risk diabetes.

[MaximumZero]

I didn't take a long look at this thread but...

WTF? Do you guys have enough space left to drink water after all these sodas and shit?

This reminds me of a movie called Idiocracy where people, after years of drinking nothing more than energy drinks, forget that water is actually drinkable.

Nope. I pretty much just drank Dew and Monster, with the occasional rum'n'coke.

Have to admit, though, I'm really considering going back on the caf for the holiday season. Mostly so I don't murderize anyone.

[Leatra]

Well, you should. It sounds really unhealthy... Says the guy who spent the whole Summer with more than two beers each day.

I only drink cola while eating and I only drink tea and coffee if someone makes me some. No, I'm not that lazy. I just don't usually think "I should drink something different" by myself. I also hate how energy drinks taste (unless mixing it with vodka is an option)

Maybe you can just... drink water until there is no space left for sodas? I never had an addiction like that but thinking logically, if you had enough water than you need you wouldn't want to drink anything right?