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Author Topic: Curiosity Mission: Shutting Down 2016  (Read 137819 times)

Levi

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So who volunteers to go to Mars with a bunch of sanitary wipes for Curiosity's drill bit? Let's make this mission happen, people!

100 million years later, a young martian asks if its possible that martians could have evolved from biomatter from the dead planet of "Earth", and his parents laugh at him for being so silly.
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Hell, if you want to talk about wiping a remote controlled car down with a wet one be my guest, but it'd be easier to install a new drill on it then sanitise the one it has on it.
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Ah, but the new drill bit might also become accidentally contaminated and we'd just be back where we started.
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Its easier then trying to send something designed solely to sanitise the drill to mars, having the rover get to it and shove its drill into the cleaner...

Well on second thaught.
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Karnewarrior

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Are you guys suggesting we get Curiosity robo-laid?
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I'm not :o

I'm suggesting that someone goes to Mars with sanitizing wipes and bleach to decontaminate Curiosity. Then it can hunt for water properly.
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rarborman

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I'm sure the rover wouldnt mind getting some mechanical chemical cleaning.
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Robots can still feel love!

They can also feel their drill bits slowly pressed into some disinfecting gel, so soft and slippery... ooooh.
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Honestly if Curiosity wanted to find water why didn't we just send it up with one of those wishbone looking big sticks that seeks out water.

Also yeah, I totally approve of curiosity getting laid.
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Bauglir

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Honestly if Curiosity wanted to find water why didn't we just send it up with one of those wishbone looking big sticks that seeks out water.
Because divinations are explicitly forbidden by Leviticus. I think it's a well-known fact that all astronomy is performed in accordance with Scripture, right? >______>

In seriousness, kind of an unfortunate thing. I wonder what, if any, disciplinary measures exist for this sort of thing.
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I don't know, but NASA's Planetary Protection Officer (awesome job title) sure sounded angry about it.
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Planetary Protection Officer
I wonder if I could duel him/her for his/her title? That sounds like an amazing title.
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Planetary Protection Officer
I wonder if I could duel him/her for his/her title? That sounds like an amazing title.
Gotta respect the spehss law man

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Planetary Protection Officer
I wonder if I could duel him/her for his/her title? That sounds like an amazing title.
Gotta respect the spehss law man
Space Law: Where the men are clowns, the women are changelings, and the children are slave miners.
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What? Is the space law on Planet Wobegon?
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