Also, just so you know, Timn's out. And I'll take any suggestions for upcoming boss fights.
Gloriokal's gonna go and KILL THE NEAREST PERSON in a flurry of RAGE. His pets will follow suit, too. KILL. KILL. KILL! His Melee Weapon will be a chinese Shaolin Shovel.
[4] A rope slowly lowers down a shovel/blade/staff/thingy in front of you, and you snatch it down, giving it a quick twirl. Hmm...Seems sturdy enough. You bend down, and follow the trail of blood leading off, managing to sneak up behind Nacho and Tara, both seemingly oblivious of your presence.
Let Gumshoe out of the booth. Walk around and try to find a shop. Melee weapon: Fire extinguisher.
[5] You watch, as a floor panel flips outward, and a bright red fire extinguisher rises out, gleaming in the light. You snatch it up and turn around to see that gumshoe found a way out himself. And hey! He seems to have picked up an extra revolver. That'd come in handy!
I had forgotten about this!
Respawn near the attempt, and try again.
I am going to get a lab before I get any test subjects!
[4] After about half an hour of painstaking work, you manage to construct a moderately large dome with a wood interior and floor tile exterior. You head inside, and set up your lab. Although, this only consists of a folding table, a set of surgical tools, and an unknown machine with large handles and a few loose wires on the end. Oh well, you won't know until you try it.
Look through the Improv Lab Gear Toolbox.
[6] You manage to get it open with little trouble besides a smoke bomb that goes off, blinding you for a few seconds. Inside it, you find four items! A [5] Tazer, a [4] Bone Saw, a [4] Blood bag, and a [4] medium sized knife. As you pack up the now-empety container, you hear a loud clatter behind you, and turn around. A shiny metal blade lies on the ground, and you pick it up and place it in that sheath you happen to carry around for no reason and had no purpose until now.
Well then we burn him/her/it. With fire.
Lou will find somewhere nice and peaceful to set up a makeshift base/defensive position.
(Oh, I kinda thought Fernando was the only one who was getting a weapon, since he landed the killing blow.)
Maybe some kind of Polearm? Like a Voulge or a Guisarme. Maybe a Glaive-Guisarme. Which is basically a sword and some stabby bits, on a pole.
[6 God, what is with the semi-good rolls!?] You run around for a bit, eventually walking straight into a wall and bruising your face. Again. But you do happen to notice that's it's the wall of a blade store. You walk in to find most of the shelves knocked over, which you then pick up to form a few barricades and walls for a significant base. However, once all the swords are cleaned up sufficiently, you notice one, standing upright in the middle of the room. A long blade with a few sharp prongs on either side of it, on a pole. You snatch it up, holstering your other weapons and sitting down, having been exhausted by the workout.
"So, uh, where to now, Nacho?"
Tara was feeling a bit lost right now, slightly dazed by all the bloody madness she'd witnessed. She wiped her gory palms on her jeans without realising what she was doing, then grimaced.
"Um, are we still trying to get out of here?" She lowered her voice slightly as she said it, as though that would somehow stop the maniac running this place from hearing her.
She glanced around for anything useful in the surrounding area.
>Search the area, loot some of those dead bosses of any useful gear. Try not to get any more blood on me.
[4] You manage to salvage the Spy's Spy-cicle, the Soldier's Righteous Bison, the Demo's Loch'n'Load, and the Medic's Medigun, which is surprisingly light. You hand the Loch to Nacho, who graciously accepts it. You pocket the Spy-cicle, holster the Bison, and sling the Medigun over your back.
Nacho had clearly been enjoying himself, having just emerged victorious from a satisfying battle with a bloody Tara by his side. However, he could see that Tara was still not quite used to the battlefield that was this Mall of Death. Therefore, it was Nacho's duty as a heroic luchadore to continue to protect her and possibly help her to escape, and if that proved impossible then perhaps Nacho could at least protect Tara long enough for her to become a warrior like himself.
"Those last fighters likely weren't the last we will face. Before we move on and continue our search for an exit we should prepare ourselves, both physically and mentally, in case we need to fight again. If that should happen, then I promise to protect you with all my might!"
Nacho will continue to protect Tara and will assist her in searching the current area for any useful gear and an exit.
As for his free melee weapon, Nacho prefers to fight with his fists so he will request indestructible war gauntlets!
[Same] Among the wreckage, Nacho and Tar come across an area with several burnt out lights. The single light still operating shines down upon both a pair of War Gauntlets and a set of Nail extensions. Tara runs over, picking up both and handing the Nails over to Nacho. Quickly realizing her mistake, she switches them. No exit is found, however.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!
Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher)
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Normal
Kill Count: 13
Achievements: 3
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
Shaolin Shovel.
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Getting ready to attack.
Kill Count: 4
Deaths: 2
Achievements: 3
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase x2. Fire Extinguisher.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Becoming a Fire-Fighter.
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: Let's say 2.
Achievements: 1
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
-Spy-cicle (Insta-kill if attacking from behind, melts in fire.)
-Medi-gun, can heal anyone back to full health, including yourself, but takes up a whole turn.)
- Righteous Bison (Lazer Gun. 'Nuff said.)
-Adamantine Nails
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Getting her nails done.
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 13
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Setting up a base.
Achievements: 4
Death(?) Count: 1
Kill Count: 2
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Item: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, Blood Bag(Can heal all wounds, once. If you're lucky.), a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, and a Katana.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Getting a lot of Bling.
Deaths: 2
Kills: 3
Achievements: 1
Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Occupation: Mad Genetic Engineer
Special Skill: Improvising Lab Gear
Status: Trying to figure out what his gadgets do.
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange device, and some Surgical tools.
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Gloriokal
Name: Ankoth
Occupation: Skeletal Dog Warrior
Items: Dual Scimitar, Digi-Sword
Bonuses: -1 to Stabbing attacks against him.
Name: Heavily Endowed Amazonian
Occupation: She wants to be a Teacher.
Items: Skimpy Clothing, Buster Sword
Bonuses: +1 to defence. People get....distracted.
Miles Edgeworth
Name: Dick Gumshoe
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol x2
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.