Repeat previous action. Try to avoid people, but knock them out and call them volunteers if I find someone.
((You may want to revise that, as you guys are the only ones in the mall, besides the spy, and you're repeating exactly what happened to Edgeworth earlier.
Okay.
Set up shop, and try to find a volunteer.
[1] You attempt to set up shop in your little corner of nowhere, but only succeed in creating a small bonfire out of the floor tiles. And your flesh.
Spawn inside the security booth I was in.
[4] You spawn inside, and look out the smashed window to see your corpse laying there. You hop down and loot it for extra supplies.
Item obtained: EXTRA BRIEFCASE!Find mo' people, then mo' shooting.
You run around for a bit, eventually bumping into...well...nothing. You've followed the same path as two before you, and are now in Nowhere. Yes, you've just now read the sign blatantly hanging above your head reading
WELCOME TO NOWHEREHOPE YOU HAVE FUN!So yeah. You do happen across a one-man Burning Man festival, though. You fire a couple rounds into the flames,
[6 Vs. 1] and they go right through the feller's...everything. Seriously. They even put out the fire so you can loot him! SCORE!
Item collected: Lab Gear Improv Toolbox!Right, I did forget about them. Hm.
Gloriokal will have his servants follow him from now on, unless specifically ordered not to. Then, head over to Yoink and try to kill him. Oh, and Gloriokal's servants will help.
[3] You wander around with your minions for a while, Ankoth and THEA wandering closely behind, before you encounter a food court with a lot of napkins scattered around, mostly covered in blood of all sorts. You kneel down and sniff it.
[
Blood Recognition roll:2] Hmm...You seem to be smelling a lot of Russian, German, and Tomato on Rye. But no Yoinkish blood. Phooey.
((Yoink? Him? 
I am doubly confused. Who is this 'Yoink' fellow?))
Tara will pilfer a handful of paper napkins and make an attempt at cleaning the blood & brains etc from her person, and then tuck the pipe back away in her handbag and return to Nacho's side, keeping a wary eye out for any more of those nutcases.
"Soooo... Um, well, that was random. Whoah. Oh jeez, you're hurt and stuff!"
>Clean self with napkins, and then grab more to attempt to staunch Nacho's bleeding!
[3 The fuq? So many!] You wipe yourself off, getting most of the brains and chunky stuff off, but decide to leave the blood on. Partly because you're lazy, partly because you think Nacho thinks it looks cute.
"OH HO HO HO! That went well, excellent work!"
((A SPY!?))
Thank Tara for her help and then promptly uppercut the Spy into the stratosphere!
[5] Tara manages to patch up the wound perfectly, despite only having paper napkins to use, and you end up singing a love song to her on the broken guitar. Somehow. Oh well, you're manly and Mexican, so it works. Once you reach the final verse, you stand up and turn around to see a frenchman in a red balaclava, just standing there. He doesn't seem to notice you. Despite staring right at you.
[5 Vs. 1] You rip the cigarette out of his mout, using it to light his balaclava on fire. You then punch him into the stratosphere. You turn back to Tara, finishing the song, just as the Spy comes crashing back to Earth. Somewhere.
The litle message pops up on your watch, announcing to everyone the defeat of the boss!
BOSS BEATEN!
FINAL BLOW: FERNANDO TREJO
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!(Didn't I have an Uzi I looted off of TCM's guy?(I forgot his name. Chuck something?) I don't see it in Lou's inventory.)
Lou will keep his back to a wall and saturate the surrounding area with Glorious, Cleansing Fire.
[3 Feck.] You keep your back to a wall. In a sense. You're sitting in the indent the OTHER Pyro made in it earlier. You stare longingly at your Hat Store, wondering if it's gotten fed yet. You hop out, put down your weapons, and lay down, looking through the indestructible skylight up at the stars. And the sky. And the Burning Frenchman falling down out of the sky.
...You hear a loud SPLAT as he lands, splattered on the skylight above, ruining the beautiful view! The bastard...
You get up, and press on, just as another man walks up.
I decide to head to the food court. Maybe everyone is there. That taco place had a special today apparently.
You look around, wandering around for a bit, before ending up outside a hat store. Hm...You also look up to see a wonderful mess of...something. You spend a few minutes staring at it, trying to figure out it's mysteries, before giving up and staring at the hat store for a while, contemplating whether or not to go in.
BOSS BEATEN!
FINAL BLOW: FERNANDO TREJO
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!
Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Normal
Kill Count: 11 + Spy Kill(2)= 13
Achievements: 3
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Sniffing the floor.
Kill Count: 4
Deaths: 2
Achievements: 3
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Doubling the Fun?
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: Let's say 2.
Achievements: 1
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Patching up wrestlers with Napkins.
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 13
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Contemplating Life.
Achievements: 4
Death(?) Count: 1
Kill Count: 2
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Item: Micro-Uzi, Lab Gear ToolBox!
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Figuring out the secret of Nowhere.
Deaths: 2
Kills: 3
Achievements: 1
Name: Dominic Wyatt
User: MisterTimn
Occupation: Medical Scientist
Special Skill: Medicine
Status: Contemplating...Everything.
Inventory: His scientific calculator, Shoes. Lots of them.
Bonuses: +1 to !!SCIENCE!! and Healing (others)
Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Occupation: Mad Genetic Engineer
Special Skill: Improvising Lab Gear
Status: Respawning
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear.
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Gloriokal
Name: Ankoth
Occupation: Skeletal Dog Warrior
Items: Dual Scimitar, Digi-Sword
Bonuses: -1 to Stabbing attacks against him.
Name: Heavily Endowed Amazonian
Occupation: She wants to be a Teacher.
Items: Skimpy Clothing, Buster Sword
Bonuses: +1 to defence. People get....distracted.
Miles Edgeworth
Name: Dick Gumshoe
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.
Sorry for the INCREDIBLY long wait. I kinda....well, I have no excuse except school. So school.
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