Strike Phoenix Wright over the back of the head. With the Mop.
((If Justice For All has taught me anything, it's that this will probably knock him out and give him amnesia.))
You swing at Wright and [4 Vs 3+1] he dodges out of the way, causing the mop handle to swing back at you!
[3] It knocks off your hat, but you're otherwise okay.
Grab Phoenix Wright into a full nelson, and then suplex him into the ground!
[6+1] You grab Phoenix and drag him to the upper floor of the mall, jumping from the railing and going into suplex position. In your haste, however, you end up on the bottom, hitting your head on the hard ground and knocking yourself out for one turn. You also ended up breaking the attorney's fall. Smooth.
Tara stood there in shocked silence for a moment, staring down at the mashed-open corpse, then let out a piercing shriek.
"...Ewwww!"
She went into a horrified panic trying to get the icky mess of of herself. "Oh, ohmygod! Ohmygod! You guys, come on! Don't just stand there fighting, give me something to clean this... er... stuff off with! Oooh, this is disgusting..."
>Rummage in handbag for something to clean blood and brain matter from my person! Whilst babbling at the others to help!
>If nothing is found, search the area! Go look for a shop selling towels, if necessary! Or maye a restaurant with napkins!
Change of plans. As a Janitor, it's Lou's Minimum-Wage Job/Sworn Duty to aid somebody in need of cleanliness. With his Mop.
[5] Lou successfully cleans all the gunk off of Tara, and she thanks him heartily, before whacking him with her handbag.
H.E.A will distract Pheonix Wright! With her, er...Logic at...Uh...Logic...Meanwhile, Ankoth will lay down a furious flurry of furiously flurrying blows on PW! Gloriokal will tinker with the boob gun, hoping to mod it so as to distract other NPC's or players.
That went really damn cool. Did I, like, get two sixes or something? Woo-hoo!
[4] HEA tries to touch her belly button with her elbows! Phoenix is distracted by the awesome power of LOGIC.
[3] Ankoth runs over to the lawyer and begins waving his swords around. Unfortunately, the spastic-ness of the waving gives Phoenix a chance to sneak in an attack!
[1 Vs. 6] Phoenix counters with a poke to the knee. Ankoth Counter-Counters with a slash to the neck. The spiky head rolls along the ground, stopping at the feet of the Mobster.
3 points collected![5] You tinker with the BEWB gun until it turns into the BOOB EMULATION WORCHESTER BLASTER. Otherwise known as the BEWB gun. You do not know what it does yet.
Ok let me do something else.
FIND A STORE
[3] You suddenly find yourself outside a store with a sign reading 'THE INCREDIBLE HAT STORE' In big, red letters....
Oh, LOOK! A Fedora! You've always wanted one of those!
Achievements:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Players' Statuses
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, and half a bottle of Tobasco sauce, Broken Guitar
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Knocked out (1 Turn)
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Figuring out BEWBs.
Kill Count: 4
Achievements: 1
Name: Liam Di'Angelou
User:Xiphonii
Items: A deck of marked playing cards, Broken Baseball Bat.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Accuracy with thrown items and Persuasion.
Status: Awaiting bodily recovery.
Death Count: 2
Kill Count: 1
Achievements: 2
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase, Gumshoe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: OHH, SHINY!
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Bags of DESIGNER Crap.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: CLEAN IS THE NEW BLOODY.
Achievements: 2
Kill Count: 4
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Hitting Rambo Mobsters Himself with a mop.
Achievements: 1
Death Count: 1
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Item: Micro-Uzi
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Getting ahead.
Allies:
Gloriokal
Name: Ankoth
Occupation: Warrior
Items: Single Scimitar
Bonuses: -1 to Stabbing attacks against him.
Name: Heavily Endowed Amazonian
Occupation: The Same.
Items: Skimpy Clothing
Bonuses: +1 to defense. People get....distracted.
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