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Should I reboot this?

Yeah, start anew.
- 6 (50%)
Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'
- 4 (33.3%)
Nah, let's keep going.
- 2 (16.7%)
Nah, just kill this.
- 0 (0%)

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Author Topic: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: THE FAQ AND GENERAL Q THREAD  (Read 117714 times)

Caerwyn

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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: Teddy Roosevelt
« Reply #150 on: August 11, 2012, 11:14:37 am »

Create a runic glyph on the ground, out of whatever non-bodily fluids that are available. Prepare it, reinforce it, and turn it into a prison to hold a demon inside.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: Teddy Roosevelt
« Reply #151 on: August 11, 2012, 01:55:04 pm »

Bludgeon Rambo repeatedly about the Head/Face area with Mop.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: Teddy Roosevelt
« Reply #152 on: August 12, 2012, 01:05:20 am »

Actually disregard my previous post. Here's my new action.
Prosecute Rambo for the killing of Liam
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: Teddy Roosevelt
« Reply #153 on: August 12, 2012, 11:51:30 pm »

Actually disregard my previous post. Here's my new action.
Prosecute Rambo for the killing of Liam

You accuse Rambo of the crime. [2] He presents PHOENIX WRIGHT!

Phoenix Wright has joined the battle on RAMBOOOs side!

((Eh it's cool man))
Nacho wonders how the hell we all teleported to the inside of a closet, but he immediately stops caring when he hears the announcer.
Nacho: FINALLY!  A worthy foe!

Nacho power slides through the closet door while jamming and rams directly into Rambo at full force!
[1] You completely lose the rhythm and end up just standing there, vulnerable to an attack!
[2 vs. 2] Fortunately, RAMBO is just as bad of a shot as you are at dodging. Nothing happens. You need to begin the jam over again, though...

"Man, what the Fu-"

Unload heat on Rambo.


[5] You unload a full clip from your gun into RAMBO, which destroys his Testosterone Shield. Now He's vulnerable to attacks.

Create a runic glyph on the ground, out of whatever non-bodily fluids that are available. Prepare it, reinforce it, and turn it into a prison to hold a demon inside.

You take a bottle of cleaning fluid and pour it into a pentagram. Cool. Before you can do anything with it, though, RAMBO turns to attack and slips on the symbol.

RAMBO gains -1 to dodge!

Bludgeon Rambo repeatedly about the Head/Face area with Mop.


[3+1+1] You smack RAMBO upside the head with your mop handle! He is now dizzy and has -1 to attack!

RAMBO gets up and begins wildly punching Tara!

[1-1 Vs. 1] Wow. It devolves into a slap fight, with Tara seeming to have an edge.

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Fireiy

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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: Teddy Roosevelt
« Reply #154 on: August 13, 2012, 12:03:49 am »

Call Tara to the stand.
(Also is there a security camera there?)
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GraveHaunter92

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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: Teddy Roosevelt
« Reply #155 on: August 13, 2012, 12:18:25 am »

Awkwardly try to regain rhythm.
Become enraged and strike Rambo down with my guitar
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: RAMBOOO
« Reply #156 on: August 13, 2012, 02:25:43 am »

Jab Rambo right in the windpipe with the Mop.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: RAMBOOO
« Reply #157 on: August 13, 2012, 06:08:18 am »

Smash Rambo in the head with the Uzi butt repedatley.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: RAMBOOO
« Reply #158 on: August 13, 2012, 06:17:44 am »

"Aagh! Get your hands off me, you, you, you ape!"

Momentarily losing her usual eloquence, Tara smacks him with her handbag.
Wait, no... She pulls out the pipe and smacks him with that!
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Caerwyn

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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: RAMBOOO
« Reply #159 on: August 13, 2012, 10:07:11 am »

Cast my final Ghoul Charm on the ground, and attack Rambo with full strength! Try and feign terror whilst doing it, in hopes that my...Er...Loving, mutilated undead pet that will unlock it's true potential, and transform into a beautiful woman! Or, at the very least, a strong woman.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: RAMBOOO
« Reply #160 on: August 13, 2012, 02:38:06 pm »

Call Tara to the stand.
(Also is there a security camera there?)

[5] Tara willingly comes up to the stand, gabbering like she always does. She spews a whole bunch of information about the scene onto Wright, who shrinks back, looking stressed.

Suddenly, Wright pulls out [1] a stack of papers and throws them at you!

[2 vs. 5] You use your own voice to shout the papers back at Wright, and they go flying through the air!

[1 Vs 4] They end up back in a neat pile in front of him, no really doing much.

Awkwardly try to regain rhythm.
Become enraged and strike Rambo down with my guitar

[2] You are unable to get the rhythm back, and charge at RAMBO with your guitar raised over your head!

[4 vs. 1] You swing it at the monster's abdomen, giving him a few broken ribs! He begins to breath funnily!

Jab Rambo right in the windpipe with the Mop.

[2] You end up jabbing at air, as RAMBO is now on the ground, gasping for air himself!

Smash Rambo in the head with the Uzi butt repedatley.

[1] You end up jamming the Uzi butt into Lou's side, causing him to turn around and [2 vs. 1] hit you in the face with the mop handle! You earned yourself a bloody nose! He apologizes and goes back to fighting Testosterone Man.

"Aagh! Get your hands off me, you, you, you ape!"

Momentarily losing her usual eloquence, Tara smacks him with her handbag.
Wait, no... She pulls out the pipe and smacks him with that!


You step down from the stand and pull out the Golden Pipe from your bag. You warm up and take a swing at the big galute's head. [5 vs. 1] It's a direct hit, and his head practically explodes from the force of the hit, covering you and others with Brain Juice and Blood.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!


Cast my final Ghoul Charm on the ground, and attack Rambo with full strength! Try and feign terror whilst doing it, in hopes that my...Er...Loving, mutilated undead pet that will unlock it's true potential, and transform into a beautiful woman! Or, at the very least, a strong woman.

You cast your Ghoul Charm on the ground, and a zombie-like figure rises out from the ground, while sporting a T-Shirt boasting his part on your team, as well as reading 'Hello, My Name is Ankoth'. He wields a pair of swords, and is ready to use to use them. Meanwhile, the Dog-Ghoul turns into a...Heavily Endowed Amazonian. She's tall. And Strong. And she'll fight for you!

Phoenix Wright Pulls out [3] a brick! He throws it as the H.E.A.! [1 Vs. 2] She catches the brick, crushing it with her bare hands. Wright looks worried!

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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: RAMBOOO
« Reply #161 on: August 13, 2012, 02:55:15 pm »

Strike Phoenix Wright over the back of the head. With the Mop.

((If Justice For All has taught me anything, it's that this will probably knock him out and give him amnesia.))
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: RAMBOOO
« Reply #162 on: August 13, 2012, 03:55:35 pm »

Grab Phoenix Wright into a full nelson, and then suplex him into the ground!
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: Phoenix Wright
« Reply #163 on: August 13, 2012, 05:03:05 pm »

Discharge Uzi at Phoenix Wright.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: Phoenix Wright
« Reply #164 on: August 13, 2012, 06:44:50 pm »

Tara stood there in shocked silence for a moment, staring down at the mashed-open corpse, then let out a piercing shriek.
"...Ewwww!"

She went into a horrified panic trying to get the icky mess of of herself. "Oh, ohmygod! Ohmygod! You guys, come on! Don't just stand there fighting, give me something to clean this... er... stuff off with! Oooh, this is disgusting..."

>Rummage in handbag for something to clean blood and brain matter from my person! Whilst babbling at the others to help!

>If nothing is found, search the area! Go look for a shop selling towels, if necessary! Or maye a restaurant with napkins!

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