Call Tara to the stand.
(Also is there a security camera there?)
[5] Tara willingly comes up to the stand, gabbering like she always does. She spews a whole bunch of information about the scene onto Wright, who shrinks back, looking stressed.
Suddenly, Wright pulls out [1] a stack of papers and throws them at you!
[2 vs. 5] You use your own voice to shout the papers back at Wright, and they go flying through the air!
[1 Vs 4] They end up back in a neat pile in front of him, no really doing much.
Awkwardly try to regain rhythm.
Become enraged and strike Rambo down with my guitar
[2] You are unable to get the rhythm back, and charge at RAMBO with your guitar raised over your head!
[4 vs. 1] You swing it at the monster's abdomen, giving him a few broken ribs! He begins to breath funnily!
Jab Rambo right in the windpipe with the Mop.
[2] You end up jabbing at air, as RAMBO is now on the ground, gasping for air himself!
Smash Rambo in the head with the Uzi butt repedatley.
[1] You end up jamming the Uzi butt into Lou's side, causing him to turn around and [2 vs. 1] hit you in the face with the mop handle! You earned yourself a bloody nose! He apologizes and goes back to fighting Testosterone Man.
"Aagh! Get your hands off me, you, you, you ape!"
Momentarily losing her usual eloquence, Tara smacks him with her handbag.
Wait, no... She pulls out the pipe and smacks him with that!
You step down from the stand and pull out the Golden Pipe from your bag. You warm up and take a swing at the big galute's head. [5 vs. 1] It's a direct hit, and his head practically explodes from the force of the hit, covering you and others with Brain Juice and Blood.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!Cast my final Ghoul Charm on the ground, and attack Rambo with full strength! Try and feign terror whilst doing it, in hopes that my...Er...Loving, mutilated undead pet that will unlock it's true potential, and transform into a beautiful woman! Or, at the very least, a strong woman.
You cast your Ghoul Charm on the ground, and a zombie-like figure rises out from the ground, while sporting a T-Shirt boasting his part on your team, as well as reading 'Hello, My Name is Ankoth'. He wields a pair of swords, and is ready to use to use them. Meanwhile, the Dog-Ghoul turns into a...Heavily Endowed Amazonian. She's tall. And Strong. And she'll fight for you!
Phoenix Wright Pulls out [3] a brick! He throws it as the H.E.A.! [1 Vs. 2] She catches the brick, crushing it with her bare hands. Wright looks worried!
Boss Status
Name: Phoenix Wright
Inventory: Evidence (Various)
Health: Erk!
Bonuses: +1 to dodging
Achievements:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Players' Statuses
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, and half a bottle of Tobasco sauce, Broken Guitar
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Breaking Guitars.
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Gaining Allies
Kill Count: 1
Achievements: 1
Name: Liam Di'Angelou
User:Xiphonii
Items: A deck of marked playing cards, Broken Baseball Bat.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Accuracy with thrown items and Persuasion.
Status: Awaiting bodily recovery.
Death Count: 2
Kill Count: 1
Achievements: 2
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase, Gumshoe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: OBJECTION!
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Bags of DESIGNER Crap.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Covered in Blood. It's the new style.
Achievements: 2
Kill Count: 4
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Hitting Rambo Mobsters with a mop.
Achievements: 1
Death Count: 1
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Item: Micro-Uzi
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Having a Bloody Nose.
Allies:
Gloriokal
Name: Ankoth
Occupation: Warrior
Items: Dual Scimitars
Bonuses: -1 to Stabbing attacks against him.
Name: Heavily Endowed Amazonian
Occupation: The Same.
Items: Skimpy Clothing
Bonuses: +1 to defense. People get....distracted.
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