WOW! AN ACTUAL TURN!
Sink into utter depression, at rolling 2 or 3 1's in a row. Use this depressive energy to taint the entire mall, causing danger and despair to EVERY player!
[6] You sink into SUCH an utter depression, that you begin to laugh at your complete failure. STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID.
You sir, are hilarious.
On the bright side, all rolls will be fives from the positive forse now echoing the mall.
>Groove our way along to search for an escape route from the mall.
>Attempt to loot a music store for a tambourine along the way, so's that I can join in the jammin'.
[5] GROOOVAY! You grab a Tambourine from the music store next door, keeping the jam alive. You are unable to find the exits that don't exist, but instead find Liam standing in ront of an open broom closet, drooling.
Suddenly appear in random location.
[5] You too appear in front of the broom closet. NICE!
Lou dons a Top Hat and then attempts to seek out the Elusive And Deadly Broom Closet.
[5] BROOM CLOSET HOOOOO!
Eh sure if you want.
Heres my revised action.
Try to find a way out of the place with no shops or find a map. Also call Gumshoe
You walk east to find Gumshoe AND the broom closet. Oldbag leaves in disgust.
Gumshoe is carrying a pistol, a badge, and a Blue Badger blow-up figurine.
Suddenly, the voice comes on the PA.
MY GOD, YOU GUYS ARE IMBECILES! That IS IT! I am sending someone out to kill you all! Kill him and it's 4 points towards your total. OH RAAMBOOO!A sudden rumbling is herd from the vent above you, as the TESTOSTERONE MAN himself pops down.
BWAAARGHHe takes a swing at Liam, [5] SENDING THE DROOLER FLYING INTO THE WALL. He sticks there like a javelin, before fading to dust.
Boss Status
Name: RAMBO
Inventory: AK47 x2, Pure Testosterone Armor, Lucy and Betty.
Health: BWAAARGH!
Achievements:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
Players' Statuses
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, and half a bottle of Tobasco sauce.
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: JAMMIN'! IN A CLOSET
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
1x Effigy of Ghoul (Can be cast on the ground to summon the wraith of a long-dead creature. Not very powerful, but quick and scary.)
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Laughing like a madman. In a Broom Closet
Kill Count: 1
Achievements: 1
Name: Liam Di'Angelou
User:Xiphonii
Items: A deck of marked playing cards, Broken Baseball Bat.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Accuracy with thrown items and Persuasion.
Status: RAMBO SMASH!
Death Count: 2
Kill Count: 1
Achievements: 2
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase, Gumshoe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Out of the emptines and into the closet.
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Bags of DESIGNER Crap.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: GROOVIN' IN A CLOSET.
Achievements: 1
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Dapper Hat Time!. IN A CLOSET.
Achievements: 1
Death Count: 1
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Item: Micro-Uzi
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: CLOSEEET!
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