Sorry guys, turns will be coming a bit far apart for the next few days, still.
And TCM, you are in, just choose a place to spawn in and I'll add you to the roster. Also, Xiphoniii has missed his turn, so...here we go!
Ohmigoshwhatacooldudeohhe'slookingatmeohmygodhemust be famous--
>Snap picture of self and Nacho on camera phone. Post to Facebook.
>Shyly return compliment with: "Well I'm uh, sure that's not the only part of you that tastes good lucky to be here for this impromptu concert! Rock on, dude. Hey, you know, we should totally team up and find a way out of this creepy place!"
>Recruit Nacho, whilst trying not to swoon.
>Also, continue grooving whilst saying the above. Make grooving an auto action whilst music is happening.
((Originally I was just gonna type >Swoon. 
))
[4] You proceed to do whatever, even receiving an autograph that looks a lot like Jack Black's as the two of you
walk GROOVE away together. What cute couple. Suddenly, your phone vibrates. You look, and all your friends seem to know that guy. Who cares! YOU met him.
OBJECTION! You just contradicted your earlier statement!
(You are the only people in the mall, by the way.)
Oh and wheres Gumshoe?
Ok go and try to find the exit/entrance.
(I AM GM, I MAKE RULES! And you rolled a 1 or something, so instead of Gumshoe, you got Oldbag.)
[2] You're still stuck hopelessly in the land with no stores. Only this time, it's with Oldbag.
Toss away the boob gun in disgust. Meditate, and try to re-focus my energies, and re-balance my mind to bring upon a state of utter tranquility. Use this time in meditation to focus my mind into the mall, and mentally search throughout it. The Ghoul will protect me whilst I meditate.
[1] You try to meditate, but you begin to float up into the air again, before falling and...OOH. I REALLY don't think you're supposed to bend that way. Oh, the BOOB GUN! You toss it away and try to un-bend yourself, but the ghoul brings it back. You sigh and take it back, as it's really your only weapon.
((haha wow ))
Nahco stands there dumbstruck for a good minute as the hamster wheel in his head slows to a crawl.(( use this as reference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivBaAN8mHHY&feature=endscreen&NR=1))
(I guess she's not here to fight. I should get her out of here before someone comes along and mangles her.)
Nacho agrees to guard the senorita and help her find a way out of the mall. Nacho also signs her an autograph, in hopes that it will keep her from swooning over him.
[5] The hamster wheel turns quite quickly, giving him ample time to both give her an autograph and start JAMMIN' again.
ALLIANCE: NACHO LIBRE and TARA McSCARA The 'INCREDIBLE HAT STORE'. Not the trap store, the real one.
You respawn in the real INCREDIBLE HAT STORE. Man, now that you've seen it, the resemblance is simply UNCANNY. You praise yourself and grab a hat for good measure.
WHAT HAT DO YOU CHOOSE?
Achievements:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
Players' Statuses
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, and half a bottle of Tobasco sauce.
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: JAMMIN'!
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
1x Effigy of Ghoul (Can be cast on the ground to summon the wraith of a long-dead creature. Not very powerful, but quick and scary.)
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Still wishing he had a cow gun, it just takes a little longer for his brain to work now...
Kill Count: 1
Achievements: 1
Name: Liam Di'Angelou
User:Xiphonii
Items: A deck of marked playing cards, Broken Baseball Bat.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Accuracy with thrown items and Persuasion.
Status: Staring into a broom closet, drooling.
Death Count: 1
Kill Count: 1
Achievements: 2
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase, Oldbag.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: How the heck does that even work?
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Bags of DESIGNER Crap.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: GROOVIN'
Achievements: 1
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Dapper Hat Time!
Achievements: 1
Death Count: 1
Poll
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